Have you noticed? or is it just me?

What has changed in the past few months, dear reader? I have awoken! I am totally hot for boys again. Being a boring old married lady had gotten me down for far too long and something has happened.. hmm.. any ideas, dear reader? Initially, I would write about daily hum drum things.. and all of the sudden, I cannot seem to say enough about Nic Cester's hot body.. or my desire to lick Snow Patrol's lead singer all over.. Yeah yeah yeah.. I know I can only really be all over Vic.. But nothing has changed on the home front.. so what is going on???
I know cats go in heat.. maybe I am in heat.. I haven't caught myself making the cat love shriek yet.. But wouldn't that be kewl if I started doing that? Me-ow! I am one hot.. er.. cat.. (I have to keep it clean for my under age reader) hmm. The first person who is able to translate the above Jet cartoon will have the pleasure of experiencing a Meggie love shriek up close and personal...
(Yes, dear reader, I have officially gone crazy)
01-01-06 **update**
Sadly, no one has taken me up on my offer. Not even Vic. I suppose it is because I am aging ever so quickly and there are far hotter fish in the sea. I fear I am becoming one of those scary old women who talks to her babooshka wearing dogs ... :(

another reason to upload a new Jet photo.

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<----------snow patrol







I think because it is the end of the year.. all the sentiments of a year gone by creep into my psyche.. I start thinking about what was best in the past year.. so, I start making lists.. (I think it might be part of my obsessive personality..) Anyways, here is yet another list.. It will most likely not be the last.. These are my absolutely cannot live without bands of the year 2005.. I often equate life experiences with the songs that I was listening to when I was going through shit.. so they mean alot to me.. A'Right?

1. Jet .....without question. There are times in a day that the only thing that will bring me down from the ledge is listening to the raspy, intoxicating voice of Nic Cester.. (ooh he is crossing over onto more then one list.. how kewl is that?) (see photo.. he is the one in the hat .. hands seductively in his pockets.. giving me the come hither look.. sigh)
2. Snow Patrol .. All of the sudden everyone is listening to these bloaks from Belfast. I was literally one of the first. One song in particular, Run, can bring me to tears.. I want to do naughty things to the lead singers bod-day! (see hottie in pink shirt)
3. Maroon Five .. I am not really into any of the boys.. BUT ALL the songs are deep and are totally written about me.. I know they are!!!! I mean "beauty queen of only 18?? " hello?

Thats it for now .. I am tired and must go rest..

The secret to my marriage

Many are aware of the list of 5..
Five names scribbled on a page.. that if given the opportunity, your spouse must look the other way, and allow an indiscresion..The initial conversation I had with Vic was in a restaurant.. and he excitedly wanted to have this list.. but he playfully decided that the 5 SUPER HOT waitresses at the restaurant were his pick.. sigh.. we have come a loooong way..

Here is my curent list of five..(in no particular order)

• Nic Cester .. The very hot lead singer of Jet.
• Brian Ching .. Smokin hot Hawaiian Forward on the ex-san jose quakes
• Benji Bratt .. Hello? No explanation needed.
• Chris Isaak .. Literally one verse of Wicked Games and I am jizzing all over
• Johnny Depp .. This boy could look at me a certain way and it would be ALL OVER!

And a special honorable mention goes to Marky Mark- WAY .. WAY too hot.. even for me.. But this is what dreams are made of ..as well as drained pocket rocket batteries.. buzz buzz!

I think I pee'd myself..

I wonder how many concerts in 2006 I can drag Vic too? Note to self.. YOU WILL RUSH THE STAGE THIS TIME!

Jet have declared that their forthcoming new album will blow their debut out of the water. In a recent interview with NME.COM, the band's frontman Nic Cester said that having taken 2005 off to concentrate on recording, the untitled album will easily supersede 2003's 'Get Born'. "We're just taking our time and making sure it's five times better than the first one," he told US radio station KRCW. His brother, drummer Chris Cester, added : "It's more mature. I think first and foremost would be lyrically, we've taken giant leaps. We've lived two years, buzzing around the world, that's life experience right there." The new record is pencilled in for release in Spring 2006 ..

I'd like to thank the academy...

(tiffany bracelet I am waiting for.................Merry xmas to me!)

My family are THANK YOU card whores..
I mean we send thank you cards for thank you cards.. I think it was partly to do with my grandfather being a postman.. you know we helped keep him busy..
The art of thank you card sending is on the outs.. so I would like to thank via the chronicle ... some exceptional gifts I received....

1) Shan-o .. Fabulous art piece of my pooches.. I have it PROUDLY displayed.. with all that is going on with Jill.. that you found time to make this is amazing..

2) Jilly .. Mai Tai body butter and body shimmer.. YUM! (note, if you see me licking myself .. now you know why!)

3) Dan-o .. My newest BFF .. I adore my shirt .. LAGUNA BEACH BEYOTCHES!! and it show cases the girls beautifully.

4) Lisa .. Lindsey Lohan ROCKS ( yes I am a closet LL fan, what of it?)

5) mom and gran .. The puffy shirt !! shut-up.. LOVE IT!

6) Steve and Lou ... Paris hilton never smelled as good as she does dripping from my hot bod!

7) Vic ...Journey twice to Tiff's to get my bracelet.. finally ordering it on line.. I CAN'T wait to get it..

Peace out.

I will take it the way I want to take it!

I would say about 10 years ago, I started training for a new job.. Completely new job, new office.. but same company. As the training period came to an end, the instructor said the people who currently do the job we were training for would be our biggest asset. She encouraged us to be friendly and make connections with these people.
Well, as you know dear reader, I am a go-getter.. as soon as I got on the "floor" (kewl office jargon).. I found out who the SME's were (subject matter expert.. another kewl office word) ..
I made a B-line to them and introduced myself and tried to make a connection.. One of the first people I spoke with was a fellow named Steve (fyi aka steve the stalker) . I was charming as usual.. and his immediate response to my clever introduction was, "I have a girlfriend.." I was dumbfounded.. I quickly surveyed my attire.. was a boob making an unplanned appearance?? Was I wearing my "tramp on the loooose" t-shirt? I just didn't get the response.. I said, um .. Thanks and walked away..
Over the years, it has become apparent to me that what I say or how I react to things are wildly misinterpreted. Case in point.. A week ago, I was exchanging gifts with a good friend of mine. He seemed to like the gifts I got him.. (FYI my gifts were of the non-threatening variety..T-shirt and booze.. totally safe gifts to give a man/friend ) Then it was my turn... I opened my gift and was pleasantly surprised. It wasn't a Starbucks gift card (totally love these but doesn't really scream YOU ARE AN AWESOME FRIEND AND I KNOW A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT YOU THEN YOU LIKE COFFEE..) So, I said that I really loved it and I was surprised that he would be able to achieve such heights in gift giving.. (I mean most dudes have no clue) He responded with .. "Now, I don't want you to get the wrong idea.." OK, huh? Why do guys have to ruin moments.. ? I mean it was a beautiful moment where I felt important and cared for.. you know? but then all I could think about was wrong idea? what wrong idea? maybe that I am a cool friend and nice to talk to .. maybe he is a better person for knowing me???
Hello? I am a boring married lady... I should have the right to have any idea I want.. jeesh.. throw a girl a bone!

What an ordeal

I treated myself to a hair cut this past week.. and I have to say it is becoming quite an ordeal. A day before my visit, I get all nervous.. I have to come up with interesting things to tell my stylist, Mylan. She asks me, without fail, what is going on in Meghan-land.. It turns into a whole big drama.. I start to realize that I got nothing going on.. And just this week, the things I do have, The Quakes and Howard Stern, went away.. I take solice that I have Sirius.. but still.. Its traumatic.. Change is always scary, anyways... Back to the haircut.. Mylan moved to a new place.. It use to be 5 color cowboy.. Really hot place.. The building use to be a bank .. and the ceilings go on forever.. and you just feel hip saying, "what? Oh yeah.. I get my hair done at 5 Color Cowboy..." She is now at a place called Loft A2.. which is completely misleading.. It should be crack den on 3rd. It is really nice inside.. a little small, but nice.. but getting there is scary.. Some gang bangers live across from it .. And I get the impression that they aren't too keen on whitey spending loads of money to get her hair done.. I have learned walk fast and don't look directly at them.. I also learned to not lock the door blatantly.. They get mad at that.. Don't want to enrage the gang banger.. They might make an exception, and not bang a gang.. but bang on me.. which isn't good .. ANy who.. So, after I tell Mylan that work is the same.. Home is the same.. we talk about T.V. .. which is really pretty sad.. Is that what my life comes down to? I mean I will tell her about my fav shows, which there are many, and she always says she hasn't caught it.. heavy sigh..

I think my hair looks really good.. it has a slightly different shape and no roots.. YEAH! Death to roots !!! And NO ONE NOTICED.. People suck. I need new cool friends..

(insert name here) Quakes

............an email received tonight .............

Dear Soccer Silicon Valley member: The roller coaster ride that we have all been on for the better part of two years is, in all likelihood, about to come to an end. Silicon Valley Sports & Entertainment (SVS&E), the group that manages the Sharks and one of the investors we have been working with for over a year, has been unable to work out a deal to keep the Earthquakes here for 2006, despite their best efforts. We understand that AEG intends to move the team and is expected to make an announcement in a press conference on Friday in Houston. There is a bit of hope. During our time on this project, a number of investors, several of whom are high-ranking executives in publicly-traded companies, have come to us and expressed a desire to team with other investors in purchasing the Earthquakes. Many of these investors have met with SVS&E, who were willing to serve as the lead investor in the venture and who have an ongoing business relationship with AEG. SSV's board members are working with these investors to determine their willingness to purchase and operate the team. We have already petitioned MLS and AEG for ownership of the Earthquakes' legacy--the team's name, colors, trophies, and history--if the team is relocated. When we first approached AEG with this idea in August of 2004, they indicated that they would be willing to do this. We expect that it is still true now. If the quality and passion of a team's fans were the only barometer of its success, the Earthquakes would be recognized as one of the best teams anywhere and the shining light of Major League Soccer. Unfortunately, the economic reality is that without a stadium, the Earthquakes cannot continue as a viable business. Thank you as always for your support. We will continue to keep you updated as events unfold. Yours in soccer, Colin McCarthy and the Founding Members of SSV: Don Gagliardi Jay Hipps Tony Huston John Jussen Carol Vartuli Marin Mike Turco

corrupting Jilly

Can you believe my sweet niece gave me the finger.. OK I admit I took like 500 pics of her while she was sleeping.. with the flash on.. but what if I miss one of her cute expressions? They claim its gas, but I swear she smiles at me.. her sweet little smile.. heavy sigh

Mental note.. I love that baby! Call Shan-o to see how she is.

Undisputed best baby EVER!

I genuinely feel bad for all other babies.. It is obvious that Jillian.. My little sweet niece, Jilly .... Is the most beautiful baby EVER ... they can stop those silly pageants and just send the prizes her way.. Its just not fair to those other babies.. leading them to believe they have a chance.. I mean really.

P.S. Shan-o, Please unblock my number.. I promise to stop stalking your baby!!

RIP Tookie

Today Arnold denied the clemency of Tookie Williams.. Now, don't get me wrong.. Tookie looks like one mean mother F'er.. and I DO NOT believe he should be out.. But I am a firm believer that we only have the right to decide who lives IN the society.. Not who lives on the earth... Tookie, you broke the rules.. therefore you can't live with us.. But to take his life? That is some heavy shit.. I mean .. HEAVY.. I totally freak out about not knowing what happens when we die.. and all that stuff.. so the state planning a murder.. down to the minute.. and serving appetizers and punch to the witnesses is horrific. It makes me so sad.

I would like to say only 2 things more about this.. (1) I pray that Tookie isn't afraid of death and knows that eventhough I don't condone his actions in the least, I do love him and hope there is an after life.. and he goes to heaven... AND (2) I would like to denounce my citizenship.. and start a free country.. where Murder is Murder .. and we don't Murder someone to show that Murder is wrong.. I shall call it Tookieville.

Drama queen to the white courtesy phone..

Have you ever watched Sesame street? I have to admit, its been a little while for me.. But they sang this song.. "Which one doesnt belong??" For the money, Monty.. Can you guess which one of these 3 fine ladies is a crack whore and doesn't belong? (I am so dramatic)
Why do I always look like I am on drugs or something.. I have my standard photo smile.. I guess over time the smile has deteriorated.. I am an old hag, I guess. Nobody loves me.. sniff snifff..

Ok .. My name is Meghan and I have a problem

Yesterday at work, they had a purse party in the cafe. Kinda freaky crap was being sold.. But because I am an experienced shopper, I was able to dig out some really awesome treasures. I happened upon a fabulous White wallet, with pastel pink C's.. A wonderful rendition of the Coach design. (Isn't it HOT???) The lady offered it to me at $45-.. HUH? Thats way too much.. Why buy a wallet when you will have nothing to out in it?? (good logic,eh?) So, I didn't buy it.. But I had a good plan..(Lisa said I got a little sneaky)... I emailed everyone I remotely liked at my office.. and advised them I was going to make it easy on them and let them know exactly what I wanted for Xmas.. Aren't I generous!!! I sent literally 50 emails out.. Most people laughed and just passed it off as another evil "Meghan" .. But 1 person actually went and got it for me.. Why do I now feel guilty? Mental note : work on eliminating empathy. Totally bad for party girl image.

Sleigh bells ring.. Are you listening?

So, I guess you know it is Christmas time once again. Baby Jesus was born and he saved us from eternal damnation.. etc..etc..etc... Loven the whole Jesus angle but am forever confused about what happened to the holiday.. Don't get me wrong, I love gifts.. Gifts of all shapes and sizes.. (specifically size 10 shoes, dear reader) But it is really sad when you think that in this day and age, Christmas is about getting an Xbox for Jimmy and not anything remotely religious. I read ..just today.. that the country will now refer to it as a HOLIDAY tree and not a Christmas tree..HUH? What is going on? Has everyone lost their minds?