No not Kevin Bacon!

Hello dear reader.. It has been awhile.
One thing about me, when I am sad.. I like to be alone. I appreciate your understanding.. and will eventually be my old self.

Just to prove to you that I am in fact on the mend..


This very night, I happened upon a documentary about this fellow who decided he would get a date with Drew Barrymore in 30 days .. He has had a crush on her for sometime.. (pre ET) and decided that he could use his unemployed time constructively and figure out how to get a date with her ... I have to say he was pretty ambitious.. He utilized his connections and played a little round of 6 degrees of separation.. (you know, dear reader.. the idea that everyone on this earth is connected by just 6 people.. ??) Anyways, As I watched this strange fellow chasing his dream, I was reminded of my own dream.. Meeting the uber fab Nic Cester.. If this putz could get to Drew, why couldn't I.. a certified Hot Tamale.. at least swap some spit (ala french kiss) Mr Cester??
Hmm.. I've got it.. Lets do the 6 degree's of separation, shall we?? I need NAMES!

...What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet...

Final score Dynamo 5- Rapids 2 ..

4 of them were scored by none other then Brian Ching. I hate to say it, but yes, I am a dynamo.

The Benadryl Diaries

The one truly excellent aspect of having debilitating allergies.. is the wondrous wave of euphoria you can gain from taking a few pinks. Pinks are the fabulous OTC's that eradicate those nasty allergy symptoms by completely and totally knocking you into unconsciousness.. When I am in this state, my mind is able to paint vivid.. life like images.. and when I awake, it is as if it weren't a dream, but an experience in an alternate universe. This very weekend, I found myself in such a haze that I had a glorious dream.. Let me share it with you now. ...

I remember that I was told that a special concert was arranged for me to see Jet. I got to this club and many famous people were milling around.. Duran Duran, Peter Scolari, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson.. The show kept getting post poned and I was finally called over by the clubs manager, who had some news. I of course knew that they were going to cancel the show. As I headed over to him, he announced that the show would begin NOW. Out came Nic Cester and Cam Muncey.. and they came right up to me and started to sing to me. I cried.. I couldn't believe that this was happening for me. As the show winded down, they invited me backstage to meet their families. Nic introduced me to his dad, and it suddenly occured to me that Nic was very young. He would not tell me his age...but I guessed it to be 13. He introduced me to his 15 brothers and sisters.. I continued to grill him about his age.. and he wouldn't tell me. They gave me some socks.. and I signed an agreement they could use me for the show..