Calling YOU out!

One of my "friends" who will remain nameless.. (cough) DANIEL SCALIA.. loves to torment me and say that Jet is a boy band.
It doesn't really matter... because I know better.. but it still hurts .. right there in my heart.. I know what an awesome band they are.. the depth behind the songs.. and what hot bitches they are!!
ho hum. I must spread the word!

Praise JESUS!

Have you ever seen those whacky info-mercials where they are hocking the songs of praise or something.. and one of the songs is God is an amesome God... While they play that song, they pan the crowd at the church house.. and there is this FREAK jumping up and down.. hands stretched to the ceiling.. singing..
That crazy ass beyotch was the inspiration this afternoon. Lil Jill is on her way!

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ok, I haven't even figured out chop stix yet!

Hmph! Part deux

I was told rather eloquently, that my previous post titled Hmph! was a rambling mess. There was concern that my meds were not balancing well and perhaps another stint at Agnews was due.. I decided to put all concerns to rest, and give that post another go .. with a clearer head.

Last night, I attended the 4oth birthday party for a dear friend of mine, Mr Patrick Moore. His beautiful (girl) friend threw the party for him at a fab Italian restaurant..
(you can totally tell she loves him.. but he is blind and refuses to see what a catch he has .. She is just a friend.. she is just a friend ...ANYWAYS!!! )

I haven't hung out with Patrick and his crowd for almost 10 years.. When I hung out with them.. I WAS THE QUIET ONE!!! SHY GIRL!!!!! (I know no way!!) Evenings would go by and I wouldn't say a word!!!!
Since then, I have changed a lot.. Some say for the better, some say for the worse.. I tend to believe that I am way cooler.. I know who I am .. what I want.. and I won't take shit from people. I say what is on my mind and I don't worry what people will think about me. (my thinking is, if you don't "get me", I wouldn't want to hang out with you anyway!!!)
So, fast forward to the party... Some faces were familiar.. But most were not. Most people made it clear that they had no clue who I was or how I was connected to Patrick. The guy I was sitting with.. who I KNOW.. would have 10 minute conversations with people, and not even say.. "Do you know Meghan??"
Now don't get me wrong, it was Patrick's day and I shouldn't have been the center of attention.. but it just felt weird in that quiet place again.

This guy was circulating and taking pictures.. I mentioned to him that he looked like Scott Peterson.. which TOTALLY freaked me out. I mean I cannot watch Dean Cain anymore for this very reason.. And I love Dean Cain (Damn!! Scott Peterson ruins everything!!) So, he calls me a dog.. and I had a total Brady moment and shoved cake in someone's face.. I think I told a dude that his 15 year old son was HOT and that I could totally understand where Mary Anne La Tournoe was coming from...

Needless to say, I escaped early.. Ho Hum.. Another mooosey tale.

Available soon

For the Jesus freak in your life..

A new collection of Church Hats made from the finest brown paper available.

Praise Jesus!

New Chompers

My mom says he is a money pit

But, I firmly believe that God only gives you as much as you can handle!
My little Mocha.. apparently has some hill billy blood in him. It is no surprise being that he was born in the great state of Texas.. (Hello, Bush is from there!!) Take a gander at his teefers.. He has since had reconstructive surgery.. (GULP) $300 dollars later...

Happy Baby!

Hmph!

It has taken me 33 years to become the person I am.. If I want to tell a dude he scares me because he kinda sorta looks like Scott Peterson.. its my right. No need to call me a dog.. (although, DOGS RULE, so thanks!)

Ok.. he didn't exactly call me a dog.. he was taking my photo and asked me not to cock my head like a cocker spaniel. um, hello. You aren't the boss of me Mr Scott Peterson!

Hey RICK.. BABY!

Rick.. At music inthe park

I happened to get an email from Atlantic Records.. with a link to a teaser video about the new JET album.. Nic was looking way too cute for words.. I got all tingley!!! SO, I started trolling the net for other HOT Rocker dudes ..For some reason.. I happened to google my old highschool (unrequited) amore, Rick.. I found out that he is in a new band .. NOT my kind of music, but kewl just the same.

(check them out http://www.myspace.com/rykihnband) Against my better judgement, I sent Rick a link to the entry about the dream I had a while ago about him.. Want to share the LOVE! So, if Mr Silvestri happens to be perusing the rest of my entries.. here is a special message JUST for you, LOVAH!

Rick.. I totally LOVED you.. I am talking wet.. teenage obsessive LOVE! You were the stuff that my fantasies were filled with!!!!

I hope that all is well with you.. and all the best with your BAND...

XO-

PS You can send me a pic of your HOT face, MAN. Throw a girl a bone..

Did I tell you?

Last Friday, Me and my ma went to SF to see the uber fab Kathy Griffin.
The show was suppose to start at 7:30.. and traffic on the 101 was a nightmare.. (mental note: take 280 next time) The whole time I was freaking out.. and getting all headachey.. we BARELY made it to our seats at 7:30.. We were both a little miffed that the lovely Mz. Kathy hadn't shown up by 8:00pm. It wasn't helping much that the Warfield is a glorious OLD theater.. and the owners MUST believe that adding AC would take away from its charm.. CUZ IT WAS A MO FO INFERNO IN THERE! Kathy was quickly falling off the D list.. and heading on down the alphabet!!!
I wore a cute little jeans jacket with a button up top underneath...I am such a tard.. I only ironed what was peaking out of the jacket.. (cuffs, bottom, collar) The heat was too much to bare! I actually started sweating! I acquiesced and I took off my jacket.. and I was all frumpled and watching the clock tick ..tick...tick .. I was getting pissed..
But then she showed.. AND KICKED ASS! LOVE HER! she is no way D list.. maybe B. Must think on this and get back to you. Peace OUT!

The latest hair trend!!!!

Let me preface this by saying....I ADORE Mocha Latte Jet Almeida. Literally, the second I layed eyes on him, I knew he was the missing piece in my little family. Casa de Almeida, if you will ...

Anywho, the weather here has been dreadful. An awfull heat. The kind of heat that you can't breathe, let alone be productive. Thankfully, my darling husband installed AC in the bedroom. So the other day , me and the kids retired to the bedroom and fell asleep to the hum of the AC's engine.
At 11:45, I awoke when my lil Mocha was sitting on my pillow and giving me a gentle smooch. I returned the loves.. sat up and stretched. As I returned to consciousness, I ran my fingers through my hair and was horrified to find it goopy. I quickly realized that liltte Mocha had tangled his little weiner body in my mass of hair and proceeded to SHIT in it.. Yes, dear reader.. My beloved pooch crapped in my hair. I was mortified.
Now it wasn't Mocha's fault, we found out today that he is either Lactose intolerant, allergic to Lamb or sensitive to Glutten.. we haven't exactly isolated it yet.. so he DOES have the runs.. I was just a little peeved when it ran all over my fabulous frock.. I mean EACH visit to the salon sets be back a few Franklins, or Washingtons.. You know, the BIG bills.. anyways, woe is me.

SHINE ON!

OCTOBER 3

vent

it has been really hot here.
the computer is in a room without AIR CONDITIONING
no one is commenting
I a pisd

S.O.S.

It has been ages since I have heard from my Scottish love.

Where oh where can he be?

I need to ask a wee favor ...Can all my readers.. each and everyONE of you .. please email him ASAP.. tell him that I miss him and insist that he get on the ball and email me back.. Please oh Please. (Also, please limit email to praise ...nothing like .. "This beyotch is off her fa-nizzle.. ")

Love YA!

rayhogg@aol.com

Come On! Isn't this ROMANTIC?

July 9th.. Portuguese team returns to Lisbon..
I promise.. this is the last one!

hmmm...

"...Penso que Meghan é uma cadela quente! ..."

Fourth place is A-OK!

Meet my new obsession.. Deco and Christiano.. Hot ..Portuguese meat!!!

Viva la France

I apologize, dear reader. I have been consumed with soccer lately. I have been faithfully keeping track of the World Cup.. and have had little time for anything else.. It is France and Italy this time around.. I kind of like Zidane. He has way HOT moves for an older guy!

I also caught the July 4th shuttle launch.. I have decided that would be MAD KEWL! I could totally fly one of those things.. It goes like 14,000 miles an hour. Apparently you could get to Spain in like 5 minutes.. I am totally looking into this!! More later. Be patient.