Happy Birth day, Lily Doe!

ps.. I know I have been lazy and not giving my love to you , dear reader. Be strong! I will be back soon.

The Dynasty continues...

Huh? fine.

So, about the previous comment.. It was for one person. So, if you don't get it, then it worked. If you get it, I am nervous. Here is the story. My dear sweet friend, Tania, and I went to the Shark Tank to see Maroon Five. It was really weird.. In the past year, I have been to 10 concerts, so I am not a total nerd .. I can totally ROCK out, but they have all been JET shows. I am not complaining.. I mean I love Jet. I love everything about them and if I could JUST go to JET shows from now on, I would be cool with it.. But it was weird NOT seeing Nic's lil smokin body on the stage.. I was sad.. ANYWAYS, so, we went to Maroon Five... kick ass seats. And we were NOT the oldest people there (which is a BIG fear of mine) .. when Tania and I went to concerts when we were in highschoool, (Erasure, B52's,Rick Astley, Richard Marx) we would make so much fun of the old people at the show.. " don't these lame 30+ year olds have some where else to be???" .... But we danced and had fun... didn't recognize the opening bands.. Phantom Planet and the Hives ... hmph.
So, we danced and texted eachother (cuz it was so loud) and we took pics and danced., and danced.. (Did I mention we danced?) hahahaha Tania heard that I made out with a chick at the last Jet show, so she was trying to ply me with liquor.. to get a smooch.. hmph. And the chick next to us was a chick we went to high school with.. we had a bowling class together and the big scandal was that she stole the shoes..
And then we left early, cuz us oldies want to beat the crowd, and we danced at the door to SHE WILL BE LOVED.. I miss the girl (Tania) I love her.. xoxoxox

No, TLG, you may not have my pants.. and I told you so!

God, he isn't going to bring Prima-Donovan with him !!! Now, Beck's is another story entirely..

Good evening,

I wanted to inform you of the announcement we made earlier today.

Frank Yallop (former LA Galaxy Coach) will be our new Head Coach!

Tomorrow at 12:00 P.M. we will be holding an open press conference in our new office building. Please join us if you are available!

Earthquakes Soccer LLC

451 El Camino Real, Suite 220

Santa Clara, CA 95050

Thanks,

Alexa Jontulovich

Earthquakes Soccer LLC

Disappointment ... averted

If you can imagine, this is Miss Jill Doing her sleeping dog.. or flat footed mongoose. (something like that)..
Its a yoga move.. Ok, she is almost 2.. I am 34 and would need the jaws of life to get out of this position.

This weekend, I went up to SF to babysit Miss Jill.. Had a blast. We watched the ROAST of Grover.. We sat side by side on the couch.. LOVED the movie.. Complete surprise ending.. (Don't worry I won't spoil it for you!!)

We went off to bed at 8:30, but didn't fall asleep until like 930! She peepee'd 3 times in the potty.. YEAH .. and she has this weird obsession with saying no..

The whole thing about teaching her no, was a bad idea..

"Jill put your shirt on." "no"

"Jill time to go to bed" "no"

"Jill let Mi Mi's nose go" "no"

hmph. She has turned into such a sweet, kewl little girl.. Personally, I think its my intervention.. Just think, if I wasn't around, she would have never seen COPS.. (the horror of it all)

Earlier in the day, Shan and I went to Farleys to see the pics of Jill and Mo that were to be displayed from the previous weeks photo booth experience. As soon as we walked up to the store front, we could see Jilly's little smiling face. She was predominantly displayed on the inside wall.. She was the center of a bunch of other photog's. Shan pointed out a bunch of pics of the kids she knew.. Hudson and Aimee's kids.. blah blah blah.. WHERE was MO? I was beyond disappointed. Mo would be heart broken. I scanned and rescanned the walls inside the coffee house... nothing....His big break.. and he was left out? I asked the hipster doofus behind the counter if any additional photos would be added to the show. He said, no..This was all of them. HMPH. damn it. As we were leaving, we noticed that there were a few pictures displayed on the outside.. Kind of the ultra fab .. center piece pics.. I was so sad, no Mo. Then Shan, who was a few steps ahead of me, looked back at me with a big grin. There was MO.. a STAR! for everyone to see.. Not only the peeps that went in the store.. BUT EVERY BODY WHO PASSED BY!! He was Out front! woo hoo.. Go Mo.

Mr Mocha Latte Jet Almeida will be taking requests for interviews. Please call his management team.

So, kiddies....

If you did your homework, you know that Naked is THE best movie EVER made. EVER EVER EVER. David Thewlis is a GOD! Here is a little tease for you naughty ones who haven't watched it yet!





P.S. I am not bored