Silly Lilly!

With Jillian out of the country.... I have had my baby fix thanks to the ADORABLE Lillian!
Come on .. what did you expect?? She is a Doe!!

Correction

Yes. dear reader, I did proclaim my support for Obama. I must admit I was overreacting. I had just watched this horrific documentary about Darfur.. and Obama was one of the Senators supporting the aid... blah blah blah...

I would like to announce who I would like to truly throw my support to.... (drum roll please)

The next president of THESE United States.......

President John Edwards


you better vote for him, bitches.. all 5013 of you!

I love you all. really i do.

For those that did not get a Christmas card, it is not because I forgot about you.. rather I am a tard, and I got a bunch returned because they were mis-addressed. D'oh.

PARTY TIME!!!!!! WE HAVE HIT 5000 visitors!!!!

(ok. It ain't like the Perez Hilton 5,000,000 hits daily, but it is something... right?)

Tragic

This is a photo of Tatiana on December 25th 2007.... The morning of the "attack".

I had a few thoughts on the 26th, while I was barraged with countless news shows on the incident.

1. I do not believe that this cat had a history of such behavior. As Jack Hanna pointed out, the zoo keeper stuck her arm in the tiger's cage during feeding time. This was a HUGE mistake. A human mistake.
   
2. Jack Hanna said that when she was out of her habitat she probably freaked and was trying to protect herself. If I saw a tiger, I would scream.. maybe this scared the crap out of Tatiana
   
3. Someone let that cat out.. either on purpose or accidentally
   
4. I have been in front of that cat .. kinda scary. At the same zoo, I was in front of a gorilla who took a liking to me.. what if he jumped out and tried to hump my ass.. claimed me as his bitch??
5. Why was there enough time for the police to get to the zoo and shoot the tiger? Doesn't the zoo have dart guns with tranquilizers at the ready??
   

I hope they do not find out they were taunting the cat...

It is still awful that the teenager died. regardless of what they were doing...

His loss

So, I got the annual papa pony newsletter in the mail. Its really a who's who in the family.
He drones on about all the accomplishments of the nadig kids.. or his favorite kid, Mike. when do I ever get mentioned? Never. SOB.

The Fight

Time has certainly past since the altercation I had a few weeks ago with Mother Alves. (and I use that word, mother, loosely) I would have hoped to have forgotten the hurtful things she said to me that came so easily from her lips, but i have not.
Her words were beyond hateful.. I cannot understand why anyone would treat another human being like that, especially the woman who married her son.
She said I was not a good person.. that her son deserved more and that my place was in the home cooking and cleaning for him...By not taking care of him I was making her son sick ..and my entire family was worthless.. I looked at this woman in disbelief. I had held my tongue far too long.. and went off on her. In all honesty, I don't care what the bitch says about me, but when you mess with my family, it's on.

My family is made up (past and present) of the most thoughtful, intelligent, gifted people .. on this planet. What can she say? That she can suck the life and goodness out of any situation.. BRAVO Mother Alves.. at least you are good at something.

George Clooney might be making some sense.

Here I am ..
Healthy..
All my family is healthy ..
And I am pissing and moaning over things like cars and cell phones when compared to the atrocities occuring in Darfur, have NO significance . Everyone wants the people of Sudan to be safe, but they do not want to step up and be the protector.
The people are being driven from their homes.. raped .. and literally mutilated..
Bush does nothing.
The blood of these people... The people of Darfur.. Is on his hands.

Obama 08

I am a hyper hypo, too

No one can resist Schweaty Balls!

on a lighter note.. The New Couple.. Jill-Hud

The worst week ever

Things usually happen in 3's, right? Well, I think I am done..

1. Bush and his SOB administration has gotten us into a war which will, come September 2008, have the feet of my brother, Khristopher, on the ground in Iraq. Yes, his deployment date has been made official (note to Bush: not a hair on his head can be disrupted, or I will hold you personally responsible.)



2. My dad's house caught fire and is destroyed ... And even worse, the fire took the life of his sweet dog Pud. The land lady was a cold bitch to them, She finally admitted that it was probably traumatic for them ,too.. Um, hello.. It was an investment for you.. It was my Dad's home..
(*** this is the most traumatic of the 3, mind you.. Dad , moses and Rachel are ok***)






3. On the way to my sister's house, I was in a 6 car MOTHER F'ING pile up.. on highway 101.. IN the FAST lane. Cops and ambulances and tow trucks... ugh





Note to GOD..When can I seriously ever get ahead.. Lucy, my dear friend who is a bit of a jesus freak would say, God only gives you as much as you can handle... Um, GOD? Hello, it's me Meghan ....NEXT! (a la soup Nazi)

Really?

Lisa and I were braving yet another commute home, when I came to a stop at a red light. I peered to my left and a TASTY specimen was driving a Toyota pick up. I coyly gazed at him.. He was so my type.. EYE CANDY SUPREMO! Longish layered hair.. Dark hair and eyes.. and sexy eyes that scream.. TAKE ME..

I googled Hot abercrombie type dark boys .. & found this pic.. It gives you the best idea of what I was feasting my eyes on.. YUMM YUMM!

(gulp)

So, the light turns green.. and he peers at me.. I race ahead of him in my lane.. and get in front of him.. Then he changes lanes and drives up along side of us.. (Its a sweet lil cat and mouse game.. CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, darlin!) Now keep in mind, I am dreaming this whole seduction scene up in my head and my commuter, Lisa, is oblivious. I finally break my silence and say, Lisa check out the hottie in the car next to us.. She looks over, and instantly her face turns sour.. YOU MEAN THE TEENAGE BOY IN THE PICKUP.. SHIT! Teenage? Am I losing my mind, wait.. don't answer that.. UGH. .. He WAS SO HOT..damn.. I could be a cougar.. How do you become one.. I can totally start practicing.. meow.. HISS HISS..

Giving you a little taste

I must tell you the whole story.. My goings on Saturday, Dec 1.. I spent a delightful day with Jilly.. (MIMI loves GIGI)

But it started off Volcanically .. All I can say now, because Gretta is starting and I only have a minute, is my MIL (mother in law) has officially been reclassified. Once an evil troll. She is now an angry, atrocious, bad, baneful, base, beastly, bitchy, calamitous, corrupt, damnable, depraved, destructive, disastrous, execrable, foul, harmful, hateful, heinous, hideous, iniquitous, injurious, loathsome, low, maleficent, malevolent, malicious, malignant, nefarious, no good, obscene, offensive, pernicious, poison, rancorous, reprobate, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, sinful, spiteful, stinking, ugly, unpleasant, unpropitious, vicious, vile, villainous, wicked, wrathful, wrong fucking whore on the planet~

More later.

Thanksgiving

Because my sister insists on babynapping Jill.. away from MIMI for Xmas, we spent Thanksgiving at my sissy's.. I was forced into watching Ratatouille.. ugh.

Jilly turns 2

The Saturday after Jillian's 2nd birthday, my sissy spared no expense and threw quite a shindig for the lil whipper snapper..

Side note: When I was helping my sister set up the soirée.. I swear that I saw Nic and Pia. I second guessed myself, because Nic was wearing baggy butt jeans.. and I have never known him to wear baggy butt jeans.. but now I remember he usta wear flares.. and then he wore skinny jeans.. who is to say he isn't doing the gangsta thing now?? He was wearing a leather vest .. and a striped shirt.. I didn't see the boots.. If only I looked at the boots and saw the brown suede shoes.. Does anyone know if he is in San Fran?? Why oh why didn't I charge him.. hmph

Yes, I agree

I have been neglectful.. So very much has happened.. I will try and catch you up.. deal?