HOLY CRAP...

Dorks Unite!

I had the pleasure of watching Spain SPANK Germany's ass at Euro 2008 today .. During the closing ceremonies of the tournament, Mr Enrique Iglesias performed a little ditty.. (no, not about Jack and Diane) I have to admit I really got into his performance... He jumped around.. and looked all sexy. (sigh).. Fast forwared to tonight.. I still had the lil Spaniard on the brain .. So, I went trolling the net and came across this little beaut. Its a commercial that was played in Portugal to promote their teams participation in the tournament. Not only does it have the bitchin song, but Ronaldo's kick ass bod. She shoots, she scores!!!

Viva Portugal!

Cruel Irony

As I was waiting in an absurdly long line at the Starbucks drive thru.. I came upon this scene. A homeless camp just by the railroad tracks. The homeless seemed to be mesmerized by the bill board. DO you think this was the brain child of a brilliant whiz ad agency??? I mean they are the target demographic, right?

And you think you've got it bad?

My beautiful sister has it made. She was lucky enough to find a rocket scientist (really) to spend the rest of her life with. He seems intelligent, worldly, fun, adventurous and caring. He not only has a good job, but knowledge of rocket scientist type things that would seem to always be in demand..

I have changed my mind.

This very weekend, I witnessed an argument between my sister and her husband about tampons. Frank believed they were unnecessary and wasteful. Why could my sister not reuse a hand towel. WHAT? I agree that I, at times, can be a little materialistic..but come on.. preventing blood from gushing out of your cooter.. THE NERVE..

Then I started noticing alot of strange things in their home.. what are your thoughts?

An electric fan is far too expensive, a giant leaf can be run on (wo)man power.

The squished family pet, Adam. (Aunt Mimi had no idea the ant was a pet!)

a HANDMADE version of candy land.

I smell delish! really, I DO!

I completely Adore Jim Breuer.. (hello, Goat BOY!!!) I just found out that he will be in town this weekend and No one wants to go with me.. :(

The loser that I am, I bought 1 ticket. Jet concert de ja vous. I will start to get a complex. I wash. I smell yummy.. :( Why doesn't anyone like me?

Gulp.. Tidy whities never looked sooo good.

Seriously... soccer is a MAN'S sport....

Calm down bitches, thats Vicky B ...

MIMI has been dreamin' of this...

dearest lord.. let me be reincarnated for a few moments as that wee lollipop.. amen.

Sweet Lilly

6 months old, if you can believe it..

rest in peace, my friend..

Little B ain't so little no mo'

9th grade here he comes....

AND a lil more...

I peed a lil...HAHAHAHHAHAA

Rock on

Holy Crapola, Batman!

This birthday thing really sucks.. come to find out.. the incredibly delicious Johnny Depp is (gulp) 45!!! THE HORROR!!

Are you kidding me? 50?

(he is still a sexy bitch)

Would it kill you to stroke my ego?!?!?!

The company I work for has a program for recent college graduates - a kind of fast track to the fun and exciting world of management. They spend about a year in a department.. then they move to another and another... to gain experience in a wide range of positions. In the last go around, my department was lucky to get a fresh faced fella I like to refer to as Duke. I like calling him Duke because he reminded me of the boys in that Duke La Crosse Rape case .. You know the type ... All American-corn fed-frat boy.. (see photo above)
Anyways, Duke turned out to be a real nice guy... Well, until last week that is.
He has been with our office for a loooong time and he was finally able to get time off to go on a vacation with his girlfriend, Sally. They decided to go to Greece. Before he left, I (half) joked around with him and asked him to bring me a nice Grecian boy ....Little did I know, when he returned he came through!!! OK, it was a small key chain in the shape of a boy.. but still.. MAJOR brownie points.. He was very sweet to remember me... I wondered what Sally thought about the cute key chain, so I stupidly asked. Duke laughed and said that Sally asked, " WHO are you buying that for?" He replied "Sally, you have NOTHING to worry about.. "
What? um, hello. The knife went straight through my wee lil heart.. Does he not know that I am a bitchin chick!!! How dare Duke say that TO ME. I would rock Duke's world.. But he ain't getting none of this.. (not now anyway!!!! ) HMPH.

She isn't Tanorexic -- she is Tan-o-rific!

Posh for Marc Jacobs

For some unknown reason, I am completely obsessed with Marc Jacobs. It might be that I saw a documentary on him.. How he runs the Louis Vuitton house.. and the Marc Jacobs House.. and he is just so bitchin.

I don't remember him looking THIS good..

It's a beautiful day...

My first (& last) Mexican wedding..

The people were nice.. (well, what I could understand..) the main issue was the sound system. It was reminiscent of a sold out Def Leopard show at the COW PALACE!!! ROCK ON!!! (I am JUST now getting my hearing back...)