why, hello!

Yeah. So its been a real long time since we have chatted and a whole lot has been going on. I think I left off the weekend before the weekend before Christmas. My sister was kind enough to include me in Jiji’s social schedule so a lot of my most recent outings were as Jiji’s date. The first outing was to go to Jiji’s school for her Christmas party. It was fun primarily because the FILF made an appearance, but I have to be honest. He has become a beautiful letdown.. LITERALLY. Beside the fact that he is probably a size ZERO (so annoying), the one interaction we had, showcased his inability to carry on the simplest conversation.. Yes, kiddies, he is NOT the brains in his relationship. Pure eye candy. While in most cases, this would be beyond kewl, I need a little meat. (heavy sigh) The best part of the evening was Frank (aka bro in law) played Nikolas.. (Santa..) and Jiji recognized him right off the bat and came to me in a hushed voice and said, "Papa is SANTA!"

Fast forward a week, and I found myself at a HOT tot party in bay view, Jiji's boy toy was turning 3 and it was the place to be. We showed up just in time to chow down and get perfect spots to watch the rest of the guests arrive. Aside from a lil spanish boy who was hot for the Mooster (mad wicked props Phillipin) Sean Penn was there. OK, It wasn't him EXACTLY.. It was just his TWIN. His wife seems to be a bit anal and keeps him on a tight leash.. so, I could not bestow any charm on him.. (booo) I did snap this pic while they were doing the Pinata'.
Shut up.. You know it looks just like him.. Of course I mean Milk Sean, Not Dead Man Walking, Sean. Oh well, I think the wife sniffed some love vibe or something, because they darted outta that party as quick as can be.. BOO! Oh yeah, Kristen.. (ahem) Poster?

Yes, Jiji.. there is a Santa Claus!

Happy MO FO Christmas you A$$hole

While at the Pruneyard, an SOB pulled into a parking spot that I was clearly waiting for. When I LOUDLY protested, he ignored me. I continued to ask him if he realized what a MO FO A$$hole he was.. and then I realized.. hey, didn't one of those Driver's Ed slides talk about being the better person? not letting stupid mo fo a$$holes get you all angry? I have a feeling his evening was in the shitter anyway.. He deserves being shit on.. I let it go, and I found another space. SERENITY NOW!

P.S. Not all drivers are as nice as I am. Is it really the best idea to leave your fab car with someone you just F'ed over? food for thought

People suck! Nice people swallow!

Yesterday, I had to sit in front of this damn computer for what seemed like an eternity. Several months ago, some damn pig gave me a ticket for speeding. I ignored the situation until the BITTER end. My deadline was 12-12 to complete the drivers education class, or I would get points on my record. GRRR.. In my head, I am thinking.. an online class!! ?? How hard could it be?
It wasn't hard, it was painful. They figured out a way to make you read every slide .. or at least stare at it for a minute or two until you can advance to the next horrible slide. It took hours and hours.. UGH .. The worst part, by far, was that I found out that the county I live in encourages you to run over small animals.

WTF?

My small animals (mo, pepps and Chino) are worth more to me then most people!!! If any sun of a bitch didn't swerve to avoid hitting them, they would get the wrath of the moose.
Does Governor Arnold know this? I do not want my tax dollars spent on dispensing this evil philosophy. I couldn't believe it.. No way could ANYONE support this..But then, on the ride to work this morning, as I was careful to leave a 3 second cushion between the car in front of me and my car.. and I allowed tailgaters to pass.. and I signaled and did all kinds of new stuff I didn't know about, my commuter Lisa said she WOULD swerve to avoid hitting a small animal, but to prevent damage to her car? WHAT? People totally suck. completely and totally.

Come to mama....

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