Help?

LOVE his dirty lil feet....

Here is your chance.. dear reader.. to be heard.. by me!!!

I promise I will listen if you give me a chance..and comment, damn it!!!

Go to:

website address has been removed because reader is lame and refuses to comment..

Watch the new video (Bring it on back by JET) and give me your thoughts on what the heck it means...Did Nic break up with the blonde chick.. or what? Is he remembering ... When he went into the hotel, I gasped.. All I can say, I need to get a subscription to Variety.. I would have been first in line at that casting call.. !!! (blonde chicks roll woulda been mine!!!)

And don't forget ..........

Just because you're eyes are open, doesn't mean you can see..

and always... SHINE ON.

GOOOOOOOOOOAL!

Houston (Quakes) 3 - Rapids 1

Playoffs here we come!!!!

It has officially happened...

Yes, dear reader, the day has come. I have COMPLETELY lost my mind. I am on the Atlantic Record email list.. so whenever something new comes on the scene about JET, I am IMMEDIATELY notified. Well, I got said email .. tonight.. and was literally beside myself !!! They introduced NEW ringtones.. VOICE rigtones.. Now everytime someone calls me, Mr Nic Cester tells me to answer.. Isn't that LOVELY?? CALL ME!!! OFTEN!!

For the record.. 2 named people are lame

As you may, or may not know, I was totally in Love.. white hot love .. with Mr Tucker Carlson. You know, the uber sexy host on MSNBC?? Anyways, he regularly calls in to the Bubba the Love Sponge show on Howard 101... I listened in horror, one day, as he explained that he was in love with the Ditech chick.. If he was given a free pass by his wife, she would be the one.. EW. she is freaky and chirpy and way too Katie Couric-ey.. I decided, in my infamous wisdom, to get to the bottom of the obsession. I wanted to see what he saw.. SO, I emailed her.. and here is the exchange..

Me to Anne Marie:

Did you know the very hot Tucker Carlson is hot for you..

Anne Marie to Me:

I agree, Tucker's very hot!I think he referred to me as a sexy librarian.

Me to Anne Marie:

I was listening to his regular "call in" segment on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show on Sirius.. and they were talking about who Tucker would have a go with .. if the wife said it was OK... He said you .. by commercial.. (Ditech is it) and by full name.. and I have to admit I was a little jealous.. when he said your name he said it with this weird inflection .. like he was off in his own little world. Oh... if only I could be in Tucker's fantasies..

HO HUM

Anne Marie to Me:

Meghan -
That's pretty funny! I've got to get Sirius. All of my friends are
raving about it. Tucker actually mentioned me on his TV show,
"The Situation" about 4 months ago. I e-mailed him and mentioned
that I loved his new look without the bow tie, very sexy, & he e-mailed
me back saying that he'd be in the Los Angeles area in September,
but I never heard from him while he was here. I'm sure he was busy
with "Dancing With the Stars." It's fun to hear that he's still fantasizing . . .
Thank you for letting me know! - Anne Marie

Conclusion. Tucker in an idiot. I gained further confirmation of his stupidity when he was voted off the first danicing with the stars.. Where he made really weird freaky face.

tres chic

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLO!

Yes, that is a cell phone.. You can never be too early for your first!!!

Yup, this one is at least worth a thousand words!!

angel baby....

Achtung!

Congratulations to the sweetest BRO around.

He made it through basic and is on his way to Alaska!

Mon AMI

The first hint of the REAL tour.. New York Shows have been announced.. Please oh please come to a few places closer then Vegas and LA.. the drive was horrific!!!

Everybody now...T-A-R-D!.

When I was in L.A., I saw Jet on Jimmy Kimmel. In case you didn't know, they tape the show LIVE for the East coast at 8pm.. This is super because I ran back to my hotel so I could catch the show I just witnessed in the flesh on the television.

(That isnt the tard part....)

I decided to tape it via my digital camera.. (Nope this isn't it either)

(wait for it.. wait for it.. here it comes....)


I just watched some of it frame by frame.. and caught my mug a few times..

What cha think?

(my nose is directly between the "air" and "performa")

Am I a good Mother?

Before:

After:

Silly Billy Jilly is finally home from her European jaunt!

Isn't she just darling? Almost a year..

photos part deux

A glimpse at my trip...(in no particular order..)

More to come later.. Maybe a few movies whe I have a chance to upload them on youtube...

Check em out.

These fellas opened for Jet.. and dare I say, they are pretty good..

Final day..but not the last word by any stretch of the imagination

Hotel in Vegas was FAB!
LOVED it .. it was the best by far..
Had a few drinks prior to the show.. was feeling really peachy creamy..
Got to the show an hour prior to the doors opening.. 4th in line.
FINALLY was against the barricades.. which to the layman, means FRONT ROW baby!! I was between Nic and Mark.. And I was right in front of the gap between the onstage speakers.. So, whenever Nic stood on the edge of the stage.. (which was quite a few times).. he was dropping his sweat on lil ol me.. He also said there were some really purty girls in Vegas and looked at me.. tee hee.. (well I think he did.. you know, his crazy eyes and all)
AWESOME show.. loved loved loved it!! Best of the 4.. Went to Vons and got some chamomille tea.. I was going to throw it on stage.. you know Nic's poor throat.. but I chickened out because security guard was HUGE.. I cannot be arrested and deloused for ANY reason.. !!!
Strange revelation, either Nic has an endless supply of brown suede ankle boots.. or he really loves his ONE pair.. because he wore them every day.. Also, same for scarf.. All 4 days .. same one. HMPH. Will definately go to NO CAL shows WHEN they bother to come!! Will post photos later.. JUST got home, must love up on my babies.. xoxoxo

Day 3.. The drama continues

OK.. who knew.. the camera in the bra did not work at the Kimmel show. You had to walk through a metal detector and then get wanded by this big burly dude.. with an attitude.. Assuming they would find it anyway, I gave it up before I was humiliated.. Had to check it in.. hmph. I still had to get wanded.. because the zippers on my contraption set off the alarm.. I had to explain to Julio what I was wearing.. then I had to undo my jacket.. because my HUGE underwire bra was setting off the alarm.. I was nervous I would have to leave the jacket off for the show.. because as you know, dear reader, I only iron the part of the shirt that shows when the jacket is on.. hmph.. ANYWAYS.. the show was kind of weird.. it started at 8p .. so it would be live for New York.. I was dead center, right behind this smelly teenage boy.. OH.. OH.. Apparently CLUB wear is black, unwashed clothes.. most the people there STUNK.. and I must tell you about the pimp that I met.. He was at last nights shoew.. and then I ran into him again tonight.. I did one of those retarded head bobs that I cant really do.. but, I will talk at you later on this one.. ANYways, I was dead center.. and I am pretty sure you will be able to see me on the television.. I am nervous I will look stupid, like when I was on The Price is Right..but Nic WAS looking right at me.. I mean what were his choices, really.. smelly teenage boys.. or HOt lil me??? NIC is hot.. but I am getting a little JET overload.. Off to bed... cheerio.

Day 2 in review

Literally 2 feet away from Mr Nic Cester this fine evening.. I think he might be a wee bit crazy.. he has crazy eyes.. kinda space cadet like.. But I find it kind of charming.. .. I swear, Nic looked right at me.. and did a double bird.. AGH.. I was like.. what did I do? then I realized There was a dude behind me drunk out of his mind.. and he kept flipping Nic off.. SHEW.. Oh well, I think Nic caught my stare a few times.. He probably thought,CRIKEY.. its the stalker.. I am kind of bummed that they haven't done any signings.. like they did in Dallas.. but I digress.. I did capture a few sweet photogs.. but I will upload those later.. when I get home.. (I had to hide the camera in my bra.. I figured they couldnt pat me down there, now could they?!?!?)
I have to tell you also about the "hotel" I am staying at.. I can see the Hollywood sign out my window.. That is the ONLY good thing about it.. They obviously give stars away liberally.. because 1 star is incredibly generous.. I mean there is this bum across the street.. and his little box would be a step up.. I will try and snap his photo tomorrow for you, dear reader.. Off to bed now.. Jimmy Kimmel tomorrow.. Pip Pip Cheerio.

Day 1 .. in review

I learned the hard way that the HOB makes there COSMOS STRONG.. Damn ... it had some weird reaction with my back pills.. Needless to say, I got sick in the bathroom during the opening act.. They were pretty good.. Some band from NewZealand.. Dead Cat something.. ANYWAYS.. Jet rocked the house.. Nic was fab and beautiful.. It was werid to see the weird mix of people. Most people ranted and raved during their old favorites..from the original album.. GET BORN.. and the crowd drew quite when the new Shine On stuff came on. This one girl would not shut up during Nics heartfelt SHINE ON.. about his dad.. who died a few years ago.. I wanted to smack her.. But oh well..a stupid so cal girl.. HMPH. Anyways, just checked out of day one suite... I think I saw a Target down the road.. I might pop in their for a few.. Need to locate a Starbucks, though.. Carry on.. Cheerio.

Attention..

Being that I had Mocha relatively recently, I ask you dear reader, to call Victor and check up on my little him. I totally understand the anxiety associated with that first separation.. I mean, literally the ONE thing I am having issue with ... is leaving lil Mokie home alone with "those people" .. I haven't forgotten about Chino.. She can just take care of herself. Vic is listed.

fill er up, rusty

makes no difference what they say.. we are going on a holiday...
hold my calls!
Jet on Leno is about 2 or so minutes.. I think I peed myself a wee bit... (pun intended)

I believe we have lift off...

It is Monday night, and so far so good. No news is always good news,right? I guess the real tell will be if Jet shows up on Leno. I did get an email reminder from the jimmy kimmel show.. So, my excitement level is on the rise.......

I believe this is what an anxiety attack is!

I Absolutely ADORE Nic.. but I just got several emails letting me know:
Jet has been forced to cancel two upcoming shows as lead singer Nic Cester has acute laryngitis. Doctors have ordered Cester to rest for four to five days.
The cancelled dates - Philadelphia tomorrow, September 29th, as well as Toronto on Sunday, October 1st - will be rescheduled sometime in November. The rest of the band will still travel to Toronto for scheduled press and promotional activity. Jet's tour will resume Tuesday, October 3rd in Los Angeles, where the band is scheduled to perform on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
Hmph. I am real nervous that I will drive down to LA and poor Nic will not be in any better shape.. and I will be a total loser in LA with nothing to do.. AND WAIT.. Leno?? why don't they tell people this earlier.. I tried to get tickets.. because I could totally drive down there a day early.. but they are SOLD OUT and I am on the waiting list.. whatever!!!!

Thoughts?

1st attempt at paper mache' tail.. went a little overboard and mummified Mocha

I was brainstorming and thought I could make Mocha a paper mache' tail.. So, he wont have a phantom itch on a tail that doesn't exhist.. I don't want the other dogs to lsugh at him and make him feel inadequate.. Its a dog eat dog world out there!

Advanced directive

I originally stated to my friends and family, that if I was ever in need of medical care, and the ambulance and or firemen was a hot piece -o- ass, I was to be allowed to die clothed. I do not want to be faced with the daunting task of dealing with hot dudes who have not earned the right to see my deal. I would like to ammend this directive to state that if ANY emergency personnel is called due to a heart attack, stroke.. or any such emergency that would require that my clothes be cut off partially, or in their entirety, I am instructing you to just let me die. I want no one to see me naked ever. never. I am shy girl. Leave me be.. tee hee

It is the cross I bear!

It all started a week or so ago, when I got a hot pair of JLO looking earrings .. They were having a jewelry sale at work.. and I wanted to take my hotness rating up a few notches.... so I purchased some flashy silver hoops. I wore them today to work and all hell broke loose!! That crazy beyotch, pictured above, has always had the hots for me. I mean she is a "preachers wife".. but those are the kinkiest HO'S out there. I happened to be taking my break next to her.. and along with 2 of her friends..she JUMPED ME. They threw me to the ground and started yanking off my drawers! I was mortified! My pants tore and split clean up my kootch area.. Thankfully the burntnes from the last incident cleared up..But how dare they.. I mean I get paid for such touchy feely type shit.. Hell, at least dinner and a movie?

Earlier in the day, Bren got particularly irritated with me after I sneezed pretty loud and she LOST IT! She ran over to my desk, with packing tape in hand.. and began to TAPE UP MY HEAD! I instictually placed my hands over my face to protect my money maker.. She went around and around and around.. I was a MUMMY. The worst part about it is I could hear chuckles from EVEYONE in my office.. and I swear I think a few flashes went off!!

jetisode #1

News on the Mocha front

Mocha has been biting his tail like crazy.. I, being the protective mother that I am, immediately set up an appointment with his doctor. I wanted to prevent any possible infection and have the doctor give him a once over. I asked Mocha's Daddy to take him.. and as usual 1/2 of what was discussed at the visit was lost. I ended up having to call the doctor and find out what happened. Apparently, when he took a spill down the stairs, he not only sprained his shoulder, he also did MAJOR nerve damage to his tail.. As soon as I heard this, I thought back to his little weird body and had noticed that it was hanging kinda low. When I got home, the little tail was just swinging in the wind. My poor little moch-ito! The prognosis ain't good, dear reader.. AMPUTATION is on the horizon. ugh

I am a WINNER!

Why leave my fate in the hands of some dumb contest? Really, now.. I am so above that..

With that said, I bought a ticket to the Vegas show.. I is going to party Vegas style and show Nic how it is done.

One concern, though. It mentions wearing club wear.. What the F is that?

OCD

Yup. I am self diagnosing here. But I am pretty sure I have this affliction. It is really sad that I can see my spiraling behavior and do NOTHING about it. As you probably already guessed, the disease has surfaced with the news of the new album, SHINE ON, from Jet. You know!!!! Jet the uber sexy boys from Australia.
I watched with great anticipation, as news trickled out about the new album. A few lines from the first single.. then a few press photos.. and finally the dates of the mini tour.. I was saddened to see that they weren't announcing any NO CAL shows.. but decided to plan a road trip to see them in Anaheim. Well, needless to say.. it snowballed. I heard they were going to be on Jimmy Kimmel on the Friday after the Wednesday Anaheim show, so I got tickets to that.. and then I figured I couldn't be in SO CAL on Thursday and not attend the LA show.. so, here is the plan..

Wed.. Jet..
Thur...Jet
Friday .. Jet

Now, if things go according to plan, I will win the party Vegas style .. and get to go to Vegas on Saturday and catch them there.. keep your fingers crossed.

Peace out.

P.S. did you know if you go to www.jettheband.com their new single is on a continuous loop? PINCH me!

Found this lil gem!

I win,again!

Jared and I were fighting again..
I called him up and asked him to play the new Jet song... He immediately said it sucked.. well, I went off on him.. How Dare he?? I finally got him to agree to play the song.. Turns out he didn't.. SO, I expressed my anger in an email.. and here is our email interaction..

Me 2 Jared:

I had total mad respect for you.. Until yesterday, that is.
To each his own.. and all that.. So, I can forgive you for not liking Jet. (although I think you are totally lame for it) But to tell me you will play their new single next..( which forces me to listen to your horrible show).. and then NO JET!?!?!?!?!?!??! No love for Jared ANYMORE!BOO Jared ..SHINE ON JET!


Jared 2 Me:

BITTER. you needs some lovin...or booze. Settle it down a bit missy. I think the new song sucks. I like the band. Have you even heard it?

Me 2 Jared:

Dude.. Have you heard the song? It IS rock and roll .. How can you not like that? Maybe in your MADDOG haze you were listening to some god awful song by Joan JETT or Jefferson Airplane or something.. This can totally be forgiven.. I have to take into account your age and all.. Here is a link to the video.. Take a peak.. IT ROCKS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a024OmDVBB0&eurl=

By the way, did I mention that ..
Jet makes me wet!!! (and you did too before you were such a dickus)

Jared 2 Me

Alright!!!!!!!!!! YOU WIN! They DO rock. I have been taking alot of meds lately. And I am not a dickus. When ladies dont hear what they want, why do you start name calling? LOVE YOU!

Me 2 Jared:


Peace out, my brotha... I is wet for you again!

My baby... with her nanny.. Isn't she growing like a weed?

I is moonlighting

On Saturday, I was lucky enough to babysit the "baby".. you can't really call Jill a baby anymore.. She is almost 10 months old !! It seems like just yesterday she was yanked out of my sister's cooter... (ugh) Anyways, it seemed like we always hit a wall.... she would be fine and then LOSE it.. I think I finally figured out what is happening. We both eat dinner.. watch some tele.. read a book or two.. and then settle down for a bottle with Shan-o's titty milk (YUM) .. LIGHTBULB! This is usually when she freaks out.. The lil monkey is reminded of mom.. and suddenly realizes she ain't there.. Hmph. It only takes the mooster a few hits on the head to get it.. A-HA! The titty milk will be banned from all future sittings!!!!
Gosh I am good...

But damn it I need a raise.. !!

Team Fire Crotch

I have realized, yet again.. that I am a supreme TARD.
The other day, the girls went over to Sandy's CHINA TASTE to get some grub for lunch. WHen we were exiting the dive, 4 ultra hot fireman were sitting aroung an outside table.. I turned to my friend and said, Bren.. we got a dilemma.. I have a fire in my crotch and I do believe the only thing that will put it out would be one of those FINE fireman .. with one of their HOSES.. (I know.. they have probably heard it a million times, but it was new to me!!!)I swear I was a bustin a gut ALL damn day.. The girls swore that my meds were out of whack or something..

Flashback

Mi uno amore, Rick (right)

OK.. NOT the Rick I remembered.. He kinda looks like Felix.. (sigh)
Last night I was being a tard and watching MADE on MTV .. (Yes, I am 33.. but sometimes I like to pretend I am sexy and 17!!! GOSH!) Anyways, this poor girl was SOOOO shy and she wanted to be like Miss Teen Arkansas or something.. and she couldn't even to talk to boys.. tee hee.. They made her too nervous.. I got like this freaky flashback.. SHE WAS ME.. !!! I can hardly believe it.. Cuz now you can't shut me up.. So, maybe a lot of things have changed.. Like I don't like Stevie V anymore..I don't shop at Contempo anymore.. And I am not hot for Rick.. (sniff sniff) My unrequited love was unrequited for a reason, I guess.. Jeez he does still look rock 'n' roll.. (A little more roll, though).. Kick ass bod though! Mad props to rick! xoxo

happy-happy, joy-joy!

As you probably know, the mini Jet tour before the record drops does NOT include a No Cal Show. (BOO) so, I did a little thinking about going down south for one of the ones there. I am sure that they will eventually come up here, so it really isn't necessary for me to go to all the trouble.. But I started thinking about Kurt Cobain. and if I had just gone to the Nirvana concert.. rather then thinking they would come around again.

SO, On Sunday I went on line and saw on a message board that they were having a presale. I get totally obsessive .. (no really) and I freak out. I start thinking that I need to get in on this presale. If I am able to get a ticket to the show, God must want me to go. So, I troll around.. find the password.. and buy a ticket. I am elated.. SO..SO excited. I have booked my hotel (cuz I promised my mother I wouldnt drive straight home.. or sleep in some rest stop alone) .. and got the days off.. and I am genuinely excited. I was in a totally bummed out mood lately.. and now things are getting good.

Just like old times!

So, I finally am awake after last weekend.
What, You ask.. was I doing..? WELL.

My dear Earthquakes were ripped from this fab city and transported to Houston. The only way I could catch a game was to drive to Carson and watch them play either the Galaxy (BOO) or Chivas (BOO, but not as bad!!) ...

So, me and mom , packed up the Element and headed down to the glorious city of Carson.. hmph. We left at 10:30am .. went to the game .. and then headed right back.. we was on the rode ALL DAMN DAY!

Here are a few revelations and stuff that happened...

• In the city of Grapevine, a pesky hill-billy fly got into the car.. He buzzed around for a good 4 hours. He finally got out in Carson. I feel just terrible! I mean here was this sweet lil fly who probably came from a good little fly family.. raised right and everything.. And we released him into the big city.. He is probably going to become some wild spanish fly.. and join a gang or something.
• My dear mother, GOD LOVE HER, can have the most annoying tone. She was designated the first mate on our little voyage and had map duty.. WELL, she droned out directions like a disgruntled bingo mistress.. "Take I-405 " " THEN Take I-105" .. I swear 1/2 way through the trip I screamed out BINGO!
• I am almost positive that I saw Johnny Carson in an El Camino.. on the Santa Monica Freeway. Mom said he was dead.. and then I thought, wow.. this is exciting if it was him!
• When we was in the parking lot trying to find a spot, I spied a sweet place right next to a fetching young fellow. I decided to back into the place to make it easier when we left. I opened the door and began backing up.. The sweet fellow said.. "5.......4........3.......2........1" He guided me in! I looked up at him.. and it was none other then Mr Eric Wynalda!!! (Soccer super star) I giggled and said, "thanks Mr Wynalda..tee-hee"
• The game technically ended in a tie .. but the score on the board was 3 Chivas- 2 Dynamo. The ref didn't call a blatant penalty kick that cleared the benches in the final seconds. I later watched the recap and Mr Wynalda said it was a travesty!!
• Driving on I-5 (bingo!) at 2am.. is like a video game. It is SO dark it seems like the car isn't moving and you are sitting in the same spot for hours and hours. We ended up taking an hour break at one of the George Michael Rest Stops. We weren't propositioned or anything, I might be a little offended!!

PISD OFF

Dear Nic, Cam, Chris and the other guy whos name I cannot remember,

Hi, Its me.. that crazy fan of yours.. How come your mini tour prior to the new record dropping does not include NO CAL. I am more then a little irritated!!!! I am sitting here planning a road trip to see you.. I am such a loser, I would have to go alone.. WHT CAN'T YOU COME HERE!!!!! YOU CANNOT HAVE THE PARTY WITHOUT ME!!!!!!

Much love, Peace OUT.
ME

The Promised Land!

shew!

I was terribly worried this past week.. My darlin Mo Mo fell off the step in the back yard and I was sure that he busted up his shoulder..I was just about to sell a kidney to get him a new one....when all of a sudden, he seemed to be ok.. thank goodness he is almost all mended.. (well 98% mended)hmph.
Oh, yeah.. When I took him to the ol' vet.. she pointed out 2 more teefers that needed to be extracted... Is this HO going to Europe on my dime, or something??? UGH

The cousins have a play date

check it out!

http://www.mtv2.com/#videoPremiere/1538508/

tap...tap...tap...

When will the tour dates be posted.. !!!

Monday night's are good again!

I found a really kewl show.. Gene Simmons Family Jewels.. Its very Osbourney.. but its better.. the family seems a whole lot nicer and down to earth .. And it doesn't hurt that the son is way hot,either.
There was a scene where Gene was giving advice to his son, Nick, who is an aspiring rock star..
He showed him a picture of a tour bus.. and joked how in a few weeks it would smell like his ass.. Then he showed him a picture of a girl outside the tour bus.. and he said, "son.. this is a groupie.. run as far as you can from these girls." hmph. I got all freaked out.. When if people think I a groupie.. or worse a stalker of Jet (Nic Cester) I mean I can totally see where people might get the wrong idea. I totally don't want Jet to freak about me.. btu I am sorta freaky.. I just have this totally obsessive compulsive personality.. But I am completely harmless.. The worse thing that could happen to you, Nic.. would be to have my tongue in your mouth.. but that would be way hot.. PROMISE!
P.S. .. I am totally kicking myself.. because we had a Gene Simmons KISS doll back when I was a kid.. but it scared me and I think we cut the tongue out.. we would be like gazillionaires if we kept it.. Mental note.. find Spice Girl Dolls.

The obsession begins... again.

She's a loaded gunIn my shaking handsAm I in hell, or the promised land, yeah(Whats your name)So I tell you my name when I'm on your skin(You can be)You can be the queen, and I'll be the king(I'll get born)Now I'm gonna echo but never again, not for anyone, anyoneShe saidShow me yours, (Show you what I got yeah)I'll show you mine (Will you tell me what you need)Show me yours, (So put your money where your mouth is)I'll show you mine (Scream...)And the beat goes onShe knows nothin' is wrongShe goes down, like a setting sun, ow(Whats your name)If I tell you my name you gotta let me in(You can be)You can be the sinner, I'll be the sin(I will take)I'll take what I want, and it's easy to see, I got everything, everythingShe saidShow me yours, (Show you what I got yeah)I'll show you mine (Will you tell me what you need)Show me yours, (So put your money where your mouth is)I'll show you mine (Scream...)Come on[Break/Solo]Show me yours, (Show you what I got yeah)I'll show you mine (When you tell me what you need)Show me yours, (So put your money where your mouth is)I'll show you mine....(Watch out, watch out...)Any face, (Yeah yeah yeah...), anytime

I am the sin.. and he is the sinner? I am totally ok with that!

new JET single..

My rambling ways .. They are charming, really!

Think back, dear reader, to a story I told you a bit ago.. When my dear sweet baby girl, Cappuchino, ate my mother's teeth.....
A quick recap for the new comers.. My Ma fell asleep after eating a particularly satisfying lunch.. and neglected to put her bridge in its protective container.. (She takes her teefers out to sleep)
She just happen to fall into a deep sleep with her pesky teefers in the palm of her hand. As she fell deeper into sleep, her grasp on them loosened.. and they fell to the floor.. Little Chino, thinking she hit the mother load, snatched them and went to town.. CHOMP...CHOMP...CHOMP...
Unfortunately, there wasn't much left and my mom was forced to go to the infamous Dr Lee to get replacements. Dr Lee gave her some magnificent chompers that were, well magnificent.

With this story in mind, I will tell you what happened tonight.
I happen to drop by some things at me ma's house and she came down to the car to retrieve them. I am so lazy, I hate to get out of my car once I am in, so I make her come down to me.. (no comments will be approved on what a LAZY ass I have, so don't bother leaving them!!!)
So, as I was waiting for her.. I noticed a little service man working on something or other in the room by the elevator .. When my mother FINALLY got down.. she saw him and commented that he was the elevator repairman..
This guy was smokin HOT .. I mean Nic Cester-y and everything!!! My mom says she thinks she should talk to him because she knows what is wrong with the elevator (huh? is that like an elective class in nursing school??.. elevator 101) I beg her... please don't .. I keep her talking until he leaves and then I let her go.. Just as I am passing his truck, I realize he is on his way back to the elevator .. and sure to meet my mom.. HMPH!
As I am driving, my phone rings and my ma tells me that her hunch about the elevator was wrong .. and perhaps he didn't know what he was talking about.. HMPH. I suddenly flashed back to our conversation prior to me leaving.. It was odd in that she was talking without moving her top MAGNIFICENT teeth.. When I asked her what was up, she said she was waiting for the glue to dry.. I quickly asked her if she talked to the elevator hottie with ther weird tongue action.. She laughed and said WHY YES.. I SOUND LIKE I AM A HOITY TOITTY FROM CONNETICUT.. LIKE A LONG LOST KENNEDY.. UGH! um, mom.. no.. The freak from Mask is more like it.. Love you MOM!!! Mad props to the HOT ASS BEYOTCH from metro elevators.. I gotta get me one of them installed in my ghetto pad!!!