Here is the deal

I am 34.
mid-life if I live to 68.
kinda scary.
I got to get my shit together.
Have to make everything mean something.
you know?

Rare glimpse into meg-ville

I kissed THESE fab lips.. SIGH

I am a TARD. Did you know the second time I met Nic , I was so drunk.. I had a GOOD time at the show and when I stayed around after the show.. I asked the lead singer of BloodCatLove to send Nic out.. AND HE DID. I almost peed my pants..his little head is pressed up so close to mine.. I mean this dude has been my total obsession.. And I wanted to meet him, So, I did. I guess I am a pretty driven person... Well, a driven mental patient. There are several other shots that are stashed way far away into the depths of my computer.. I can't even look at them because I look like such a dork... HAHAHA Is it my imagination, or is my head gynormous? It almost looks like his little head is orbiting my head.. :(

Alanis, THIS is Ironic!

The other day, I was driving to see my baby, Jill..
As I was speeding down the highway ...I came across this lil gem.
In the Caddy was a hipster dufus with a Coach hat cocked to the side.. Mariah Carey sunglasses on.. and the "thump-thump" was coming out of his trunk trunk..
As he sped past me, he shot me a "I AM SO COOL" glance.. HMPH!
Then I noticed something, If you look close, the window decal in his back window, is apparently for his viewing pleasure.. The mo fo put it in backwards.. um, d'oh.
I laughed out loud.. (to you computer geeks, I LOL'd)




THEN, Same day.. Sister and Jill in the back.. and this A Hole cut me off. I found humor again in the fact that as I was reading his bumper sticker about performing random acts of kindness, he flipped me the bird.. and then when I noticed the other sticker about his proud participation in keeping the world green, a HUGE ass cloud of black smoke came out of his pick up.

Am I the only sane person left in the world.. scary thought, eh?

A new feature

I am considering making a special blog just for the people who get on my last nerve...


SPECIAL PREVIEW

List member #1

Cheryl D

I call her river rat.. Apparently her family loads up the pick-up and travels to the rivers edge .. She says they have loads of summer time fun.. (I don't get it either) ANYWAYS.. Today she threw me under the bus at work. I had the perfect opportunity to skate through the day.. But she said I could take on more work.. and I am under utilized .. or something about good multi tasker.. or some stupid shit.. hmph.



List member #2

Dion L

Dion insists that my horrific allergies are all in my head. And he lubes up his entire body several times a day with this body butter that has olive oil in it. I am allergic to 2 things.. DOGS and OLIVE OIL. Because I don't sneeze he thinks I am a drama queen and making it up. The headache and full sinuses are just a figment of my imagination..

(ok.. I know you are wondering about the picture. He and another fellow borrowed my camera to take some shots to help design a new tattoo.. and I guess thats the spot for it. Personally I think there might be something more spicey going on with those two.)

You've come a long way baby!

Under consideration...

This is my work lover, Nic.. Kind of ironic.. him being named Nic and all.. well, he would be more into Nic then me.. but I am going to beat him down until I can have my way with him.

Mental Note: Dont allow him to wear weird feather hat out in public.

An example of how things are going...

SO, as you know, I decided to risk a huge amount of money...($20) on a gambling site to see if lady luck was spending a few days at my house.. Not only did I lose my $20, I got a letter in the mail today.. Basically it said that there was a breach in the gambling site's security system and I was one of the unlucky one's who information was stolen. It advised me that I was most likely going to be the victim of identity theft.. And I should take the necessary steps to protect my identity.

You know what? If those mo fo cyber thieves want to steal my identity, I say GO FOR IT! I haven't had much luck with it.. let me know how it goes!

powder, is that you?

Create your Gizmoz and audition to star in a Taco Bell TV commercial!

One Degree BABY!

For some reason, MY SPACE has always been tainted. I always seem to catch some news story of a partially nude body found in a ditch. Some poor sweet girl ... lured by a dirty old man ... promises of love if the 12 year old got on a bus to travel cross country.

All she would find is a stack of BARELY LEGAL'S and a huge vat of vaseline..

BUT I DIGRESS....

When Jet started to seriously market their 2nd album, I got wind that they had a JET THE BAND My Space page. I tried to investigate the site, but quickly discovered that the MO FO's who control My Space, make you JOIN to have access to the GOOD stuff. (little buggers).. So, I reluctantly joined. I created a BARE ASS page ..Just enough to get me in the door. I was satisfied with this access for some time.. That is until I saw that NIC had his own page.. I freaked.. (as a 14 year old would.. even though I am NOT 14) and I immediately added pictures.. and just funny lil quirks about me... And then I asked Nic to be my friend..

As you know he accepted and I was delighted.. BLAH BLAH BLAH.. Come to find out it is a FAKE page.. and I professed my love to some moron.. ANYWAYS.. I decided to keep up with my lil page and I started meeting a lot of kewl people who like Jet, too. And to not have my experience on the site be in vain, I started the six degrees of separation game.. I have done my best to get as close to Nic as humanly possible.. (Purely in a penetrator type fashion.. in NO way stalkerish :) )

Let's see...I have a mate of a mate... a cousin.. and my piece DE resistance' .. a younger brother...All are my cyber friends.

Now, just between you and me, the brother is my favorite friend.. BUT in all honesty, I cannot stand the "music" he makes.. and he is technically JAIL BAIT (like 15 or 16) .. BUT that makes me and Nic 1 degree separated, right? I mean the only thing better would like to be right on top of the man.. WHICH I would be SO into!

Stigma with stalking

Nic getting purty

In the good old days, when a young girl fell head over heels for a HOT, SWEATY rock star...It was charming.
NOW.. lawyers get involved.. restraining orders are served.. hmph!
I don't want to be associated with STALKING or stalkers at all! Have to make a distinction..
I am now on a mission to rename my love for Nic.. I got a thesaurus..and here are the contenders..

• penetrator


• chaser


• pursue-er


• lust-er after his hot lil bod


• cultivator of hot monkey love with him (of course)


• charmer

I kinda fancy being Nic's penetrator.. (tee hee) My sister says I could get a strap on..whatever does she mean?

..............................to be continued.

RIP

Stupid ass people

There is this "person" who keeps texting me really bad ..awful texts .. she/he wont answer her/his phone.. I don't want to block the texting on my phone.. but I want to make him/her stop.. can someone/anyone/everyone bombard her/him with calls.. kinda like the GIRLNEEDSHELP army.. The number is 408-799-4316
I would OWE you. I am on day 2 of my billing cycle and this person has used almost 2/3rds of my allotted texts..

"......dont mess with the bull, youngman, you will get stuck on the horns..."

SHAME ON YOU MICHAEL VICK!

This is SO hard to look at..

But this is the reality of what this ASSHOLE does.

If there is ANY justice in this world,
this MONSTER will burn in HELL.

pigs suck

Dear Mayor Newsom,

I was HORRIFIED to hear about the recent accident that involved the "Goats-R-US" truck. Apparently, more then 1/2 of the goats died because police officers refused to allow the goats to be released in fear of a traffic jam. The police were advised that a herding dog would prevent such an incident.. but the police didnt listen. I believe who ever was involved in the decision to allow these animals to parish should be brought up on some sort of disciplinary action. Something MUST be done for the senseless loss of life..

Hey, your purty..

I appreciate and encourage random acts of flirtation. It makes me feel hot and leaves me thinking that I still might have "it" ...

You know... The hot young cashier who cards me when I try and buy liquor....
or the hot fellow at Home Depot who goes out of his way to load the dirty dirty sod.. as to not mess up my outfit... (tee hee)

Hmph.. I must tell you, What happened to me today has literally devastated my little ego.

As I left for work this morning, I realized I was running rather low on gasoline. I HATE to be anywhere near the red "E" line, so I hightailed it over to the closest station. I got out, put the hose in the tank and sat in my car as it filled up...
Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a disheveled looking man at the entrance of the gas stations market.. He had on acid washed jeans that were horribly dirty and a gigantic 1980's Doctor Cosby sweater..He seemed to make contact with every person that came into and out of the store.. I assumed he was asking for change.. I kept my eye on him, to make sure if he charged me.. I could lock myself in the car. Just then, the gas finished filling and I got out of the car to return the hose and close up my tank.. In the blink of an eye, the homeless dude was crossing the parking lot and heading my way.. I kind of freaked a little but found comfort in the fact that the station was crowded with early morning commuters.. Just as he reached me, he asked if we had met before.. I shook my head no, and began to think if I had a dollar or two to shew this guy away.. Just as I thought I was going to get the sad story, you know.. I have no job ... my mommy didn't love me... blah blah blah... he asked if I was married..(HUH? What does this have to do with spare change?)This MAN asked if I wanted his phone number.. (what number the payphone on the corner??) He saw me checking him out and wanted to know if we could get together... I instantly thought that Ashton must be hiding in the bushes or something.. This must be some huge joke. What about me said that a homeless mental patient would be a "catch" for me? Do I look that shitty?

HUGE blow to the ego.

Must start to work out and pay more attention to shoe selection. mental note: No more Star Jones collection! Men think I am cheap and do-able.

P.S. My "friend" at work told me I now know how Nic Cester feels about me when I stalk him.. HMPH

caliente hombre alert!

You know, before I was completely obsessed with Jet, I did have OTHER interests. I imagine I will have to rediscover them.. being that Jet's tour is officially OVER... and there is no chance they will reappear on the west coast for a surprise show (sigh).. so, anways back to the other hobbies.. I used to be SO obsessed with Brian Ching and the San Jose Earthquakes (soccer, baby!!) Butthe SOB's at AEG (owners) moved the team to Houston. I still follow them, but not as OCD'ish...

Earlier in the soccer season it was annoumced that the VERY hot David Beckham would be joinging the LA Galaxy. Now I hate the Galaxy.. HATE HATE HATE them. They are the arch rival of my Houston boys and my sworn enemy!!!

But, in all honesty, that HOT piece of ass has me a bit moist.. and reconsidering my white hot hatred.. You be the judge.. (Posh is so cute!!! And the SPICE girls are getting back together for a tour.. We have to go bitches!!!)

The prize patrol won't be making any stops at my shack..

My mom thinks that I am going through a mid-life crisis.
She says I am realizing that my aspirations to change the world might not come true. hmph. I disagree. I am a little slow out of the gate, is all. I do agree I am in a crisis mode right now.. but not for the predictable reasons..
I won't be getting a fast sports car.. or date my hot secretary.. quite the contrary.. I see my life is in chaos and out of control and I am going to grasp it and take control.
My last hoo-rah in the world of chaos was experienced over the weekend. In my head, I thought the only way to win a million was to actually put some cash on the line. How was I to win the lotto without a ticket,per say. SO, I went on a gaming site and played blackjack and roulette.. and quickly LOST my entire POT. (no worries it was only $20.) I am going to have to live my life the hard way.. and earn my rewards.. I guess I will appreciate them more... Right?

Happy 28th birthday, my LOVE!

He is sofa king hot!

The beautiful life

Its kind of funny how certain things seem to fall into place. Yesterday, my family went to my sister's to enjoy the holiday. Along with a BBQ, we were finally able to meet her husband's parents. They were in town visiting from Germany.

Frank's mom didn't speak A-N-Y english, so we just exchanged warm smiles and hugs.. Very sweet woman.. (Mental note: How did Frank come from such a great lady.. HAR HAR I kid) Frank's father spent most of the day chatting with my father. My father is a military buff and Frank's dad spent 5 years as a POW in WW2 in Malta. As the evening winded down, I had the pleasure of speaking to him at length. He seemed to read me like a book and bestowed upon me the advice I was seeking.

He simply said... "La Dolce Vita"

He said this phrase, and with a smile said to be happy. I only have one life and the time is now to make it the most it can be. He said he could NEVER get back those 5 years that were taken from him.. But he was living now..

This is an issue I have been struggling with. Recently, my life has been living me and I want to make changes. Now is the time.

4th of July fun

Paris thanks you for the support!

It doesn't look as small on my sister, does it? hmph..

Mc Gyver I ain't

I should have realized that when I purchased my Element, I would not be able to do anything undercover. My car stands out in my neighborhood.. among the Malibus and El Caminos..

I heard that the neighbor had planted a corn field where the lawn should be. (They even have a scare crow.. Do crows even live in San Jo?) And I tried to snap a picture.. but whenever I would drive up the street, with camera ready, farmer Jose and Farmer Guadalupe would stop ho'ing and yell .."BUENO!" Now, in Idaho ( I da ho, no you da ho!!!) or Iowa this is way kewl and a bit quaint... But in Big City living, this is really funky. I mean, do they know there are stores such as Safeway and Albertson's that stock up on such items? I wonder what these crazy ass people will do next ...

Thank God almighty, free at last!

the worst possible outcome.....

rest in peace...

OK, this is ridiculous. I believe that the LA county prosecutor got wind of my plan to start an Amnesty march for Paris... He must have a connection at the tshirt printing place.. He probably thought there was no way I could fit in an extra-small.. He didn't know how devoted I am to that HOT bitch.. Come on everybody.. how about a rousing rendition of "we shall overcome??"

Pics from sissy's HI jaunt..

I luff him .. something terrible

aforementioned hillbillies with a.......Good idea gone bad.

In theory, I think it is a good idea. This little contraption allows toddlers to have a bit of freedom.. and independance, but you can keep control... That is unless you are PWT.. and see this as a leash.

Case in point, I was at SFO waiting for my sister at the airport, when 2 PWT "ladies" came to the gate. I assume they were waiting for Pa, or baby daddy.. but that isn't important. They came along with a little baby.. no more then 2, walking behind. I initially thought it was clever.

But then things went horribly wrong. I don't have kids, but know enough not to antagonize babies .. You could tell the boy was bored and getting ancy.. Rather then address him on a level he could understand.. they yelled athim .. and told him to behave... His mood went from happy to incredibly upset in a blink of an eye. It was obvious to me that this happened because the evil ladies were ticked off and not tending to the baby....
All of a sudden, the boy dropped to the ground.. he was done.. he had hit his little limit.. these ladies started DRAGGING this baby as he screamed. He wasn't happy. It was late.. and these women were obviously annoyed. I wanted to go over and hold the poor boy. I said to the person next to me, "that poor baby".. my neighbor assumed the baby had ADD or something.. HUH? What do you do? When do you step in? I am not a fan of the hillbilly leash anymore..

FYI, when she first arrived, I asked them where they got the thing.. they replied.. "waaaaalmart" .. I wasn't surprised. Some people should NOT breed.

HIllbillies.. in the City!!!!!!

I happen to be at SFO this weekend.. picking up my dear sister and her family from a Hawaiian getaway, when I came face to face with honest to goodness HILLBILLIES.. Who knew they even existed anymore? I have a bit of a headache now, So.. I will tell you the story in a bit.. but stay tuned.

My mother in Law.. aka MIL.. Is a total bitch..
Today, when I walked in the door from a LONG day at work, the bitch came over and decided it was shit on Meghan day. Basically, she said that Victor was wrong in marrying me .. he should kick me out and divorce me.. hmph
I think this beyotch assumes age earns respect.. UM, NO. I decided rather quickly, this bitch was going down. She said That I didn't understand that when you get married, you lose your life, and become a servant of the man.. HUH? seriously, this bitch is insane. She said I dont cook or clean or take care of Victor. I told her that my life was not about taking care of anyone but myself. And why should I cook and clean, that was what she was for. And besides, the bitch was divorced.. Victor's dad was sick of her shit..

I am so beyond pissed. I called Victor who told me to not listen to her crazy rantings..

I am so pissed.. so pissed..

Yes, as a matter I fact I did !!!

So, When ever I get really amped up, I tend to write.. Usually letters to the people that are responsible for the amping.. Here is the latest ....

Dear Paris,

Driving under the influence is nothing to joke about. It is a serious issue that you need to deal with. With that said, I want to say how sorry I am that you have been treated so poorly. The judge and the sherriff in your case are having a cock off.. and you are the pawn. Please know that you are in my thoughts and prayers.

Stay strong.

Me

As if you needed ANOTHER reason to love Jet....

Petition signed by Nic Cester, Mark Wilson & Cam Muncey

Here is the deal..

Over the years, it seems that the government (judicial) has wanted to make it very clear that they are color blind. They don't see race when it comes to determining guilt or innocense and figuring out punishment. How come then the OJ and the Michael Jackson cases were judged with kid gloves and a young WHITE girl was thrown in the slammer for a DUI. Now, I of all people, know the seriousness of this crime. But OJ committed MURDER and Michael touched many a boy.. (bad touch, bad touch) where is the justice? They are trying so hard to be "equal" that they are missing the boat. I need to stand up for my people. Where are the throngs of people (like in the OJ case and the MJ case) citing the racism?
Paris is a dumb girl. She does not deserve to be in jail. Are we safer? NO. Put her on the highway collecting garbage or something. HMPH. This could really F her up.

Free Paris..

A Man that would NOT get kicked outta my bed.. ever!

Who knows when Jet will come around again..(heavy sigh)

I was only on "the road" for a week and I was near death.. I can't imagine month after month.. But this is their Job!! The job they do SO well.. (sigh)

Dear Jet boys..Please take a break and come back soon..

In the mean time, I need to advise Mr Nic Cester that it is completely irresponsibe to make pictures, like the one above, available for me to see. I seriously got a wee bit moist in the va~ gi~gi..

Nic has been naughty and needs a good spankin!

I love Nic something terrible....

Me bro...

I LOVE the boys in uniform.. LOVE them.. But I am wondering when Bush will get it through his head that not 1 soldier's life is worth all this.. My bro might be heading to the Middle East soon..SO, prayers, people! ike you have never prayed before,, that he stays safe and comes home in 1 piece ....the way he arrived.

Latest in Home Security

Cut me some slack!

Jeesh.. OK alright already.. I shouldn't have made such a BIG announcement about the possible discovery of a new STD.. It seems many of my friends are literally on pins and needles waiting for all the details of my latest medical find. I actually feel kind of tardish now, because what it is, to put it bluntly, is kind of stupid. (I know you are saying, "YOU, stupid? Not possible!!) Lets see what you think after the story...

So, as many of you know, I am forced to drive a far distance each day to work. I dare say I am a real honest to goodness commuter.. I go from the Silicon vallley to neighboring San Ramon Valley.. This journey involves traveling through a mountain range.. Day after day, I start to "see" things that only are visible after the 500th time you stare at the same mountain.. Case in point, the range above.. To me, I see 2 legs, with a hoo haa in the middle and a little belly on top.. (I wll give you a few moments to review picture...Do you see it? Good, lets move on) Over the last couple of months, I tend to look forward to reaching"my" crotch. It is a sign that I am 1/2 way to work and I enjoy seeing the funny little mountains. The other day, I nearly drove off the highway... I looked at the mountain.. (which I lovingly think is my crotch) And I saw this..

I know you can't see in the photo all that well, but at first there was a stampede of WILD horses running from the cootch .. and then they were grazing!!! This must mean something.. BUT WHAT!

No need to tell me.. I know.. I am lame. But I keep myself entertained, right?

Breaking news!

Have you heard of the dreaded disease "crabs"?? You know, those pesky little crustacean's that are passed around after a night of drunken' fun??? Well, I believe I have discovered the latest epidemic.. Horses in the crotch..

It is early in the day, I will explain later.. and show my photographic evidence!!!



(FYI, I don't have this affliction...)

Book 'em Dan-o!!

My brother is a licensed dog. Not of the canine variety, but the 'bragh kind. You know, the scary dude from Hawaii? Anyway, he asked me to do his laundry yesterday and he accidently left his badge in the pockt of his jacket. I snagged the badge and had a wild idea... I pranced up to my husband...I pulled out the badge and flashed him Then I said rather sternly.. "Mr Almeida.. There is a warrant out for your arrest. I am going to have to take you DOWN TOWN." I coyly looked around and winked at him and said, "now.. we could work somthing out .. You have a fine little ass there that I can make use of.."

He looked at me .. and without skipping a beat said, "no, it's ok.. take me to jail"

HMPH. I am still a hotty! What issamadda with this man?

I need to get MY drink on!

All right.. All right.. Here is a little morsel to hold you over.

This particular vid is one where thankfully the lights are flashing .. ON .. OFF.. ON.. OFF.. So, my "dancing" doesn't seem so wrong. Try and find me!! Kind of like Where is Waldo.. ? Instead this is locate dorkus.. (hint.. when the spotlight goes ON over Nic, Where is dorkus? Where is Dorkus? There she is .. there she is!)
I believe at the 2:45 mark or so, I do this dramatic head gyration.. I think I might have invented a new dance.. "The seizure" .. And at the 2:35 mark, right after Nic makes reference to the girl with the "long brown hair" .. I coyly (stupidly) run my fingers through my rats nest.. UGH!

I watched a few and I am almost positive in one of these vids you can see Michelle trying to molest me... I just don't have the stomach to watch them all.. Although, I must say .... watching the boys singing brings it all back.. (heavy sigh) Especially, when they do ELENORE.. the way they harmoize brings a tear to my eye...
The Australian leg of the tour begins on Friday.. Does anyone have any frequent flyer miles I could borrow?? :)

Sneaking suspicion

You know in An Officer and a Gentleman, when SGT Foley warns the new cadets about the 'Puget Sound Debs'? They are the girls that try and trap the cadets by saying they are on the pill, but then whoopsie..

WELL, I think that Nic Cester's camp might have made me out to be a Puget sound deb or something.. I am getting this weird feeling that I am being avoided ON PURPOSE.

I can see that it might be the fact that I am totally over medicated.. Or that I am not getting enough sleep.. But YOU tell me, here are the facts...

1. Nic's cousin agrees to happily join my cause and try and set up a meet and greet with Nic.. She says she will email Nic and then I never hear from her again..Not even a "how was your trip" .. I thought we were friends.. :(


2. Nic's brother AKA Alex Cester .. ignored my email. Of course I indicated that this would be the worse case scenario, and SURPRISE, I was right.... I am here to live out loud.. but how can I do that when I am ignored? Tell me people.. how can I do this?


3. Stevie H , the red headed guest key board player did not accept my friendship request. He has accepted every other lame ass person, but not me. HMPH.. This is definitely the straw.. This screams, "Attention Jet camp.. stay away from this chick at all costs!!"

I am NOT a scary stalker. I am charming and only MILDLY obsessive..

BUT NOT A STALKER. Hmph. my feelings are hurt now.

PS.. No, I will not be giving the address of the dorkus (me) on You Tube .. You will have to take my word for it.

Honestly...

When I first got back, I was on overload.. My senses were goin crazy.. and I didn't listen to JET hardly at all!!! I think it might have been to remember and retain the whole LIVE experience.. I dunno. I am usually a VERY boring girl. My trip sent everything into hyper drive..

• I started listening again. And it is so strange.. It is like I am rediscovering them.
• The way Chris and Nic harmonize..
• The way they joke on the live songs..

HEAVY SIGH!

Its like we are friends.. (Jeez I have seen them 12 times.. that constitutes friendship, right?) Hmph.. anyway.. speaking of friends.. One of the people that I met on my Jet experience, Christine, sent me some photos of the Spaceland show. A show in October that I didn't go to. Thank God!!!! really!!! The ultra HAG Chris Robinson.. (barf) and Slash were there.. kinda stealing the show... BOO!

Of all the Pics, the one above is my FAV.. He has a crazy eye, just like me.. (how sweet!)

PS Forgot to tell you.. Got the spiderman 3 soundtrack.. Track 12.. Jet.. Falling Star is almost worn out from its continuing loop ..gosh I love the repreat button.. (GO GET IT!)

The finale 04/27

It is hard to believe that my Jet trip was WEEKS ago...

I am sad that it is over..sniff sniff..

My final night. What a sweet night. (sigh)

I was a little aprehensive about the entire scene: Poolside at the Hard Rock. I had heard stories about the babes in bikinis ..and how models are paid to just hang out.... Hmm.. I am super cute, but I was a little intimidated..

I decided what the F.. you only live once, right! (Before I left, I had a wee cocktail to get the party started! and I came to this conclusion after ingesting said beverage!)

I wanted to look super cute, so I took extra time on the face and the hair.. I was sparkley.. and sexy and meow..

My hotel was right across the street fromt he HR, so I braved the cross walk.. (The bell hop laughed at me for wanting to take a cab.. hmph) .. As I was entering the hotel, I noticed a small crowd gathered... Each member of the crowd seemed to have a camera at the ready.. I was SO excited.. I would get a sneak peek at Jet as they entered.. YEAH ME! As I was waiting, I poked the chick next to me and asked when the boys were going to arrive.. she said, Um, Steven Tyler isn't with the band tonight.. Wait, who? The dude that looks like a lady..(How ironic) .. I sulked off.. hmph.. Steven Tyler? PLEASE!
I walked around the casino.. trying to look super cute without giving the vibe I had no clue where I was going.. I finally found the entrance to the pool.. It was a MADHOUSE.. all I remember was skin and skin and more skin. There was a pool.. and cabanas and boys and girls.. and I immediately thought .. this is not the normal Jet crowd.. I continued walking and found the stage tucked away in a corner..I excitedly saw a few "jet" types hanging in front of the stage ... I struck up a conversation with a fab girl who was more my speed.. We chatted the whole evening and I discovered that her mom/hubby/dad were all at the show and I got the feeling they, too, felt weird with the crowd.
The show was incredibly wonderful.. and I, again, was in my spot..Right in front of Nic.. I think he was beginning to this it was the bizarro world.. In one picture, the one above in fact, Nic is looking at me.. and I swear he is going.."are you kidding me? how do we get rid of this chick??" Naw, I KID! he seemed to recognize me and throw me a few glances. I actually taped a few songs and there are definate exchanges..TEE HEE.. (maybe he was thinking about the previous night when we kissed.. and how hot I was..and how he wants me and .. er.. what?)
UGH. The show ends.. the crowd parts.. and I am sad.. (Heavy sigh) It's over.. But then
I remember the last time they were in Vegas they appeared in the casino after the show... I decided to hang around .. and make myself available for the boys.. I stand around...looking cute, and then I panic thinking that the eyes in the sky are watching me.. Watching me looking around all weird like, SO, I decide to play roulette.. For much of the time, I am winning !!!! but I play till I lose everything.. (STOOP) hmph. Just as I feel ready to go, a flurry of security rush into the casino.. YEAH.. here they come!!! I primp and stand all sexy.. and who comes out.. Steven Tyler.. BLECK.. whatever!

So, I went back to my suite.. learned the hard way why putting bubbles in a hot tub is a HUGE mistake.. and went off to sleep.

The next morning, I got up.. and was waiting for my cab.. I saw the Jet tour bus across the street.. (see photo)very sweet really. If I had half a ball, I would of ran across the street and plastered myself on the front windshield.. (you know, like Jim Carrey in the Cable Guy.. When Ben is in prison?? ) There is always next time, right? hmmmmmm.

RIP

Charley Barley

Slight detour...

Alex Cester, Is that you?

Dear reader, you know that I have a My Space page. Yes it is creepy and no I am not 14.. (sorry running joke) The worst part about the whole thing is that I have become obsessed with this hot little fellow .. Here are the reasons why...

• He accepted my "friend" request


• He Lives in Australia


• He is My Space friend's with Nic and his cousin (that didnt come through for me by the way)


• He looks suprisingly like Nic

Could this be one of Nic's brothers? hmmmm.

Here is my dilemma, should I sink back into Meghan-world and release the ever so tight hold t hat Jet has over my every day life? or should I email him and try and strike up a wee friendship.. It would be completely on false pre-tenses, but who cares really. The worse thing that could happen?? He might ignore me.. BOO him. I am way kewl.. In a weird.. medicated type of way.. ;)

Thoughts people!

PS Vegas part 2 soon. Promise.

Tour diaries: 04/27 Part one

I am well aware that what happens in Vegas is suppose to stay there.. But what fun would that be?

The finale' to my tour de Jet was a fabulous show at the Hard Rock Pool. Honestly, I was a bit nervous. I have heard on Howard that 'the pool' is a meat market where barely dressed girls and guys hump each other right out in the open!! I am a shy girl.. not into this scene!!!

I got to Vegas after a MISERABLE flight from LA.. The flight was PACKED and I was sleepy and just not happy.

I got to Vegas wearing my trench and light blue shirt.. MISTAKE. it was seriously as hot as the sun in Vegas.. NO JOKE. I was dying.

My checked luggage was on carousel 23..which was at the opposite end of a hectic airport..

I got my bags.. and got in the taxi line.. ugh.. Being that I have been to Vegas a few times, I know what to expect.. Taxi lines.. ugh.. I hate taking taxi's .. the driver immediately looked me up and down and I could tell he was disappointed. I guess he figured he would get a shit tip.. WHATEVA! He got me to my hotel the most direct way, so I gave him a fiver which completely floored him.. That'll teach him!

I walked into my hotel, The St Tropez (across the street from the BOOKED Hard Rock), and I was BEAT! There was someone in front of me .. SO, I had to pretend to wait patiently.. Then the most horrible thing happened..I overheard the counter boy tell the couple in front of me to come back in an hour.. because there room wasn't read.

What about my room? No way was I going to sit around and wait!!!! I had to ACT! As soon as it was my turn, I said, "Look I am tired.. upgrade me and make my room available.. "

He said, YES MA'AM!
I checked in.. and checked out.. took a well deserved nap.. in my skivvies with the AC pumped up to like 60!!!!

This is how everyone should live!!! my "room" had like 6 rooms.. a hot tub in the bedroom.. 3 TV's a living room.. a dressing room.. This is the life!

Part deux tomorrow! (I will explain the bubbles in the hot tub!!!)

OH NO!

I had planned on sharing the last day of my trip with you.. BUT I am just a bit MORTIFIED right this second... and I cannot think of happy .. joyous times right now.. I stupidly went on to You Tube to see if any of the Jet shows were posted.. sniff sniff.. Not only were they up there, but being that I was front and center, I was predominantly featured!!! And, yes.. I do look like a dork.. MAJOR dorkus.. No wonder Nic was staring at me, he probably was considering calling the ambulance for me..

I have freeze framed one of the "vids" for you.. I am a little embarrassed.. I need to go into hiding.

Tour diaries: 04/26

This particular day turned out to be the best day on my little trip.

I was able to sleep in till noon.. relax.. watch TV.. and take my time getting real purdy .. I was excited about that nights show.. because I had plenty of time to get in line early.. and I knew what to expect.. (tiny venue)
I got to the line at about 6p.. and found only one other person in line.. I recognized her from a Jet show I was at in October.. and we became instant friends. Christine renewed my faith in LA.. The 2 hours waiting in line went by super fast.. (although I was way creeped out when a homeless man.. I think the same man who shit on the street the night before.. got way too close to me and said if I was his woman he would lay on me... WOW thanks! ) Anyways!!!!
Before I knew it we were heading inside. I got "my" spot again.. and decided I would treat myself to a Guiness.. While I was chatting it up with Christine, I felt a poke on my shoulder.. HMPH.. Its Michelle and Alex.. they seem slightly irritated that I ditched them on Monday, but make it clear I can make it up to them later on.. (ew) Whatever.. As I am chatting, Alex gets me a beer.. and another.. and before I know it, the Virgins are on stage.. they rock the house.
During intermission, Michelle tells me that she and Alex are going through a rough spot.. and I should talk her up.. you know, tell her how hot she is.... so Alex will realize it?? WHATEVER.. this is the drama I am trying to avoid.. Chrisitine nudges me and says she thinks they are swingers.. UH ,YEAH!
Jet finally comes on and Nic is way hotter then usual. He jumps on my amp.. and tonight I have a bit more courage.. (liquid courage, baby) and I rub the heck out of his leg. The weird thing about it, he keeps coming back.. At one point he says he is feeling frisky.. Tee Hee. Christine snags a drum stick and promises she will make Chris give me one.. And he does.. After the encore, he walks over to me and hands it to me.. I feel so special.
At the end of this show, Michelle tells me to stick around.. and she will get me in to meet Nic.

so, we wait.. and wait.. During this time, I see the lead singer of Blood Cat Love. They were the band that opened for Jet in October.. He is super nice.. and tells me he is heading back stage. I ask him nicely to send Nic out.. NO LIE, as soon as this dude leaves, Nic appears..

After the first few girls get an autograph.. I step in and chat about random stupid things...

• I introduce myself.. and shake his hand, he says.. :Hi, I am Nic" um, yeah I KNOW


• I tell him how F'ing hot he is..


• I showed him my tattoo.. at which time he rubbed it and asked if it was real.


• I reminded him that he owes me a kiss from San Fran.. He apologizes and offers me his cheek. I balk and say I didn't come all this way for his cheek.. He gives in and gives me LIPS baby.. (sadly, no tongue.. I will get that next time!!!)


• I told him I was flying into Vegas .. and he said he wished he could fly, too.. (I guess they are still traveling ala bus)

As soon as my little exchange was over, I took off.. I was scared that I would me molested by the swingers.. I walked down the street with my drum stick and a WICKED ass smile..