A goofy girl in the BIG city talks frankly about being a freak ** special note specifically for Mr. Nic Cester** With all due respect to your BEAUTIFUL wife, Pia, I Totally love your HOT bod xoxoxoxox (contact me at Meghan@NicCester.NET )
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Sunday, September 30, 2007
Greta and Bill Rock.
My Lender page:
http://www.kiva.org/lender/meghan8992
Thrive? HA!
Let me put it out on the table, here, dear reader.. Kaiser sucks. Sucks amazingly huge.. BIG time. I HATE them, yet I must have them .. they are the only affordable health care that my company offers.. HMPH.
I had/have a sore throat and believe/believed it to be strep or some sort of infection that would need the intervention of meds. SO, I called the "advice nurse" who said it is either a cold or strep.. and I would need to come in for a strep swab. SO, I went in for my throat swab, where the nurse gasped, EW! your throat is swole.. THANKS... I was then told by a lab person (You will soon understand why I say person and don't commit to a gender...OK, the person had a mustache and was wearing a peach colored blouse.. The blouse had a flouncy neck line..dare I say POOFY ......) that my results would be available in 24 hours.. RESULTS????? I didn't exactly feel comfortable with this lab person reading my test results, as he/she was obviously confused about themselves... UGH.. AND what was I suppose to do for the next 24 hours.. every time I swallowed, it was as if I was taking in razor blades.. I couldn't imagine what I would do..
I got home and got completely liquefied on NyQuil. God Love the stuff..
The next day, I got an email.. (the bastards didn't even call) to say that my test came back negative. I was confused. OK, It isn't strep, but I am still in excruciating pain.. Um, HELLO?? So, I called the advice nurse again.. I got on the phone with the witchy witch .. I explained that my test came back negative, but something must be wrong as I was still sick.. and seemed to be getting worse.. I already paid $10 for my first visit and I just wanted meds, damn it. At first she suggested I go in for the strep test.. wait, HELLO? I explained that I ALREADY did that.. then she said I should go see a doctor at the urgent care center. (another $10) hmph. I agreed as I could not handle the agony of it all anymore. When I showed up at Urgent Care at my appointment time (Doesn't that sound ridiculous?) I was told to sit and wait. ok. They called me in once and took my vitals, but then sat me out in the waiting room again for at least 30 minutes. (why make mo fo appointments?? ) They finally called me in the exam room.. where i sat for another 45 minutes.. I was seriously going to lay on the bed and go to sleep.. I was more then pissed. as soon as the dude came in,
I explained to him that my throat culture came back negative ("Yes, I saw that on your chart..") blah blah blah blah.. I told the whole story.. As soon as I was done he peaked in my ears, my throat (the culture lady looked farther) and said he thinks it is a cold, but if it would make me feel better I could take a test for Strep.. HUH? Um, Doctor?? I told you, and you indicated that you read that I already had that test.. He laughed.. hahaha overworked.. Blah blah blah .. he gave me a prescription for Flonase.. and sent me on my way?? ALLERGY MEDS? I was so beyond pissed.. I wasted 10.00 and a bunch of my time.. and this loser didn't even give me the time of day..
HMPH.. In my haste, I found http://justendeal.com/blog/ .. a blogger dedicated to the evils of kaiser.. love justendeal hate kaiser- they are sons of bitches.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Seriously...
Monday, September 10, 2007
Um, thongs?
The purple sateeeeeen blouse is weird..
mental note:HUGE feet..
(thank goodness he has at least one more pair.. I am sick of those bloody brown suede boots!)
My dorkiness continues to flourish
And even though Chris Cester's girlfriend denied my friendship request (It was possibly the creepy pic of me and Nic as my avistar).. She did reply to my email..
From: Meghan
To: Alexi
Date: Sep 1, 2007 8:24 PM
Re: Curious...
Kind of following your career ..in a not on purpose kind of way.
I was just wondering if that was you in the Old Navy jeans ad.. You looked beautiful..Amazing actually..
xo
From: Alexi
To: Meghan
Date: Sep 1, 2007 9:45 PM
Re: Re: Curious
nope, not me.....i must have a twin! xo
__________________
(Just in case you were wondering I know I am lame.. BUT she gave me HUGS & KISSES )
I am a People person..If you know me, you are separated from Alexi Lalas...by 1!!! I know, kewl!
Hello Old friend,
Next weekend, my sister and I are DRIVING to LA to see the Dynamo POUNCE the Galaxy. We initially were gung ho about going to see Beckham play. We know he is injured, but would like to know if he will be on the bench. The drool factor would still be at a premium!
Much Love,
Peace out.Meghan
AKA Brian Ching Stalker
-----Original Message-----
From: Alexi Lalas
Sent: Monday, September 10, 2007 9:59 AM
To:
Subject: RE: Dear Friend!
He will not be on the bench, he will be in the stadium.
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Monday, September 10, 2007 10:00 AM
To: 'Alexi Lalas'
Subject: RE: Dear Friend!
Thanks for the info..
Please don’t be offended if I cannot wish your team well.. For, if its one thing I know, I hate LA.
Meghan
Sunday, September 09, 2007
Made up of 50% piss / 50% vinegar
A week or so ago, I knew he was home because I started to get the annoying CHAIN emails that he insists on forwarding .. They are more often then not crap about how wonderful Bush is.. Now lest you believe Pa is a free wheeling sexual beast, he is referring to the Bush of the ass variety ..not the muff!!! Anyways, as the days went by I became increasingly irritated that my Pa didn't even consider responding to my email.. I got nothing.. I ended up writing the most scathing letter about how sorry I was that I didn't own horses or live on tropical islands like other family members.. and if he just gave me the time of day he might find my company valuable.. Just as I was about to send the email, my computer crashed.. Just as well, I thought.. It was late and I needed to go to sleep. The VERY next day I got an email from Pa.. acknowledging my letter with some stupid quip about winning the lotto or some thing... God must know how close I am to teetering off the edge ..and being completely disowned.. But you know, who cares, F him anyways.
Sunday, September 02, 2007
If he says no, F him too.
Did you get to my email? You know the one about needing to use you for cheap rent? It would be incredibly wonderful for you to come through for me in this situation. I have been a relatively good kid.. quiet grandkid.. Now its my turn to holler and scream.
to recap: property down here you can let me use or could you buy me a house/townhouse/condo/ (gulp)mobile home ..
I figure you are going to outlive us all.. so, I would appreciate my inheritance now.. when I could really use it.
Much love,
Meggers
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Vid review by meggers
Love the video.. A few things I would like to comment on:
- Nic stalks good
- When I first saw this video, I literally gasped when he opened the door..
- When Nic and I kissed he did NOT open his mouth :(
- Nic is super sexy on the bed
- I would totally let him play with my hair
- I would love to have a pillow fight with him
- No way could I sit indian style with him on a bed and not rub up all over him
- He looks way sexy in a car
- when he grabs the girl playing me in the video, its way hot
- Chris opens his mouth a lot when he is drumming..
I am too kewl for words.

There is an ultra-fab, way AWESOME web site out there..completely devoted to EVERYTHING Jet:
I have spent hours and hours looking at the pictures.. watching the videos and reading the interviews. They also have this kewl section where bootlegs are available of a few of the LIVE shows.. My IPOD and I are now inseparable!!
Anyways, Today.. as I was scanning the site..
WHAT DID MY EYES SEE?
I LIT-TER-ROLL-LEE love Chris, too..
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Turn in your votes, please!
Monday, August 20, 2007
burping.. swearing .. and dumping? The mystique' might be OVER ..
I kid, but seriously.. I don't need to know about his F'ing dumping and burping.. ew
Sunday, August 19, 2007
hmph
The evidence.. the horror..



Here is the deal
mid-life if I live to 68.
kinda scary.
I got to get my shit together.
Have to make everything mean something.
you know?
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Rare glimpse into meg-ville

I am a TARD. Did you know the second time I met Nic , I was so drunk.. I had a GOOD time at the show and when I stayed around after the show.. I asked the lead singer of BloodCatLove to send Nic out.. AND HE DID. I almost peed my pants..his little head is pressed up so close to mine.. I mean this dude has been my total obsession.. And I wanted to meet him, So, I did. I guess I am a pretty driven person... Well, a driven mental patient. There are several other shots that are stashed way far away into the depths of my computer.. I can't even look at them because I look like such a dork... HAHAHA Is it my imagination, or is my head gynormous? It almost looks like his little head is orbiting my head.. :(
Thursday, August 09, 2007
Alanis, THIS is Ironic!
As I was speeding down the highway ...I came across this lil gem.
In the Caddy was a hipster dufus with a Coach hat cocked to the side.. Mariah Carey sunglasses on.. and the "thump-thump" was coming out of his trunk trunk..
As he sped past me, he shot me a "I AM SO COOL" glance.. HMPH!
Then I noticed something, If you look close, the window decal in his back window, is apparently for his viewing pleasure.. The mo fo put it in backwards.. um, d'oh.
I laughed out loud.. (to you computer geeks, I LOL'd)

THEN, Same day.. Sister and Jill in the back.. and this A Hole cut me off. I found humor again in the fact that as I was reading his bumper sticker about performing random acts of kindness, he flipped me the bird.. and then when I noticed the other sticker about his proud participation in keeping the world green, a HUGE ass cloud of black smoke came out of his pick up.
Am I the only sane person left in the world.. scary thought, eh?
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
A new feature
SPECIAL PREVIEW
List member #1
Cheryl D
I call her river rat.. Apparently her family loads up the pick-up and travels to the rivers edge .. She says they have loads of summer time fun.. (I don't get it either) ANYWAYS.. Today she threw me under the bus at work. I had the perfect opportunity to skate through the day.. But she said I could take on more work.. and I am under utilized .. or something about good multi tasker.. or some stupid shit.. hmph.

List member #2
Dion L
Dion insists that my horrific allergies are all in my head. And he lubes up his entire body several times a day with this body butter that has olive oil in it. I am allergic to 2 things.. DOGS and OLIVE OIL. Because I don't sneeze he thinks I am a drama queen and making it up. The headache and full sinuses are just a figment of my imagination..
(ok.. I know you are wondering about the picture. He and another fellow borrowed my camera to take some shots to help design a new tattoo.. and I guess thats the spot for it. Personally I think there might be something more spicey going on with those two.)
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Under consideration...
Sunday, July 29, 2007
An example of how things are going...
SO, as you know, I decided to risk a huge amount of money...($20) on a gambling site to see if lady luck was spending a few days at my house.. Not only did I lose my $20, I got a letter in the mail today.. Basically it said that there was a breach in the gambling site's security system and I was one of the unlucky one's who information was stolen. It advised me that I was most likely going to be the victim of identity theft.. And I should take the necessary steps to protect my identity.
You know what? If those mo fo cyber thieves want to steal my identity, I say GO FOR IT! I haven't had much luck with it.. let me know how it goes!
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
One Degree BABY!

Monday, July 23, 2007
Stigma with stalking
In the good old days, when a young girl fell head over heels for a HOT, SWEATY rock star...It was charming.
NOW.. lawyers get involved.. restraining orders are served.. hmph!
I don't want to be associated with STALKING or stalkers at all! Have to make a distinction..
I am now on a mission to rename my love for Nic.. I got a thesaurus..and here are the contenders..
- penetrator
- chaser
- pursue-er
- lust-er after his hot lil bod
- cultivator of hot monkey love with him (of course)
- charmer
I kinda fancy being Nic's penetrator.. (tee hee) My sister says I could get a strap on..whatever does she mean?
..............................to be continued.
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Stupid ass people
I would OWE you. I am on day 2 of my billing cycle and this person has used almost 2/3rds of my allotted texts..
"......dont mess with the bull, youngman, you will get stuck on the horns..."
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
SHAME ON YOU MICHAEL VICK!
pigs suck
Dear Mayor Newsom,
I was HORRIFIED to hear about the recent accident that involved the "Goats-R-US" truck. Apparently, more then 1/2 of the goats died because police officers refused to allow the goats to be released in fear of a traffic jam. The police were advised that a herding dog would prevent such an incident.. but the police didnt listen. I believe who ever was involved in the decision to allow these animals to parish should be brought up on some sort of disciplinary action. Something MUST be done for the senseless loss of life..
Monday, July 16, 2007
Hey, your purty..
You know... The hot young cashier who cards me when I try and buy liquor....
or the hot fellow at Home Depot who goes out of his way to load the dirty dirty sod.. as to not mess up my outfit... (tee hee)
Hmph.. I must tell you, What happened to me today has literally devastated my little ego.
As I left for work this morning, I realized I was running rather low on gasoline. I HATE to be anywhere near the red "E" line, so I hightailed it over to the closest station. I got out, put the hose in the tank and sat in my car as it filled up...
Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a disheveled looking man at the entrance of the gas stations market.. He had on acid washed jeans that were horribly dirty and a gigantic 1980's Doctor Cosby sweater..He seemed to make contact with every person that came into and out of the store.. I assumed he was asking for change.. I kept my eye on him, to make sure if he charged me.. I could lock myself in the car. Just then, the gas finished filling and I got out of the car to return the hose and close up my tank.. In the blink of an eye, the homeless dude was crossing the parking lot and heading my way.. I kind of freaked a little but found comfort in the fact that the station was crowded with early morning commuters.. Just as he reached me, he asked if we had met before.. I shook my head no, and began to think if I had a dollar or two to shew this guy away.. Just as I thought I was going to get the sad story, you know.. I have no job ... my mommy didn't love me... blah blah blah... he asked if I was married..(HUH? What does this have to do with spare change?)This MAN asked if I wanted his phone number.. (what number the payphone on the corner??) He saw me checking him out and wanted to know if we could get together... I instantly thought that Ashton must be hiding in the bushes or something.. This must be some huge joke. What about me said that a homeless mental patient would be a "catch" for me? Do I look that shitty?
HUGE blow to the ego.
Must start to work out and pay more attention to shoe selection. mental note: No more Star Jones collection! Men think I am cheap and do-able.
P.S. My "friend" at work told me I now know how Nic Cester feels about me when I stalk him.. HMPH
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
caliente hombre alert!

Sunday, July 08, 2007
The prize patrol won't be making any stops at my shack..
My mom thinks that I am going through a mid-life crisis.
She says I am realizing that my aspirations to change the world might not come true. hmph. I disagree. I am a little slow out of the gate, is all. I do agree I am in a crisis mode right now.. but not for the predictable reasons..
I won't be getting a fast sports car.. or date my hot secretary.. quite the contrary.. I see my life is in chaos and out of control and I am going to grasp it and take control.
My last hoo-rah in the world of chaos was experienced over the weekend. In my head, I thought the only way to win a million was to actually put some cash on the line. How was I to win the lotto without a ticket,per say. SO, I went on a gaming site and played blackjack and roulette.. and quickly LOST my entire POT. (no worries it was only $20.) I am going to have to live my life the hard way.. and earn my rewards.. I guess I will appreciate them more... Right?
Friday, July 06, 2007
Thursday, July 05, 2007
The beautiful life

He simply said... "La Dolce Vita"
Sunday, July 01, 2007
Mc Gyver I ain't

Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Friday, June 22, 2007

Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
aforementioned hillbillies with a.......Good idea gone bad.

In theory, I think it is a good idea. This little contraption allows toddlers to have a bit of freedom.. and independance, but you can keep control... That is unless you are PWT.. and see this as a leash.
Case in point, I was at SFO waiting for my sister at the airport, when 2 PWT "ladies" came to the gate. I assume they were waiting for Pa, or baby daddy.. but that isn't important. They came along with a little baby.. no more then 2, walking behind. I initially thought it was clever.
But then things went horribly wrong. I don't have kids, but know enough not to antagonize babies .. You could tell the boy was bored and getting ancy.. Rather then address him on a level he could understand.. they yelled athim .. and told him to behave... His mood went from happy to incredibly upset in a blink of an eye. It was obvious to me that this happened because the evil ladies were ticked off and not tending to the baby....
All of a sudden, the boy dropped to the ground.. he was done.. he had hit his little limit.. these ladies started DRAGGING this baby as he screamed. He wasn't happy. It was late.. and these women were obviously annoyed. I wanted to go over and hold the poor boy. I said to the person next to me, "that poor baby".. my neighbor assumed the baby had ADD or something.. HUH? What do you do? When do you step in? I am not a fan of the hillbilly leash anymore..
FYI, when she first arrived, I asked them where they got the thing.. they replied.. "waaaaalmart" .. I wasn't surprised. Some people should NOT breed.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
HIllbillies.. in the City!!!!!!
Friday, June 15, 2007
Today, when I walked in the door from a LONG day at work, the bitch came over and decided it was shit on Meghan day. Basically, she said that Victor was wrong in marrying me .. he should kick me out and divorce me.. hmph
I think this beyotch assumes age earns respect.. UM, NO. I decided rather quickly, this bitch was going down. She said That I didn't understand that when you get married, you lose your life, and become a servant of the man.. HUH? seriously, this bitch is insane. She said I dont cook or clean or take care of Victor. I told her that my life was not about taking care of anyone but myself. And why should I cook and clean, that was what she was for. And besides, the bitch was divorced.. Victor's dad was sick of her shit..
I am so beyond pissed. I called Victor who told me to not listen to her crazy rantings..
I am so pissed.. so pissed..
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Yes, as a matter I fact I did !!!

Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Saturday, June 09, 2007
Here is the deal..
Paris is a dumb girl. She does not deserve to be in jail. Are we safer? NO. Put her on the highway collecting garbage or something. HMPH. This could really F her up.
Friday, June 08, 2007
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
A Man that would NOT get kicked outta my bed.. ever!

Me bro...
I LOVE the boys in uniform.. LOVE them.. But I am wondering when Bush will get it through his head that not 1 soldier's life is worth all this.. My bro might be heading to the Middle East soon..SO, prayers, people! ike you have never prayed before,, that he stays safe and comes home in 1 piece ....the way he arrived.













