A goofy girl in the BIG city talks frankly about being a freak ** special note specifically for Mr. Nic Cester** With all due respect to your BEAUTIFUL wife, Pia, I Totally love your HOT bod xoxoxoxox (contact me at Meghan@NicCester.NET )
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Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Monday, April 28, 2008
I totally lied before!!! (previous post)
Last photog of the day! (I must nap)
Saturday, April 26, 2008
I am NOT obsessed with her...
Friday, April 25, 2008
For those who have waited...
to send me your gift, fear not.. I am not THAT irritated. I had a delightful birthDAY with my pooches..
The photo above is the hint you will need to satisfy my every desire.. and get me the PERFECT gift!!! (anything from his line would be adored .. promise!)
P.S. It should be noted that the bitches and ho's that do not give me the love (and gifts) I deserve WILL be outed.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Pass along my love..

I found a posting on some message board from a guy that claimed to be BFF's with Nic. A girl had asked anyone in cyberspace for Nic's address .. and this guy, just recently back from hanging with Nic in Como, decided he would respond. He claimed that the girl was a groupie.. and that Nic was fully aware that if he was still some nameless fork lift driver, no girls would give him the time of day. Without his rock star status, he would never get a second look.
I am here to tell you, I respectfully disagree.
The whole rock star thing IS beyond cool, but it is a necessary vehicle to bring this man into my world. How would I have ever had the opportunity to cross his path? I don't NORMALLY hang out in construction sites in the US.. I cannot imagine crossing the vast ocean to stake out Aussie sites.
So, dear friend of Nic, if given the opportunity .. in Melbourne, I would have looked twice at that particular fork lift driver.. That hot, sexy lil bitch! (sigh)
SO.. DAMN it, give ME.. er.. her, the address!!
A year ago to the day...
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
I am all for re-incarnation...
wait...
(don't be jealous lovies.. my lips were on THOSE lips...)
Friday, April 11, 2008
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Chris Cester, Say it ain't so!
I happened to be watching TV and I caught this weird commercial for Dunkin Donuts... I could have sworn your ultra fab/supportive girl friend of forever was one of a bunch of people howling about the yumminess of the new coffee mixes or something.. I wanted to find out if it was her.. SO, I messaged her via MySpace, and got no reply... I thought, hm.. she usually is so nice.. and being that I am KINDA a fan of her boyfriend's band, I figured she would entertain my stupid email.. BUT NO.
I got a little irritated and wanted to know what in her life was so important she couldn't take a second and reply.. I was looking at her pictures and noticed all the photos you were once in, you are now BLATANTLY cut out of.. and then I saw that her "status" is single..
LOVER! What happened? You are such a nice sweet boy.. I hope you are all right.. I kind of feel like a bitch for bothering her.. Oh well, ce la vie.
Since we are on this unpleasant subject, how goes Nic and Pia? Are they still an item...Does he need me to come and soothe his broken heart, too. ..I am seriously on the next plane .. Just name the place.. Lake Cuomo? Australia? LA?
Where is the time going?
Hot? YES! but he must be stopped!
He can eat crackers and cookies.. (and me, tee hee) in my bed, but HE MUST BE STOPPED! Why did he have to score his first ever MLS goal in the game against the NEW San Jose Earthquakes? Couldn't he just let them have 1 day? No. And then that lil dork Landon had to score. I am not happy with these boys. They will be punished!
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Monday, March 17, 2008
No estoy retrasado .. Bien, estoy de alto funcionamiento!
So, I was sick as a dog ALL weekend.
I was at work on Thursday and literally thought I was going to die. The ultra fab Jennifer G breathed her sickness cooties on me, and I caught whatever she had times ten.
ANYWAYS, when I got home from work on Thursday, I went straight to bed and lit-TRA-ly did not get up AT all until Saturday... And that was just when Victor came to the door and said someone wanted to talk to me. At first, I thought it was my MIL (mother in law) .. and I began to think, what a BEYOTCH.. she can't even let me be sick.. It actually wasn't my MIL, my neighbors were at the door...And wanted to speak to me!!! Now this is the same family that I gave a box (well, re-gifted)of See's candy to, the family that I sincerely apologize to every time I feel their pain because they have to be neighbors with my MIL too.. and the same family whose husband/father/man greets me at 7am every dang day as we drag our sorry asses off to the 9-5. I thought we had bonded as neighbors.. (GRRRR)
I went to the door and was met by 2 senoritas. The older of the two started talking in Spanish and the younger girl turned out to be the translator. Their story began, "Hello! my niece is having a baby shower!" I immediately interrupted ASSUMING That these nice people wanted me to join in the fiesta and said, "Oh, how nice. I am sorry I am going to have to turn you down. I am so very sick. Too bad you didn't tell me sooner. Darn." The two ladies looked at each other in what I would say was confusion and then pointed at my mother in laws house and said, could you tell her..... " And before they could finish I again interrupted and said, "What? Really you want her to come..." They jibber jabbered for a few seconds and the younger girl said, "no, we are having a party and promise to keep the noise down.. can you please ask her not to call the cops..." HUH?
I immediately said YEAH YEAH, sure.. and began to close the door.. I heard them laugh. I betcha it was at me. Then I heard uproarious laughter coming from the house as my tard-ness reached the party goers. I can't show my face anywhere in the hood now, I am devastated!
No más dulces para ellos!
Saturday, March 08, 2008
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh Scott!

I wrote a little entry a few days back about Richard Allen Davis and his singles ad. I happen to mention that I was against the death penalty and in that argument I happen to say that even though I believe that Scott Peterson is THE devil, I don't think he should die. Some NUT job commented on THIS statement about Scott.
Blah blah.. no evidence.. blah blah.. set up.. blah blah he just cheated and didn't kill anyone. blah blah.. I followed her comment back to her blog (http://thevoiceofsanity.blogspot.com/ IRONIC NAME, HUH?) and low and behold she is a "friend of Scott" who is searching for the real killers ... OMFG. I admit, I can usually find the good in EVERYONE. I mean to this day I can't really believe OJ murdered Ron and Denise.. But, c'mon. Scott Peterson? Even I can see him for what he is. He sucked the life and beauty out of Laci because he wanted to start a new life with the hot piece 'o' tail, Amber Frey.
I bet this "commenter" visits Scott, and presses her heaving bosom against the glass that separates the two..(ALA cable guy .. see photo) I know that Scott is a charmer.. and he obviously charmed the pants off this giddy gal..but SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!
I kinda feel bad for her.. I guess EHarmony wasn't able to find this poor sap a match..
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
November 3, 2004...Where the F was I?
I know Jet was on Howard Stern because they always replay AYGBMG when they come in and out of commercials..and it was #51 on the best LIVE performances on the show.... But I did a little research and found out they were in studio for an interview and everything.. I am a bit miffed.. Anybody got it on tape?
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
They killed Kenny!
Sunday, March 02, 2008
Apples and Oranges
While researching my paper, I came across the writings of Michael Hunter. He was on San Quentin's death row. I decided I would write to him and explain that I was looking for his input for my paper. I was surprised to not only get a reply, but it seemed that Michael Hunter was an articulate, nice man. For the several years we corresponded, I never asked, nor did he ever offer any details of why he was on death row. I was kind of relieved that he didn't tell me.
Fast forward to Friday, when I googled Michael Hunter to try and pull up his writings .. I wanted to show the people at work what a nice man he was. MISTAKE. Wikipedia had him listed .. and every detail of his crime and subsequent "run from the law"... My opinion has changed about this man. I often stupidly assume that people can't be as bad as people say.. I don't imagine that I will write to him again ..
I was a bit sad with all these new found details. So, I kept reading and looking around the internet. And then, I was literally taken aback at what I found. A website hosted by this Canadian organization that is against the death penalty. It is almost a dating site. Now, believing that our government does not have the right to murder its citizens is one thing... but to make their stay in prison romantic, warm and fuzzy, is something else entirely.
Hi! I am Rich
I can't help but to wonder, that after going through all the court proceedings of my trial and all The media statements about me, could there be someone out in the world who would be of open mind, not to take everything that the media has said about me and be willing to learn for themselves, just who I really am.
I don't have no complaints about my due, as you can see by my photo, I have lived a life inside these walls. It's almost as though this is "Home sweet home", sad but true. The most often thought that I do I have, is wondering if, for someone like myself, can one ever fall back in love with life again. For myself,
I feel that I do not have that right or even the time that one spends considering such a selfish thought.
I know that there will be some that will not agree with any or all that I have said. Though isn't this the point, to let you out there know my thoughts and feelings, so that if you want you can write to me and express your thoughts and feelings
Sincerely,Richard Allen Davis P.O. Box D11903 - 1EB100 San Quentin State Prison San Quentin, California 94974 USA
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Dear Police Chief Davis,

On 02-20-08, my backyard was swimming with San Jose's finest. Apparently, a not so nice young man wasn't familiar with the term FREEZE and decided to take up shop in my backyard.
Thankfully, the man was caught, but I would respectfully like to make a personal request of you and your department.
When the uninvited man was in my yard, 2 of my dogs, Cappuccino and Mocha Latte, led the police to the offender. They chased him over a fence and into the waiting arms of men in blue.
I believe in another life, Chino and Mocha would have loved to be on the force. You could see it in their eyes as they tore after the suspect.
Now, they have officially retired from any such future crime fighting. As their mother, it is far too dangerous a life for them. But I do believe they should be rewarded—maybe they could be made honorary police dogs, a gift basket?? Something!
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Bad boys Bad boys!
So, I am at home tonight and I get my wash together and as I am heading to the garage to pop the clothes in the washer, Chino FREAKS out.. She starts barking and barking and scratching at the side of out storage barn.. Pepper starts chomping on his ball crazy like... They usually do this when a cat is around, so I just say.. "where is the cat? You gonna eat the cat?" So, I load the laundry and as I pass the storgae barn, Chino is still going crazy.. So, I take a peek in the door.. No Cat. I go inside and as I am trying to watch TV, I hear this super loud motor. I walk outside, with my remote still in hand, and see a helicopter buzzing over head. It is literally circling me. I start to kick the ball to Pepper.. and I stare up at this helicopter for like 5 minutes. I finally decide to go in and continue with my TV watching. 30 or so minutes later, I go outside to change the wash to the dryer, and Chino follows me out and starts barking at the storage barn again. I keep walking toward the laundry room when I hear a faint conversation in the yard behind ours. As I am reloading the wash, the dogs barking gets really loud and I came out to investigate. As I got to Chino, I saw a man's head peak over the fence that separates our yard from the neighbor, The guy asked if I saw anyone cut through the yard. This seemed strange to me, I only saw his head and didn't know who he was. I asked if he was a police officer, and he said YEAH. I told him I didn't see anyone, but the dogs were freaking out over the storage barn. The policeman asked if I would let the cops in the front so they could look around. I went out to the front to let them know I had to get a key. As I was walking into the back yard, the policeman that was in the other yard told me to go inside. All my dogs were out and they were all freaking out, so I wanted to collect them before I went in. Just as I tried to grab Mocha, a GANG BANGER emerged from the storage barn. The policeman in the other yard yelled FREEZE.. GUNS WERE DRAWN. the gang banger stutter stepped and made a mad dash passed me toward the front yard. The guns, for a small second, were pointed at ME! All I kept saying was OH MY GOD OH MY GOD..
I started to shake.. word got to the back, that the police that were waiting to be let in the front gate , caught the guy... I was/am totally freaking out that.. Minus the camera, I was on a cops episode.. FOR REALS!
A few observations (if I may):
- Pepper hid, while Chino and Mo protected mommy and tore after the intruder
- I often wondered what I would do if a cop said FREEZE.. well, the cop wasn't talking to me, but I froze
- guns in your face are scary
- being in a cops episode wouldn't be as cool as it seems
- I need to listen when my pups are trying to tell me something.. I could learn something from Timmy and Lassie
Monday, February 18, 2008
UGH
MJ BABY!
The only thing better then a 3 day weekend, is of course a 4 day weekend. Quite a few wonderful things happened.. One of which was my realization that while Michael Koors is one of my favorite designers, the coveted role of THE favorite designer goes to Marc Jacobs.
My birthday is coming soon and I MUST have a Jacobs watch. Come on bitches.. you can afford it and I am way worth it... (fyi.. those legs belong to Vicky Becks... LOVE her)
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
I am a cougar-rific nut job!
How I can see myself teaching a nice, handsome, young boy how Meggie likes it. And how boys these days are so impressionable and are so into pleasing the hot older bitches that take them under their wings...
I was going to share my latest obsession: Young Sean.
But then, after I downloaded the picture I realized he is a mo fo boy.. I am no better then that crazy Ho of a teacher that went after that Villi Fallow.. Yes Sean in LEGAL.. I won't land my ass in jail if I hook up with him.. But, I was 16 when he was born.. I had become a woman already!!! UGH.. (OK it was just Felix, but still .. he was hot in a Pee Wee Herman kind of way)What is wrong with me???
Here and now, I am swearing on my pocket rocket AND my beloved purple bunny I will be leaving this young hot Asian boy alone. I will not be corrupting this boy with my monkey love..
You are welcome Lisa.. (Hot Asian boys mother)
Monday, February 11, 2008
This is further proof...
Follow the simple steps to watch me corrupt Jiji
- Tilt head to the left
- Press the arrow to play
- laugh ..she is a funny girl
PS that was authorized chocolate
Saturday, February 09, 2008
Is the entire population going crazy?
The appointment started out well. As I was changing into a smock, A gentleman walked in on me. I was startled.. Ran out of the changing room and ended up not tying my smock tight.
I sat down in the chair and MyLan approached. She was all smiles and asked what I wanted. When I explained I wanted more red in my hair, she freaked. She said she hadn't planned on putting red in and had only planned for a blond highlight. I told her I wanted the red. I wasn't going to pay the woman 170.00 for anything other then what i wanted. So, she went away in a huff to mix the colors. When she came back, she sternly said.. OK, I need to concentrate on your hair, so, I am sorry, but I can't chit chat with you.. HUH? Wait, bitch.. what? I was a little ..tiny bit.. pissed off at the bitch. I mean I don't care if I talk to her at all. I mean she does a sweet hair dooo.. But, the dream appointment is that I get a cup of coffee.. listen to Jet.. and the bitch does what I pay her to do.. That whole thing rubbed me the wrong way.. grrrr.
Then, I was in the back.. waiting for my hair color to take and I had to pee... when I flushed, I stared in horror as the poorly tied tie on my smock went
........(to be continued)
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Monday, February 04, 2008
Ga ZOINKS!
Let me talk to the ladies for a moment...
Hey friend... You know when you are going to the market to get the Pons or the anti-itch cream, you scope out the lanes to see which one is run by a chick. You don't need to be judged when you got the itchies or the lady sickness.. I happened to be at the local Safeway .. when I remembered I had to get the Pons. I like the big rocket shaped ones with the pearl glide insert thingie. Now, ladies, you understand.. Right? the importance of a gentle glide.. I don't want some hottie cashier knowing that I like the gentle glide!! You gots to at least buy me dinner to have that kind of knowledge...
So, I am scanning the lanes, with a BIG OL box of the pons in my hand .. when I spy the back of a lady with a super cute bob hair dooo. I get into the lane and place all my things on the belt.. As I looked up into my cashiers face, I realized.. well, it was a boy. Yes, the boy had lil bee sting boobies, a really pretty shade of red lipstick on.. and a sparkley pair of blue earrings.. BUT IT WAS A MAN... I looked for a name tag.. but it wasn't in site.. (the bitch) I made my little transaction.. and left.. as I was leaving the bag boy caught my eye and gave me a knowing glance.. like he had no clue either.. I am literally perplexed.. Safeway is horribly expensive and I love buying stuff in BULK at the Costco.. but I am drawn to this heshe .. I must find out more.. I mean maybe its Safeway's new marketing idea.. to DRAW people in..
PS.. Find out heshe's name and you win a PRIZE.. Safeway on Hamilton and Meridian.. Love ya BYE!
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Me ma
Ma was less then pleased
YUP, I have been MIA for awhile. Its primarily because me ma needed me. I was being the dutiful daughter and tending to her. I ain't like those normal white chicks that stick their ma in a home. We Irish keep them around forever... She is all set for the mylar balloon.. (inside joke) Anyways, me ma FINALLY had eye surgery. She has been living in a cataract haze for several years now. Love the woman to death.. but today on the ride home from getting her patch off, she had to comment on everything. Like a fricken toddler. She read every sign and commented on every color .. GREEN.. WOW.. IS THAT SNOW ON THE MOUNTAINS??? LOOK AT THAT! WOW! YELLOW! COOL!
Give me a break.. I haven't had enough coffee today....
and besides it JUST occurred to me that this BLIND ass woman has been driving during her haze.. why is she excited about seeing green? Has she not seen a stop light.. GOD ALMIGHTY!
p.s. ma is a-ok
poor Jiji.
A sad day
Let me start by saying, "Thank you." You have stood with Elizabeth and me throughout this campaign. Your support has sustained us as we have traveled across this country.
Earlier today, I suspended my campaign for the Democratic nomination for the presidency. I made this announcement from where our journey began just over 12 months ago: New Orleans.
I began my presidential campaign in New Orleans to remind the country that all of us -- as citizens and as a government -- have a moral responsibility to each other, and what we do together matters.
Now, it's time for me to step aside so that history can blaze its path. We do not know who will take the final steps to the White House -- but what we do know is that our Democratic Party will make history.
And, along the way, all of you who have been involved in this campaign and this movement for change and this cause, I am asking you to continue speaking out for those who have no voice, just as Elizabeth and I will continue to do. We need you.
Do not turn away from the great struggles before us. Do not give up on the causes that we have fought for. Do not walk away from what's possible, because it's time for all of us -- all of us together -- to make the two Americas one. We need you.
I hope you will take a few moments to listen to the video clip of my speech in New Orleans earlier this afternoon or to read it below.
In the meantime, Elizabeth and my family join me in thanking all of you for your support and for working so hard on my behalf. We are truly blessed to have such friends.
Thank you.
John Edwards
January 30, 2008
Poor lil mo
My little Mochito has a stuffed red monster from IKEA. It is gotten to that nasty phase where it reeks and is all madded.. I went to IKEA to get him a new one. All I could find was a stuffed rat . I thought he would LOVE it.. He played with it ALL Night.. As I got into bed.. this is what I found.. Lil Mo with BIG RED. My lil baby cakes. What kind of mother am I? How could I think I could replace his woobie?
dear reader....
I don't have the patience nor a bad ass photo shop program that could do a better job.. I needed a little story to get the lady juices flowing... My turbo powered rabbit needs a little help... it isn't a miracle worker!
p.s. It could totally happen, though. I mean one look at me and Mark would be all into my bizness!
Monday, January 21, 2008
Taking the sting out of the story
Big black boots,
long brown hair,
she's so sweet
with her get back stare.
Well I could see,
you home with me,
but you were with another man, yea!
I know we,
ain't got much to say,
before I let you get away, yea!
I said, are you gonna be my girl?
Happy 42nd dear Husband!
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Relieved of my duties?
The day started out pretty well, my sister and I took Jill to the carousel for a few rides on the lion. (She loves the lion) .. Then we made a few stops to pick up a few things.. and then we returned to her home so she could get ready for her big night out with her hubby .. and baby daddy, Frank.
As soon as they left, we had dinner.. and had an ultra fab conversation about Mr Potato Head and the need for loads of salt on a hard boiled egg..We watched Toy Story.. and then I took her off to bed. Everything went picture perfect.. Until, that is, I stepped into the potty to change into my lounge wear, and I didnt hear her cries.."Mimi! Mimi!" This must have freaked her out, because she was in tears when I found her at the door of the bathroom.. which just melted my heart.. So, needless to say .. when my sister and Frank got home (12:30am).. there newly tattooed, highly charged baby was still awake. It might have had something to do with an ill advised late piece of chocolate.. But come one Frank.. That baby means the world to me.. and just because we danced the night away to Engelbert Humberdick and had a little too much chocolate doesn't mean you gotta be mad. Love ya!









Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Say it ain't so!
Please don't sell out and go Hollywood!
Now, if the teefers are causing you problems, (pain, etc) by all means, get them fixed..but I do believe you have surpassed "correction" and dare I say you have ventured into the extreme makeover world of Da Vinci Veneers... You are without a doubt the hottest, sexiest, dirtiest lil rock star out there. DON'T CHANGE.. don't turn into one of those cookie cutter pop stars like Justin Timberlake. (ew) I would be devastated...
FYI... I would still want to make white hot love with you, I just wouldn't be happy about it!
Charming Mr Cester with real smile..
Exhibit B:Teeth seem to be a little too perfect.. No charming gap. No mismatch sized teefers .
Whats next?? Guest appearances on (gulp) American Idol? Doing a duet with Beyonce?( MENTAL NOTE: Meatier Nic is way hot.. must get up all in his business)















