The proof that before Trecia showed up, I actually had it going on!

Yeah, thats me. I have just a little more invested in the sport, Trecia. I can share with the fellows a sense of understanding that you never ever can. I am soccer Trecia. So, there.

Me and Brian Ching (ala' 16 candles)

Quakes actually won!

But the excitement of the win was snuffed out because it happened again. Trecia accompanied me to the last Quakes game of the season and she was the Belle of the Mother F'ing ball. AGAIN! Random players were complimenting her.. Other players were remembering her wide ass smile from 2 weeks ago..And yet other normal people couldn't take their eyes off the junk she apparently has in her trunk... HMPH. All I got was a glare from a stupid Toronto FC player because I asked for Marshall's digits.. WHATEVER Guavera.

Here are the pics.. (No surprise they feature, you guessed it, TRECIA)

Trecia and Darren Huckerby
Trecia and Shea Salinas
Trecia and Ryan Johnson
Trecia and Frank Yallop
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Mental note: don't invite her next year. Takes spotlight off my specialness.

Happy Anniversary, Vic!

6 years............and counting

Giddy-up lil Ji-Ji

Mocha was a hit at the Halloween Parade!

Obama!

“I look at these people and can't quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked."

- Author David Sedaris, on undecided voters

Need Nic fix!

He is so (gulp) sexy ..
~I want a taste~

I luff him.

One of ****THE**** sexiest damn men out there (a VERY close 2nd to Mr Nic Cester)

LOVE Cho..

Seriously...

Preki is kind of a big deal in soccer circles.. He not only was a STAR player, but he is now the head coach of Chivas. So, to top off the fact that my date, Trecia was intoxicatingly charming.. and wowing the soccer elite.. The one picture I am in, with the soccer GOD Preki, I look like a fricken monster.. What is happeining to me? I mean really... His expression says it all.. Like, uh.. take that damn picture will you.. I am afraid she might bite... (sniff sniff.. I AM NOT A MONSTER!)
note: my mo fo patches are on the same side.. because I am a tard.. His are placed correctly.

Damn Chivas

I have gone to pretty much EVERY Quakes game since the 1996 inaugural season.. I have traveled to away games via car plane and bus.. and even was the fan of the month the one and only time they held the competition..

Trecia goes to one mother F'ing game.. And makes more friends and has more fun then I ever have!!! hmph...

Olberman IS A GOD!

Hahaha

AND...

OMFG.. Amazing Nic dream. It was a long ass dream.. but all I can remember about it was I was at a meet and greet at a Jet concert.. and I hugged Nic and he wouldn't let me go.. He took real deep breaths by my ear.. I think he was getting all hot because of my new perfume.. Amber Seduction.
Note to self, wear Amber Seduction at next Jet Show.

On a lighter note...

I nearly peed my pants while I was watching the pre-game warm up. I noticed this lil beaut on the field. I immediately scanned the crowd for Gwynn and the kids, cuz this dude is a dead ringer for Gavin.. I have decided, he shall be my new eye candy. He is an Italian born in South Africa. Isn't that sexy? (and I think the lil monkey was spying me a few times.. He wants a lil Moosey love, too.. can't blame him.. have you seen me?)

referee, Paul Ward.. You suck.

On paper, the Quakes did lose.. But I was there, and in their defense it had more to do with the SHITTY refs, then it did with the other team being better. In soccer, the best ref is one that can have control, but be invisible. The players know where the lines are and don't cross them. Last nights game was a disaster. Bad call after bad call. Trust me, I would be the first to admit when they were playing bad.. but they weren't.. and it just pisses me off when the ref effects the outcome of the game. Two specific issues.. He called a Quakes goal back because our player was supposedly off sides... And then he called a foul on a Quakes player that resulted in a goal for the other team.. I don't know, reading the reviews of the game make me even madder. They claim the solid steel defense of the Quakes has turned to tin foil.. F them.

Right ON!

We all need a lil inspiration about now...

Love Eric

I continue to have this inner struggle about why I find the need to act like a teenage girl. There are quite a few of my friends that have fun with my weird obsessions especially the one with Joe Jonas. I have been referred to as a cougar and now a chicken hawk. Hm. I wonder why I have to grow up. In this f'ed up world we live in, what is wrong with getting a little juicy in my box for a 19 year old? hmph. I would think that is VERY Healthy... and open. No?
Tonight I was finally able to see the finale of a little show called I can't believe I am Still Single on Showtime. AMAZING show. Sad that I will not be able to be with Eric any more.. I got REALLY sad.. SO sad, that I checked out his MYSpace page. And I am delighted to inform you (in my silly little teenage way) we are now friends. I love him and you need to, too.

Absurd (vent fest)

I am not usually surprised by people. I have been on this earth for many years and have learned a thing or two..
Today, a "friend" caught me completely off guard. My mouth, usually filled with laughter, was speechless and wide open.
The details of my friendship with this person are unimportant, really. The person was funny and kinda twisted (but in a god way).. But I think in my head I was giving this person FAR too much credit. FAR.. WAY .. WAY too much credit .. I thought they had a good heart and would stay true till whatever end we all faced. I thought I was done with the petty shit that seemed to be all around me in HIGH SCHOOL. GRR.. I am a woman who deserves a certain level of respect and you know, X-friend of mine.. You were lucky to have the opportunity to have been in the inner circle. The space won't be hard to fill.. you mostly filled it with hot air and what I now see as rude ass fake-ness.
I bid adieu to the friend I knew and loved. The new "improved" version is someone I don't care to know.

off to kuwait....

Be safe bro.. Love you loads. xoxoxoxox

My sweet girl

Tina Rocks!

For Tree Boo

my lil ham

Yeah, we rock.

Fun day today.
The Quakes tied the Houston Dynamo. (1-1) The Dynamo are supposedly the number 1 team EVER.. My lil Quakes gave them a run for there money. The latest catch phrase with the kewl kids is:

.......Mission Possible. Playoffs..........

If the nose fits...

Free and Fun... But NOT a picnic

Jet In Studio Diary 2

Sorry

But, I haven't had the time (yes, I have been taking SHAMEFUL naps...) or the interest in bloggin about my life recently.. I guess I am in a little bit of a funk.. Sorry, lovers. Please be patient. The mere fact that McCain's new bitch hunts MOOSE.. GRRRR.. that has gotten arise out of me.. and I will be back. True dat

5 points out of 2nd place, bitches!

Playoffs, here we come!!!!

Walnut loves her some moosey

got chills and goose bumps...

OMFG.. Romance IS alive!!!

I didn't EXACTLY lie

I mean.. really, I didn't exactly promise to tell you about my goings on Friday night.. I eventually will, I do promise you that.. Maybe today, later, AFTER COURT!!! but, on Saturday, I was in attendance when the Quakes beat the eastern leading Revolution 4-0 .. and then on Sunday I had to watch the game on the tele.. (HEY! it is in a whole different perspective!!!!)

I will talk to you later..

Love you.

gazoinks kittens!

This very evening I attended a dinner to celebrate some kewl peeps retiring. WELL, bitches. The night was a freaky deaky freak fest... I shall tell you all the details tomorrow.. I must go and nap, now.

THE NERVE

Updated list of 5 ** effective 08/26/08

Nic Cester

Benji Bratt

David Beckham

James Mcalvoy

Christian Bale

Good things come to good lil Catholic girls, like me

Jet In Studio Diary

OMG .. I am a loser.. I watched the game AGAIN

...and it was a nail biter the second time around...

Loves it!

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Wait, is he balding? NOOOOO!

That spectacular bod.. with all those tats ... heavy sigh.... belongs to none other then David Beckham. The LA Galaxy were in town today to play the San Jose Earthquakes. I got to the game EXTRA early so I could park super close.. and so I could watch the pre-game warm-up. This photog was taken right as the Galaxy were coming onto the field. As soon as David emerged, my sweet spot for my picture taking was SWARMING with a million 14 year old girls.. talking about how tan he wasn.. blah blah blah.. ad how hot he was ..blah blah blah.. so, I high tailed it outta there. (sorry I only snapped a back pic of him, but cha all know what he looks like, right?) ANYWAYS, right out of the gate, the Quakes were SPANKING the Galaxy. I was so proud of my lil team. I was even more proud that whenever prima-Donovan touched the ball, the crowd erupted in boo's. There was some nail biting moments, but I am excited to report that the Quakes have BEAT LA!

(hey, How did Beckham get in this shot? The man is everywhere!!)

BG in haute couture.

She is a big girl, now.

Funny. Ha Ha

Yes, I am ashamed

Yes, I understand that Joe is jail bait....but in my defense, he is a pretty hotlookin BOY!

Meet my new life coaches....

Lesson 1

The answer

Finally. New JET!!!

Vindication.. & mad props to Brekke!

This is for all you bitches who make fun of me for obsessively shadowing Jet .. READ UP!
Its all about balance, baby. Its totally OK that I am a 30 something groupie..
The best part? I can now totally have fun AND I can afford my own bail!!!!

Game: part deux

Sweet lil ME!

When the MLS started, 11 years ago, I was a single, hot lil monkey who loved to swoon over the players. Not in a scary way, I would just enjoy the game and REALLY enjoy the boys that played it. Every season, as the line-ups would change, I would fixate on a new player. I would cheer extra hard for the chosen one. Fast forward to yesterdays game. An entire family seemed to occupy the row just below me. There was a grannie, the grandpa, a daughter, the sons, their wives and their kids. They were LOUD and obnoxious and I got sucked into their drama. WELL. The daughter apparently had a thing for one of the players.. I cannot blame her, the player was Shea Salinas. WAY cute, but WAY out of her league. (See Shea below )
She pulled out of her bag a few pages of a scrap book she was making.. and they were all done up (you know, that freakish scrapbooking thing people do??? Love you Debbie) Way weird... She would call his name.. over and over.. A few times he would look over to her and genuinely seemed mortified..

Here she is (sunglasses on head) after she moved to the first row to try and get him to sign the scrapbook -o-rama she done up... (by the way, That is him running on by...)

The Grandma.. started videotaping everything Shea was doing.. and it was like the whole family was stalking him.. I felt kinda bad for him.. and then I started feeling bad for the chick because she was this clumsy girl who was obviously a little slow.. and then I started feeling bad for myself. Did I look this retarded when I would fixate on a player? Was I this pathetic??? I started to freak a little .....And then all of a sudden, something caught my attention.. Something WHITE and shiny (you know, like a bright light??) It was MEN IN UNIFORM! MY FAVORITE!!!!

Screw that pathetic beyotch, Mommie has some hunting to do!

PS.. Do you think if I said I had some WMD in my drawers they would do a full cavity search?? WHAT????? a girl can hope, can't she?