Better then a unibrow, I spose

I decided to bite the bullet and go get my brows tended to by a professional.. I went on Friday with my new best-ey, Trecia. I was tired off all the peeps at work pointing and laughing at my attempts to tame the bush.


My biggest concern was being tagged Uncle Leo..That kinda nickname would be impossible to shake. Come on.. You know the episode.. Uncle Leo's brows get burnt off and Elaine draws them in all wonky. Everyone assumes he is pissed because his brows are arched in a weird way???
"Calm down Uncle Leo"

Sitting here looking at my mug in the mirror, I do look a little goofy... The worst part of the experience was the chick that did them had a whole lot to say... Here is what I remember:

"People think doing brows is easy. "

"Oh, Gawd. you really messed them up.. What were you thinking?"

"You don't need brow tattoo - you hairy girl.."

"Next time you come, they look beautiful. This time, they look OK, but next time they look beautiful."

"I do lip for you no charge" :(

Seriously, what kind of a friend am I?

I am a moron. One of my dearest friends celebrated her birthday and I forgot to wish her the best. Tania, my beautiful friend, I shall make it up to you... PROMISE. xo

Horrified.

I am completely Horrified.

In my head, the animals that I eat come from the chicken patch.. and the beef tree.. and so on. I cannot imagine that a poor animal is brutally being killed for me. I know I am insane.. I know that I am completely delusional and paint pretty pictures to avoid things.. BUT I cannot believe this "woman" chose this back drop for her interview..in the background a poor bird is being SLAUGHTERED and she calmly drinks her coffee.. and laughs.

Sarah Palin is a Horrible excuse for a human being.

I feel naughty....

(gulp) isn't he sexy?

My ultra fab friends in Brazil got Hours and hours of behind the scenes clips of Jet in Studio....... And I watched every MINUTE of it!!!

....................but in my defense, I was in a bad place.. a really bad place. I haven't gotten any love from Jet in so long. When you live and breathe something,.. and then it goes away, you can be devastated. I was devastated. (and don't judge me.. being passionate about something is what life is all about, right?)

And Nic.. Lover, Dean Martin is so hip.. I love you more now then ever!! (and I'll try and get into the red wine, ok?)

Nic?

I miss you.. I love you.. I need to see you soon.
I think you are being a little bit selfish.. I NEED to see you.. I can't take this absence much longer.. You are the SIN I am the sinner.. blah blah blah
Please.. I mean, I am only human,, I need to see you. Please..

Happy 3rd Birthday my darling!

no on H8

Village People 2008 try outs

Seeking construction worker, sailor and indian.
Apply ASAP.

Damn FILF

On Saturday night, my darling niece Jiji, invited me to her preschools lantern parade..

It has something to do with St Martin cutting his cloak for a homeless guy .. To be honest, I really wasn't listening to my brother in laws lengthy explanation.. I had major attention issues!!This FILF had the nerve to be all sexy and alluring at a preschool function! The nerve. Doesn't he realize old married ladies are in heat and the mere glimpse of him gets certain things a'flowin?

OK, Mia's dad, you are beyond hot.. The fact that we all got caught in the rain and your hair got all sleek and sexy.. BRAVO.. Can you ditch the dentist wife and do a little procreating with me? PUHLEASE? or should I say... BITTE!

Pet Parade photos.....

Check out the whole show at Farley's in San Francisco... Now through December 2nd.

Barney ain't happy that he's heading back to Crawford!

Can't blame him! The Party is OVA!

That's President Obama, bitch!

The proof that before Trecia showed up, I actually had it going on!

Yeah, thats me. I have just a little more invested in the sport, Trecia. I can share with the fellows a sense of understanding that you never ever can. I am soccer Trecia. So, there.

Me and Brian Ching (ala' 16 candles)

Quakes actually won!

But the excitement of the win was snuffed out because it happened again. Trecia accompanied me to the last Quakes game of the season and she was the Belle of the Mother F'ing ball. AGAIN! Random players were complimenting her.. Other players were remembering her wide ass smile from 2 weeks ago..And yet other normal people couldn't take their eyes off the junk she apparently has in her trunk... HMPH. All I got was a glare from a stupid Toronto FC player because I asked for Marshall's digits.. WHATEVER Guavera.

Here are the pics.. (No surprise they feature, you guessed it, TRECIA)

Trecia and Darren Huckerby
Trecia and Shea Salinas
Trecia and Ryan Johnson
Trecia and Frank Yallop
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Mental note: don't invite her next year. Takes spotlight off my specialness.

Happy Anniversary, Vic!

6 years............and counting

Giddy-up lil Ji-Ji

Mocha was a hit at the Halloween Parade!

Obama!

“I look at these people and can't quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked."

- Author David Sedaris, on undecided voters

Need Nic fix!

He is so (gulp) sexy ..
~I want a taste~

I luff him.

One of ****THE**** sexiest damn men out there (a VERY close 2nd to Mr Nic Cester)

LOVE Cho..

Seriously...

Preki is kind of a big deal in soccer circles.. He not only was a STAR player, but he is now the head coach of Chivas. So, to top off the fact that my date, Trecia was intoxicatingly charming.. and wowing the soccer elite.. The one picture I am in, with the soccer GOD Preki, I look like a fricken monster.. What is happeining to me? I mean really... His expression says it all.. Like, uh.. take that damn picture will you.. I am afraid she might bite... (sniff sniff.. I AM NOT A MONSTER!)
note: my mo fo patches are on the same side.. because I am a tard.. His are placed correctly.

Damn Chivas

I have gone to pretty much EVERY Quakes game since the 1996 inaugural season.. I have traveled to away games via car plane and bus.. and even was the fan of the month the one and only time they held the competition..

Trecia goes to one mother F'ing game.. And makes more friends and has more fun then I ever have!!! hmph...

Olberman IS A GOD!

Hahaha

AND...

OMFG.. Amazing Nic dream. It was a long ass dream.. but all I can remember about it was I was at a meet and greet at a Jet concert.. and I hugged Nic and he wouldn't let me go.. He took real deep breaths by my ear.. I think he was getting all hot because of my new perfume.. Amber Seduction.
Note to self, wear Amber Seduction at next Jet Show.

On a lighter note...

I nearly peed my pants while I was watching the pre-game warm up. I noticed this lil beaut on the field. I immediately scanned the crowd for Gwynn and the kids, cuz this dude is a dead ringer for Gavin.. I have decided, he shall be my new eye candy. He is an Italian born in South Africa. Isn't that sexy? (and I think the lil monkey was spying me a few times.. He wants a lil Moosey love, too.. can't blame him.. have you seen me?)

referee, Paul Ward.. You suck.

On paper, the Quakes did lose.. But I was there, and in their defense it had more to do with the SHITTY refs, then it did with the other team being better. In soccer, the best ref is one that can have control, but be invisible. The players know where the lines are and don't cross them. Last nights game was a disaster. Bad call after bad call. Trust me, I would be the first to admit when they were playing bad.. but they weren't.. and it just pisses me off when the ref effects the outcome of the game. Two specific issues.. He called a Quakes goal back because our player was supposedly off sides... And then he called a foul on a Quakes player that resulted in a goal for the other team.. I don't know, reading the reviews of the game make me even madder. They claim the solid steel defense of the Quakes has turned to tin foil.. F them.

Right ON!

We all need a lil inspiration about now...

Love Eric

I continue to have this inner struggle about why I find the need to act like a teenage girl. There are quite a few of my friends that have fun with my weird obsessions especially the one with Joe Jonas. I have been referred to as a cougar and now a chicken hawk. Hm. I wonder why I have to grow up. In this f'ed up world we live in, what is wrong with getting a little juicy in my box for a 19 year old? hmph. I would think that is VERY Healthy... and open. No?
Tonight I was finally able to see the finale of a little show called I can't believe I am Still Single on Showtime. AMAZING show. Sad that I will not be able to be with Eric any more.. I got REALLY sad.. SO sad, that I checked out his MYSpace page. And I am delighted to inform you (in my silly little teenage way) we are now friends. I love him and you need to, too.

Absurd (vent fest)

I am not usually surprised by people. I have been on this earth for many years and have learned a thing or two..
Today, a "friend" caught me completely off guard. My mouth, usually filled with laughter, was speechless and wide open.
The details of my friendship with this person are unimportant, really. The person was funny and kinda twisted (but in a god way).. But I think in my head I was giving this person FAR too much credit. FAR.. WAY .. WAY too much credit .. I thought they had a good heart and would stay true till whatever end we all faced. I thought I was done with the petty shit that seemed to be all around me in HIGH SCHOOL. GRR.. I am a woman who deserves a certain level of respect and you know, X-friend of mine.. You were lucky to have the opportunity to have been in the inner circle. The space won't be hard to fill.. you mostly filled it with hot air and what I now see as rude ass fake-ness.
I bid adieu to the friend I knew and loved. The new "improved" version is someone I don't care to know.

off to kuwait....

Be safe bro.. Love you loads. xoxoxoxox

My sweet girl

Tina Rocks!

For Tree Boo

my lil ham

Yeah, we rock.

Fun day today.
The Quakes tied the Houston Dynamo. (1-1) The Dynamo are supposedly the number 1 team EVER.. My lil Quakes gave them a run for there money. The latest catch phrase with the kewl kids is:

.......Mission Possible. Playoffs..........

If the nose fits...

Free and Fun... But NOT a picnic

Jet In Studio Diary 2

Sorry

But, I haven't had the time (yes, I have been taking SHAMEFUL naps...) or the interest in bloggin about my life recently.. I guess I am in a little bit of a funk.. Sorry, lovers. Please be patient. The mere fact that McCain's new bitch hunts MOOSE.. GRRRR.. that has gotten arise out of me.. and I will be back. True dat

5 points out of 2nd place, bitches!

Playoffs, here we come!!!!

Walnut loves her some moosey

got chills and goose bumps...

OMFG.. Romance IS alive!!!

I didn't EXACTLY lie

I mean.. really, I didn't exactly promise to tell you about my goings on Friday night.. I eventually will, I do promise you that.. Maybe today, later, AFTER COURT!!! but, on Saturday, I was in attendance when the Quakes beat the eastern leading Revolution 4-0 .. and then on Sunday I had to watch the game on the tele.. (HEY! it is in a whole different perspective!!!!)

I will talk to you later..

Love you.

gazoinks kittens!

This very evening I attended a dinner to celebrate some kewl peeps retiring. WELL, bitches. The night was a freaky deaky freak fest... I shall tell you all the details tomorrow.. I must go and nap, now.

THE NERVE

Updated list of 5 ** effective 08/26/08

Nic Cester

Benji Bratt

David Beckham

James Mcalvoy

Christian Bale