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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

What are you laughing at exactly?

OK, so at lunch I went to Walmart. I have seen that special about how Wal Mart is an evil empire and the whole place is pulling down the American way of life, but in all honesty they have kick ass prices. I needed a coffee maker because the one that we have is very tempermental.. emphasis on the "mental" .. I never realized that the world was so hustle and bustle on a Wednesday afternoon. It took me f-o-r-e-v-e-r to get through the MO FO line. I mean come on people.. haven't you ever heard about a lunch hour? We have to squeeze a lot in to that hour, don cha know? Maybe its not the best time to do the yearly "stock up on every damn thing"- Wal Mart run.. And I use run as a noun.. certainly not as a verb in this case, because these people DO NOT move!
I guess the day itself started out shitty because I have this routine.
Get up.. Get dressed. Drop pooch off at Ma's .. Get coffee.. go to work..
Everything was splendid up until the Get coffee.. And to be completely honest, without that critical aspect of the morning.. The day is shit. I was happily merging on 880 .. when my day started to fall into suck mode.. The sob's in the "traffic calming" office (what the F????) have decided that there #1 goal is to have freeways running smoothly.. At any cost.. I guess if the traffic copters see cars moving on the freeway, no complaints.. well, the copters obviously don't see that the damn stop lights to get on the freeway are backed up for.. literally..miles!
It took me like 1/2 an hour to get on the damn freeway.. it was a city block in distance.. and the damn light held me captive.. AGH.. down with the calming of traffic.. Let traffic rage!!! LONG LIVE WILD TRAFFIC!!! this 1/2 hour of imprisonment ate up the critical starbucks time.. and I went to work with NOTHING.. woe is me .. :(

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