I use to think my head was of average size. Every member of my family has generally the same size head, so I really had no way to judge its enormity. When the idea that my head was a wee bit larger then the average Joe was brought to my attention, I thought long and hard and decided it meant I had a massive brain.. I was, in essence, a freak of nature! My brain was far bigger then the mere mortals that I was forced to mingle with every damn day.. It was quite simply jam packed with smarts!
This leads to the day when my dream world came crashing down around me! A few weeks ago, I was overjoyed to learn that I would be in the background of an actual Quakes game action photo. The photo would appear in the local paper for all my homegirls to see.. (Being a season ticket holder does have its privileges, you know... !! ) My excitement turned to horror when I realized that my heads gynormousness took the attention off the game and focused it square on my 24 inch noggin!
Woe is me.
Mental Note: I must take solace in knowing I am smarter then every other MO FO out there!
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