Ice cream is good. This man, the Shwanny man.. brings it to me.. Delivers it to me.. It is amazing.. I mean it is carb friendly ice cream... and the best part it tastes like it is chalk full of carbs.. De-damn-liscious ice cream.. and the shwanny man is a cutey patootey.. even if he scams me on the price of the ice cream.. one week its $4- .. and the next its $6. I think he is trying to get me hooked.. and then when I HAVE to have it, he raises the price. He is a modern day drug dealer.. He deals Butter Pecan.. That sounds kinda stoop. It should have a cool name.. I am hyped up on the Buttcan... Hmmm.
I think I might need to schedule one of those A&E interventions.. Hi, I am Meghan and I am hyped up on the Buttcan.. hmm.. Speaking of being messed up.. doesn't my head look HUGE? I mean he is a petite lil flower and all, but I look like, er .. a.. dare I say MOOSE? (heavy sigh) I think I am destined to remain a moose forever.. even if they sucked 3.5 pepsi jugs out of each thigh...woe is me.. the cross I bear.
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