I say this with a heavy heart.. I think , my daughter.. Venti Cappuchino Doe-Almeida, is a trollop.
I was laying in bed watching Kathy Griffith's stand up special on Bravo. (she is one funny chick!)
I was seduced by the warmth of the room.. and the softness of the pillows.. I would laugh at one of her jokes.. and then fall into a semi asleep state... I was not completely out.. but my dear Chino thought I was in one of my benedryl induced comas and she decided to make her move..
I need to preface this adminition by saying, I forever blame Pepper for everything bad that happens.. Anything that can be attributed to a Canine- American, is Pepper's fault. How dare anyone even imply that my dear Chino would be even capable of dasterdly deeds!!!
ANYWAYS, I opened my eyes just in time to see Chino, the light of my life, my little pumkin butt ...hop down to the end of the bed.. where Pepper was laying.. and flop her fat little body ..belly up... right in front of Pepper.. Pepper, startled by the activity, woke up to little Chino's cooter right in his face! I had to stop the little harlet in her tracks .. Imagine if I hadn't! What would have happened? AGH!
What is a mother to do?
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