Seriously! What is the point?

All day I had to field the most annoying question imaginable..

"Are you going to watch the Grammy's?"

My standard answer, of course, was what is the point? Music, today.. is ridiculous. I absolutely abhor American Idol.. The mere thought that Kelly Clarkson was nominated.. sickens me. Music has become such a joke. A JOKE! I get so pissed when I want to talk to someone about music and they bring up some country monster or, god forbid, an American Idol "winner". (totally subjective term)

Rather then sit through the "show", which would inevitably irritate me more, I watched my new Net Flix selection. I am a new member of the Flix cult.. and I cannot be happier. I didn't want to subscribe because I thought it was a huge waste of time.. Boy was I wrong. The movie that I saw this fine evening was the End of the Affair .. my darling 3rd husband .. Mr Ralph Fiennes..plays the lead charectar (note to new readers, I am currently on hubby #1) The movie had an exceptional story,.. And Ralph Fiennes has got to be the kickenest piece of male meat out there. His eyes scream romance.. and his smoking lil bod could (and should) rock my world.. I only have one issue. I have noticed in ALL the films I have seen him in..(The English Patient, Maid in Manhattan, The Constant Gardner, Spider, Red Dragon..) his hands are freaky.. the thought of his delicate, manicured fingers touching my bod, kinda creeps me out..his fingernails are HUGE.. (ew)I am trying to determine if this is something I can overlook..There is something to be said for a pair of nice.. thick .. Man hands.. I have this sinking feeling that I will be Seinfelesque and obsess over the hands.. Damn.. look at his face though (see photo above) .. the hands are a distant memory ..and did I mention? they showed his ass in the end of the affair.. I want to take a big juicy bite!!! Its all meaty and tasy and DEEE-licious!
OK.. I have totally lost my train of thought.. where was I? Where is that pesky neutrogena dermabrasian thing... (wink, wink.. nudge, nudge)