Call me Paris. Ms Frenchie if your NASTY!

Why are all curse words considered French? Are the French just naturally bad? I ask this, because I wanted to start this post off with.. Pardon my French, but this weekend was shitty... and then I got to thinking, as I often do, about the whole idea about pardoning my French.. I only know 2 or 3 words.. (and 1 hot phrase ...vous le vous couche avec mois sei soi) and one of them isn't shit.. so, rather then expound on my shitty weekend, I went on a search and a journey..to increase my French vocabulary.. I want to know how to say shit in French, so when I say it.. I can honestly ask you to pardon my French.. How chic of me! hmm.. I will be back shortly with my findings...