I couldn't make this crap up!

So, as you may remember.. I had a bit of a romance brewing at Starbucks. (as much of a romance as a married ol' lady can have) Almost every morning, I would exchange a smile with this fetching young fellow as I splenda'd my Americano.. and he creamed his house blend. Because I was away from work for so long, the romance chilled out.. I hadn't seen "house blend" for sometime...

All that changed this morning..I was sitting at the light on Trimble... All of a sudden, I noticed that my darling "house brew" was directly behind me in his Mazda Convertible.. I got a little excited.. and felt a little tingley.. Days usually turn out pretty cool after our "encouters".. I patiently waited for the light to change, so I could flip a bitch and high tail it into the Bucks .. It took an eternity, but as soon as I made it to the lot, I hopped out of the car and didn't even look his way..When it was my turn, I happily ordered my Americano.. and stepped to the side to await my beverage .. After a few moments, I coyly scanned the crowd .. and couldn't find him.. Where could he be? hiding behind the display.. that little devil!!! Just then, someone came right in my line of vision.. For some reason, I looked them square in the face.. to my horror.. My dude.. MY "house brew" looked like a lady! I admit I threw up a little... and felt a little woosy! I was able to regain my composure.. and I shuffled out of there as soon as my name was called.. "House brew" apparently spent the month or so we were apart getting reassignment surgery!!!there he (she) was.. in a skirt.. sandals with his big ass man feet hanging out the back..his big hairy toes had a french manicure.. a MO FO butterfly clip in his once sexy tausled hair.. AND a kerchief strategically tied over his Adams apple.. ugh ..

Mental note: If I see "house brew" again, ask where he got the killer pedi on monster feet