happy-happy, joy-joy!

As you probably know, the mini Jet tour before the record drops does NOT include a No Cal Show. (BOO) so, I did a little thinking about going down south for one of the ones there. I am sure that they will eventually come up here, so it really isn't necessary for me to go to all the trouble.. But I started thinking about Kurt Cobain. and if I had just gone to the Nirvana concert.. rather then thinking they would come around again.

SO, On Sunday I went on line and saw on a message board that they were having a presale. I get totally obsessive .. (no really) and I freak out. I start thinking that I need to get in on this presale. If I am able to get a ticket to the show, God must want me to go. So, I troll around.. find the password.. and buy a ticket. I am elated.. SO..SO excited. I have booked my hotel (cuz I promised my mother I wouldnt drive straight home.. or sleep in some rest stop alone) .. and got the days off.. and I am genuinely excited. I was in a totally bummed out mood lately.. and now things are getting good.

Just like old times!

So, I finally am awake after last weekend.
What, You ask.. was I doing..? WELL.

My dear Earthquakes were ripped from this fab city and transported to Houston. The only way I could catch a game was to drive to Carson and watch them play either the Galaxy (BOO) or Chivas (BOO, but not as bad!!) ...

So, me and mom , packed up the Element and headed down to the glorious city of Carson.. hmph. We left at 10:30am .. went to the game .. and then headed right back.. we was on the rode ALL DAMN DAY!

Here are a few revelations and stuff that happened...

• In the city of Grapevine, a pesky hill-billy fly got into the car.. He buzzed around for a good 4 hours. He finally got out in Carson. I feel just terrible! I mean here was this sweet lil fly who probably came from a good little fly family.. raised right and everything.. And we released him into the big city.. He is probably going to become some wild spanish fly.. and join a gang or something.
• My dear mother, GOD LOVE HER, can have the most annoying tone. She was designated the first mate on our little voyage and had map duty.. WELL, she droned out directions like a disgruntled bingo mistress.. "Take I-405 " " THEN Take I-105" .. I swear 1/2 way through the trip I screamed out BINGO!
• I am almost positive that I saw Johnny Carson in an El Camino.. on the Santa Monica Freeway. Mom said he was dead.. and then I thought, wow.. this is exciting if it was him!
• When we was in the parking lot trying to find a spot, I spied a sweet place right next to a fetching young fellow. I decided to back into the place to make it easier when we left. I opened the door and began backing up.. The sweet fellow said.. "5.......4........3.......2........1" He guided me in! I looked up at him.. and it was none other then Mr Eric Wynalda!!! (Soccer super star) I giggled and said, "thanks Mr Wynalda..tee-hee"
• The game technically ended in a tie .. but the score on the board was 3 Chivas- 2 Dynamo. The ref didn't call a blatant penalty kick that cleared the benches in the final seconds. I later watched the recap and Mr Wynalda said it was a travesty!!
• Driving on I-5 (bingo!) at 2am.. is like a video game. It is SO dark it seems like the car isn't moving and you are sitting in the same spot for hours and hours. We ended up taking an hour break at one of the George Michael Rest Stops. We weren't propositioned or anything, I might be a little offended!!

PISD OFF

Dear Nic, Cam, Chris and the other guy whos name I cannot remember,

Hi, Its me.. that crazy fan of yours.. How come your mini tour prior to the new record dropping does not include NO CAL. I am more then a little irritated!!!! I am sitting here planning a road trip to see you.. I am such a loser, I would have to go alone.. WHT CAN'T YOU COME HERE!!!!! YOU CANNOT HAVE THE PARTY WITHOUT ME!!!!!!

Much love, Peace OUT.
ME

The Promised Land!

shew!

I was terribly worried this past week.. My darlin Mo Mo fell off the step in the back yard and I was sure that he busted up his shoulder..I was just about to sell a kidney to get him a new one....when all of a sudden, he seemed to be ok.. thank goodness he is almost all mended.. (well 98% mended)hmph.
Oh, yeah.. When I took him to the ol' vet.. she pointed out 2 more teefers that needed to be extracted... Is this HO going to Europe on my dime, or something??? UGH

The cousins have a play date

check it out!

http://www.mtv2.com/#videoPremiere/1538508/

tap...tap...tap...

When will the tour dates be posted.. !!!

Monday night's are good again!

I found a really kewl show.. Gene Simmons Family Jewels.. Its very Osbourney.. but its better.. the family seems a whole lot nicer and down to earth .. And it doesn't hurt that the son is way hot,either.
There was a scene where Gene was giving advice to his son, Nick, who is an aspiring rock star..
He showed him a picture of a tour bus.. and joked how in a few weeks it would smell like his ass.. Then he showed him a picture of a girl outside the tour bus.. and he said, "son.. this is a groupie.. run as far as you can from these girls." hmph. I got all freaked out.. When if people think I a groupie.. or worse a stalker of Jet (Nic Cester) I mean I can totally see where people might get the wrong idea. I totally don't want Jet to freak about me.. btu I am sorta freaky.. I just have this totally obsessive compulsive personality.. But I am completely harmless.. The worse thing that could happen to you, Nic.. would be to have my tongue in your mouth.. but that would be way hot.. PROMISE!
P.S. .. I am totally kicking myself.. because we had a Gene Simmons KISS doll back when I was a kid.. but it scared me and I think we cut the tongue out.. we would be like gazillionaires if we kept it.. Mental note.. find Spice Girl Dolls.

The obsession begins... again.

She's a loaded gunIn my shaking handsAm I in hell, or the promised land, yeah(Whats your name)So I tell you my name when I'm on your skin(You can be)You can be the queen, and I'll be the king(I'll get born)Now I'm gonna echo but never again, not for anyone, anyoneShe saidShow me yours, (Show you what I got yeah)I'll show you mine (Will you tell me what you need)Show me yours, (So put your money where your mouth is)I'll show you mine (Scream...)And the beat goes onShe knows nothin' is wrongShe goes down, like a setting sun, ow(Whats your name)If I tell you my name you gotta let me in(You can be)You can be the sinner, I'll be the sin(I will take)I'll take what I want, and it's easy to see, I got everything, everythingShe saidShow me yours, (Show you what I got yeah)I'll show you mine (Will you tell me what you need)Show me yours, (So put your money where your mouth is)I'll show you mine (Scream...)Come on[Break/Solo]Show me yours, (Show you what I got yeah)I'll show you mine (When you tell me what you need)Show me yours, (So put your money where your mouth is)I'll show you mine....(Watch out, watch out...)Any face, (Yeah yeah yeah...), anytime

I am the sin.. and he is the sinner? I am totally ok with that!

new JET single..

My rambling ways .. They are charming, really!

Think back, dear reader, to a story I told you a bit ago.. When my dear sweet baby girl, Cappuchino, ate my mother's teeth.....
A quick recap for the new comers.. My Ma fell asleep after eating a particularly satisfying lunch.. and neglected to put her bridge in its protective container.. (She takes her teefers out to sleep)
She just happen to fall into a deep sleep with her pesky teefers in the palm of her hand. As she fell deeper into sleep, her grasp on them loosened.. and they fell to the floor.. Little Chino, thinking she hit the mother load, snatched them and went to town.. CHOMP...CHOMP...CHOMP...
Unfortunately, there wasn't much left and my mom was forced to go to the infamous Dr Lee to get replacements. Dr Lee gave her some magnificent chompers that were, well magnificent.

With this story in mind, I will tell you what happened tonight.
I happen to drop by some things at me ma's house and she came down to the car to retrieve them. I am so lazy, I hate to get out of my car once I am in, so I make her come down to me.. (no comments will be approved on what a LAZY ass I have, so don't bother leaving them!!!)
So, as I was waiting for her.. I noticed a little service man working on something or other in the room by the elevator .. When my mother FINALLY got down.. she saw him and commented that he was the elevator repairman..
This guy was smokin HOT .. I mean Nic Cester-y and everything!!! My mom says she thinks she should talk to him because she knows what is wrong with the elevator (huh? is that like an elective class in nursing school??.. elevator 101) I beg her... please don't .. I keep her talking until he leaves and then I let her go.. Just as I am passing his truck, I realize he is on his way back to the elevator .. and sure to meet my mom.. HMPH!
As I am driving, my phone rings and my ma tells me that her hunch about the elevator was wrong .. and perhaps he didn't know what he was talking about.. HMPH. I suddenly flashed back to our conversation prior to me leaving.. It was odd in that she was talking without moving her top MAGNIFICENT teeth.. When I asked her what was up, she said she was waiting for the glue to dry.. I quickly asked her if she talked to the elevator hottie with ther weird tongue action.. She laughed and said WHY YES.. I SOUND LIKE I AM A HOITY TOITTY FROM CONNETICUT.. LIKE A LONG LOST KENNEDY.. UGH! um, mom.. no.. The freak from Mask is more like it.. Love you MOM!!! Mad props to the HOT ASS BEYOTCH from metro elevators.. I gotta get me one of them installed in my ghetto pad!!!

Dreamy sequence part 2... I could so have an ass like that !

Nic and I spending Quality time together.. at the pool in Barbados..

I am being tortured!

Nic after our SPICEY night together..



I am receiving Daily emails about the new Jet album ..

It seems to only remind me just HOW FAR WE ARE FROM 10-03-06 ..
The actual release date..

There is one upside to all this hype ... I have JET on the brain..

When my nightly dose of benedryl lulls me into unconsciousness, I am visited by the scantilly clad..

ever so delicious .. Nic Cester.. MMMMM..
Hey, its almost 8.. I am feeling a lil tired.. (yawn) Off to beddie-by!