My rambling ways .. They are charming, really!

Think back, dear reader, to a story I told you a bit ago.. When my dear sweet baby girl, Cappuchino, ate my mother's teeth.....
A quick recap for the new comers.. My Ma fell asleep after eating a particularly satisfying lunch.. and neglected to put her bridge in its protective container.. (She takes her teefers out to sleep)
She just happen to fall into a deep sleep with her pesky teefers in the palm of her hand. As she fell deeper into sleep, her grasp on them loosened.. and they fell to the floor.. Little Chino, thinking she hit the mother load, snatched them and went to town.. CHOMP...CHOMP...CHOMP...
Unfortunately, there wasn't much left and my mom was forced to go to the infamous Dr Lee to get replacements. Dr Lee gave her some magnificent chompers that were, well magnificent.

With this story in mind, I will tell you what happened tonight.
I happen to drop by some things at me ma's house and she came down to the car to retrieve them. I am so lazy, I hate to get out of my car once I am in, so I make her come down to me.. (no comments will be approved on what a LAZY ass I have, so don't bother leaving them!!!)
So, as I was waiting for her.. I noticed a little service man working on something or other in the room by the elevator .. When my mother FINALLY got down.. she saw him and commented that he was the elevator repairman..
This guy was smokin HOT .. I mean Nic Cester-y and everything!!! My mom says she thinks she should talk to him because she knows what is wrong with the elevator (huh? is that like an elective class in nursing school??.. elevator 101) I beg her... please don't .. I keep her talking until he leaves and then I let her go.. Just as I am passing his truck, I realize he is on his way back to the elevator .. and sure to meet my mom.. HMPH!
As I am driving, my phone rings and my ma tells me that her hunch about the elevator was wrong .. and perhaps he didn't know what he was talking about.. HMPH. I suddenly flashed back to our conversation prior to me leaving.. It was odd in that she was talking without moving her top MAGNIFICENT teeth.. When I asked her what was up, she said she was waiting for the glue to dry.. I quickly asked her if she talked to the elevator hottie with ther weird tongue action.. She laughed and said WHY YES.. I SOUND LIKE I AM A HOITY TOITTY FROM CONNETICUT.. LIKE A LONG LOST KENNEDY.. UGH! um, mom.. no.. The freak from Mask is more like it.. Love you MOM!!! Mad props to the HOT ASS BEYOTCH from metro elevators.. I gotta get me one of them installed in my ghetto pad!!!