It all started a week or so ago, when I got a hot pair of JLO looking earrings .. They were having a jewelry sale at work.. and I wanted to take my hotness rating up a few notches.... so I purchased some flashy silver hoops. I wore them today to work and all hell broke loose!! That crazy beyotch, pictured above, has always had the hots for me. I mean she is a "preachers wife".. but those are the kinkiest HO'S out there. I happened to be taking my break next to her.. and along with 2 of her friends..she JUMPED ME. They threw me to the ground and started yanking off my drawers! I was mortified! My pants tore and split clean up my kootch area.. Thankfully the burntnes from the last incident cleared up..But how dare they.. I mean I get paid for such touchy feely type shit.. Hell, at least dinner and a movie?
Earlier in the day, Bren got particularly irritated with me after I sneezed pretty loud and she LOST IT! She ran over to my desk, with packing tape in hand.. and began to TAPE UP MY HEAD! I instictually placed my hands over my face to protect my money maker.. She went around and around and around.. I was a MUMMY. The worst part about it is I could hear chuckles from EVEYONE in my office.. and I swear I think a few flashes went off!!
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