Day 3.. The drama continues

OK.. who knew.. the camera in the bra did not work at the Kimmel show. You had to walk through a metal detector and then get wanded by this big burly dude.. with an attitude.. Assuming they would find it anyway, I gave it up before I was humiliated.. Had to check it in.. hmph. I still had to get wanded.. because the zippers on my contraption set off the alarm.. I had to explain to Julio what I was wearing.. then I had to undo my jacket.. because my HUGE underwire bra was setting off the alarm.. I was nervous I would have to leave the jacket off for the show.. because as you know, dear reader, I only iron the part of the shirt that shows when the jacket is on.. hmph.. ANYWAYS.. the show was kind of weird.. it started at 8p .. so it would be live for New York.. I was dead center, right behind this smelly teenage boy.. OH.. OH.. Apparently CLUB wear is black, unwashed clothes.. most the people there STUNK.. and I must tell you about the pimp that I met.. He was at last nights shoew.. and then I ran into him again tonight.. I did one of those retarded head bobs that I cant really do.. but, I will talk at you later on this one.. ANYways, I was dead center.. and I am pretty sure you will be able to see me on the television.. I am nervous I will look stupid, like when I was on The Price is Right..but Nic WAS looking right at me.. I mean what were his choices, really.. smelly teenage boys.. or HOt lil me??? NIC is hot.. but I am getting a little JET overload.. Off to bed... cheerio.