It all seemed a bit too easy

(fyi.. Not my x-ray.. Just displayed for emphasis)

I went into the dentist today for my cleaning. I got some X-rays taken.. then the hygenist yelled at me for not flossing.. then she scraped all the goo off my teeth and then shined em up for me. As i was getting up to leave, she told me to hang tight so my dentist, Dr Lee, could take a gander at my X-rays and make sure she didn't miss anything. I was completely confident with her abilities and was so excited to get out of the office with my bank account in tact..

Dr Lee strolled into the office, and distracted me with small talk.. and then WHAM! pointed at my X-Ray and said, "hmmm what is that??" Leave it to him to find something wrong with me!!! Lisa warned me to keep my purse close at my visit to this well known snake oil salesman..

Are the tickets to Europe more pricey this year? Have I not funded enough of this man's jaunts across the earth.. ??? woe is me AND my YUCK MOUTH!