Shut UP!

I am trying to be proactive and not reactive to "issues" that come up in my life.. You know, rather then deal with a problem, try and get the issue resolved before it becomes a problem..
Anyways, I took my Element to the dealership for my BOYFRIEND Paul (Don't tell Lori) to give it a FULL check up.
I Pulled in to the service area .. yanked out my SIRIUS radio (hello, I cannot live a day without SIRIUS!) ANYWAYS... .. I gave the keys to Paul. As soon as he was done checking me out..er.. I mean IN.... he walked me over to the Loaner desk and set me up with a sweet car. The girl behind the counter had a thick accent .. and I began to wonder where she originated from... About 2 minutes later, I couldn't take the suspense anymore.. and I broke .. I asked her where she was from.. She replied..
"I huv a Rusheen Aksent, but I um frum Kazakhstan.."

Wait, what??

My face lit up.. and I said.. NO WAY! How exciting.. I immediately asked what she thought of Borat.. She said she thought he was very funny but that her country wasn't like the movie..
The only scenes that were accurate were the ones where Borat was in his home town.. She said the towns really looked like that ... She said that there really weren't any JEWS in her country.. but she loved them ..LOVED her some Jews.. And the cows don't REALLY hang out in the living room.. they are mostly restricted to the kitchen. hmmmmmmmm. Oh well, I still totally LOVED her !!!

By the way, the car is a 2007 Toyota Camry.. It has 100 miles on it.. I HATE IT.. I love the vault ceilings in my element.. I hit my mo fo head twice .. hmph. HATE TOYOTA!