This is what started it all....

note Nic's crazy eye.. Just like mine.. !!

My response to the Editor of the RAG that printed this..

Dear Mr. Pasetsky,

I must tell you that your obvious inability to properly report on gossip troubles me. Normally, the subjects of your "stories" are the same lame actors week in and week out. I don't care about them and I wouldn't waste my time defending them. However, when you dragged the incredibly intoxicating lead singer of Jet, Mr Nic Cester, into your torrid tale, I decided I must stand up and be heard!

Please note the following:

• Nic gets drunk, as rock stars do, and has been known to make out with ANYBODY!
• Nic has nothing in common with the repulsive, untalented hag Chris Robinson
• Kate Hudson in a whore

Thank you kindly,

MDA

I will let you know when I receive a response.