I think I am going to sport a Pony-hawk

I pride myself on being one of the few people in the world who can honestly say they have never-ever watched American Idol.


Sadly, I cannot claim that dubious distinction anymore. This very night, I was seduced into watching the show by the very influential icon, Howard Stern.

See, it all started with the daily rantings of Eric the midget (see photo)
He is a "whack packer" on the Howard Stern show. He is a crazy little person who believes that he is somewhat of an American Idol expert. He is known for his obsession Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, and Katharine McPhee.

In an attempt to piss Eric off, Howard asked his listeners to vote for Sanjaya.. Apparently, he is this Indian fellow who has only remained on the show because Howard believes that when people call to place their votes, the calls are forwarded to India... and the operators are fixing the results. (Hello, Miss Meghan. My name is Chad) Anyways, I called my nephew and asked him to get me the phone number to vote for the Indian fellow. He said No. He INSISTED that I watch. He said it would be irresponsible to place a vote and not watch the show... HMPH.. I just want the damn number!!!

Ugh.. anyways, I turned on the "show" just in time to catch Gwynn Stefani ending some clip she taped on how to sing her stupid songs ..(sell out!) and then Sanjaya stepped on to the stage. Um, AHHHH ?? HUH? PONYHAWK? What the hell was that??

I couldn't get through the whole song! I wanted to literally stab the sharpest pencil in to my poor defenseless ear drum.. I love Howard Stern and all, but there are limits!!

My nephew finally gave me the number and I called like 50 times.. I hope he wins. Down with IDOL!