MIL continues to be beyotch

Forget Al Gore..

Apparently, with the help of the Spanish news channel, Mother Alves has decided that she knows the cause of global warming.

ME

She claims that because I flush the toilet too often, and I insist on washing my clothes, the world's water supply is dangerously low. She explained to me the right way to do things.. Such as collecting rainwater and reusing paper towels.. Seriously, does anyone know how to say BACK OFF in Portuguese? I was making an attempt to be friendly with the hag.. but she believes that she is all knowing and if you don't abide by her rules, you are stupid. I want to punch her in the face .. but the thought of group peeing.. and being deloused is totally keeping me from going karate kid on her ass..