Tour diaries: 04/23

Oh, Anaheim. It started here in October ...It seems only fitting that the first night of this leg of the tour starts here, too.

I flew into Anaheim on Monday morning.. and spent most of the day getting purdy for the show later on in the evening.

I got to the show early and weasled my way into the line that gets to go in early. Don't ask me how, I plan on using this secret the next time around.. Anyways, while I was in line, I met these nice boys.. Matt and Frank.. I figured they wanted to jump in front of me in line .. but I didn't mind because I was bored and needed someone to talk to... It became increasingly clear that Frank had alterior motives in mind (like jumping me instead of the line).. He actually asked me if I wanted to "hook up" .. ?!?!

I have been out of the dating scene for SOOO long.. I really had no idea what he meant. I mean I have heard it referred to on the HILLS and on Maui Fever.. But I never really knew what they meant.. (really) As soon as it became clear, I mentioned again the whole thing about me being married and I made it clear the only person I would be jumping was Nic.. We all went in and we got a sweet spot right by where Cam would be standing...

He was buying me drinks.. and that was nice... BUT MISTAKE #1 .. I got a COSMO! strong ass cosmo from HOB.. got a GOOD buzz going and really enjoyed the opening act...(The Virgins)

As the intermission started, Frank kept bothering me, so at one point, I turned to this complete stranger and mouthed HELP ME.. He realized I was being molested .. Enter Alex. Well, Alex and his girlfriend Michelle. Alex whispered something to Michelle, which I assume was, we got to help this girl out.. So, they started talking to me॥ and we became like INSTANT best friends.. When Jet came on .. we ROCKED the place.. and this little war started between Alex and Michelle AND Frank.. They were fighting over me!!! Haa .. if they only knew I was there for Nic and Jet.. No drama!!! So, the show ended and I was awalking out, when Alex and Michelle asked me to come home with them.. for a real good time.. HUH? Michelle grabbed me and literally jammed her tongue down my throat.. Alex rubbed my arm, and said, come on.. HUH? wait? what? Then I stammered toward the door.. and Said NO.. As I was out the door, there was Frank.. "lets hook up"... DISNEY IS NOT THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH... I walked briskly back to my hotel,। which was a block away.. and luckily ducked away from Frank. I stopped at the cafe and got a sandwich and this other dude wanted to know if I would hang out with him and his buddies at a local bar.. DId I look like a hooker.. or was I glowing with the Jet love?? Hmph.. I went back to my room alone.. buzzing.. and excitd about the next day.. my birthday.. Jet in San Fran.. My home turf.



"Michelle" canoodling with MY MAN..