Thank God almighty, free at last!

the worst possible outcome.....

rest in peace...

OK, this is ridiculous. I believe that the LA county prosecutor got wind of my plan to start an Amnesty march for Paris... He must have a connection at the tshirt printing place.. He probably thought there was no way I could fit in an extra-small.. He didn't know how devoted I am to that HOT bitch.. Come on everybody.. how about a rousing rendition of "we shall overcome??"

Pics from sissy's HI jaunt..

I luff him .. something terrible

aforementioned hillbillies with a.......Good idea gone bad.

In theory, I think it is a good idea. This little contraption allows toddlers to have a bit of freedom.. and independance, but you can keep control... That is unless you are PWT.. and see this as a leash.

Case in point, I was at SFO waiting for my sister at the airport, when 2 PWT "ladies" came to the gate. I assume they were waiting for Pa, or baby daddy.. but that isn't important. They came along with a little baby.. no more then 2, walking behind. I initially thought it was clever.

But then things went horribly wrong. I don't have kids, but know enough not to antagonize babies .. You could tell the boy was bored and getting ancy.. Rather then address him on a level he could understand.. they yelled athim .. and told him to behave... His mood went from happy to incredibly upset in a blink of an eye. It was obvious to me that this happened because the evil ladies were ticked off and not tending to the baby....
All of a sudden, the boy dropped to the ground.. he was done.. he had hit his little limit.. these ladies started DRAGGING this baby as he screamed. He wasn't happy. It was late.. and these women were obviously annoyed. I wanted to go over and hold the poor boy. I said to the person next to me, "that poor baby".. my neighbor assumed the baby had ADD or something.. HUH? What do you do? When do you step in? I am not a fan of the hillbilly leash anymore..

FYI, when she first arrived, I asked them where they got the thing.. they replied.. "waaaaalmart" .. I wasn't surprised. Some people should NOT breed.

HIllbillies.. in the City!!!!!!

I happen to be at SFO this weekend.. picking up my dear sister and her family from a Hawaiian getaway, when I came face to face with honest to goodness HILLBILLIES.. Who knew they even existed anymore? I have a bit of a headache now, So.. I will tell you the story in a bit.. but stay tuned.

My mother in Law.. aka MIL.. Is a total bitch..
Today, when I walked in the door from a LONG day at work, the bitch came over and decided it was shit on Meghan day. Basically, she said that Victor was wrong in marrying me .. he should kick me out and divorce me.. hmph
I think this beyotch assumes age earns respect.. UM, NO. I decided rather quickly, this bitch was going down. She said That I didn't understand that when you get married, you lose your life, and become a servant of the man.. HUH? seriously, this bitch is insane. She said I dont cook or clean or take care of Victor. I told her that my life was not about taking care of anyone but myself. And why should I cook and clean, that was what she was for. And besides, the bitch was divorced.. Victor's dad was sick of her shit..

I am so beyond pissed. I called Victor who told me to not listen to her crazy rantings..

I am so pissed.. so pissed..

Yes, as a matter I fact I did !!!

So, When ever I get really amped up, I tend to write.. Usually letters to the people that are responsible for the amping.. Here is the latest ....

Dear Paris,

Driving under the influence is nothing to joke about. It is a serious issue that you need to deal with. With that said, I want to say how sorry I am that you have been treated so poorly. The judge and the sherriff in your case are having a cock off.. and you are the pawn. Please know that you are in my thoughts and prayers.

Stay strong.

Me

As if you needed ANOTHER reason to love Jet....

Petition signed by Nic Cester, Mark Wilson & Cam Muncey

Here is the deal..

Over the years, it seems that the government (judicial) has wanted to make it very clear that they are color blind. They don't see race when it comes to determining guilt or innocense and figuring out punishment. How come then the OJ and the Michael Jackson cases were judged with kid gloves and a young WHITE girl was thrown in the slammer for a DUI. Now, I of all people, know the seriousness of this crime. But OJ committed MURDER and Michael touched many a boy.. (bad touch, bad touch) where is the justice? They are trying so hard to be "equal" that they are missing the boat. I need to stand up for my people. Where are the throngs of people (like in the OJ case and the MJ case) citing the racism?
Paris is a dumb girl. She does not deserve to be in jail. Are we safer? NO. Put her on the highway collecting garbage or something. HMPH. This could really F her up.

Free Paris..

A Man that would NOT get kicked outta my bed.. ever!

Who knows when Jet will come around again..(heavy sigh)

I was only on "the road" for a week and I was near death.. I can't imagine month after month.. But this is their Job!! The job they do SO well.. (sigh)

Dear Jet boys..Please take a break and come back soon..

In the mean time, I need to advise Mr Nic Cester that it is completely irresponsibe to make pictures, like the one above, available for me to see. I seriously got a wee bit moist in the va~ gi~gi..

Nic has been naughty and needs a good spankin!

I love Nic something terrible....

Me bro...

I LOVE the boys in uniform.. LOVE them.. But I am wondering when Bush will get it through his head that not 1 soldier's life is worth all this.. My bro might be heading to the Middle East soon..SO, prayers, people! ike you have never prayed before,, that he stays safe and comes home in 1 piece ....the way he arrived.

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Cut me some slack!

Jeesh.. OK alright already.. I shouldn't have made such a BIG announcement about the possible discovery of a new STD.. It seems many of my friends are literally on pins and needles waiting for all the details of my latest medical find. I actually feel kind of tardish now, because what it is, to put it bluntly, is kind of stupid. (I know you are saying, "YOU, stupid? Not possible!!) Lets see what you think after the story...

So, as many of you know, I am forced to drive a far distance each day to work. I dare say I am a real honest to goodness commuter.. I go from the Silicon vallley to neighboring San Ramon Valley.. This journey involves traveling through a mountain range.. Day after day, I start to "see" things that only are visible after the 500th time you stare at the same mountain.. Case in point, the range above.. To me, I see 2 legs, with a hoo haa in the middle and a little belly on top.. (I wll give you a few moments to review picture...Do you see it? Good, lets move on) Over the last couple of months, I tend to look forward to reaching"my" crotch. It is a sign that I am 1/2 way to work and I enjoy seeing the funny little mountains. The other day, I nearly drove off the highway... I looked at the mountain.. (which I lovingly think is my crotch) And I saw this..

I know you can't see in the photo all that well, but at first there was a stampede of WILD horses running from the cootch .. and then they were grazing!!! This must mean something.. BUT WHAT!

No need to tell me.. I know.. I am lame. But I keep myself entertained, right?

Breaking news!

Have you heard of the dreaded disease "crabs"?? You know, those pesky little crustacean's that are passed around after a night of drunken' fun??? Well, I believe I have discovered the latest epidemic.. Horses in the crotch..

It is early in the day, I will explain later.. and show my photographic evidence!!!



(FYI, I don't have this affliction...)