Jeesh.. OK alright already.. I shouldn't have made such a BIG announcement about the possible discovery of a new STD.. It seems many of my friends are literally on pins and needles waiting for all the details of my latest medical find. I actually feel kind of tardish now, because what it is, to put it bluntly, is kind of stupid. (I know you are saying, "YOU, stupid? Not possible!!) Lets see what you think after the story...
So, as many of you know, I am forced to drive a far distance each day to work. I dare say I am a real honest to goodness commuter.. I go from the Silicon vallley to neighboring San Ramon Valley.. This journey involves traveling through a mountain range.. Day after day, I start to "see" things that only are visible after the 500th time you stare at the same mountain.. Case in point, the range above.. To me, I see 2 legs, with a hoo haa in the middle and a little belly on top.. (I wll give you a few moments to review picture...Do you see it? Good, lets move on) Over the last couple of months, I tend to look forward to reaching"my" crotch. It is a sign that I am 1/2 way to work and I enjoy seeing the funny little mountains. The other day, I nearly drove off the highway... I looked at the mountain.. (which I lovingly think is my crotch) And I saw this..
I know you can't see in the photo all that well, but at first there was a stampede of WILD horses running from the cootch .. and then they were grazing!!! This must mean something.. BUT WHAT!
No need to tell me.. I know.. I am lame. But I keep myself entertained, right?
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