One Degree BABY!

For some reason, MY SPACE has always been tainted. I always seem to catch some news story of a partially nude body found in a ditch. Some poor sweet girl ... lured by a dirty old man ... promises of love if the 12 year old got on a bus to travel cross country.

All she would find is a stack of BARELY LEGAL'S and a huge vat of vaseline..

BUT I DIGRESS....

When Jet started to seriously market their 2nd album, I got wind that they had a JET THE BAND My Space page. I tried to investigate the site, but quickly discovered that the MO FO's who control My Space, make you JOIN to have access to the GOOD stuff. (little buggers).. So, I reluctantly joined. I created a BARE ASS page ..Just enough to get me in the door. I was satisfied with this access for some time.. That is until I saw that NIC had his own page.. I freaked.. (as a 14 year old would.. even though I am NOT 14) and I immediately added pictures.. and just funny lil quirks about me... And then I asked Nic to be my friend..

As you know he accepted and I was delighted.. BLAH BLAH BLAH.. Come to find out it is a FAKE page.. and I professed my love to some moron.. ANYWAYS.. I decided to keep up with my lil page and I started meeting a lot of kewl people who like Jet, too. And to not have my experience on the site be in vain, I started the six degrees of separation game.. I have done my best to get as close to Nic as humanly possible.. (Purely in a penetrator type fashion.. in NO way stalkerish :) )

Let's see...I have a mate of a mate... a cousin.. and my piece DE resistance' .. a younger brother...All are my cyber friends.

Now, just between you and me, the brother is my favorite friend.. BUT in all honesty, I cannot stand the "music" he makes.. and he is technically JAIL BAIT (like 15 or 16) .. BUT that makes me and Nic 1 degree separated, right? I mean the only thing better would like to be right on top of the man.. WHICH I would be SO into!