Vid review by meggers

Bring it on Back

Love the video.. A few things I would like to comment on:

• Nic stalks good
• When I first saw this video, I literally gasped when he opened the door..
• When Nic and I kissed he did NOT open his mouth :(
• Nic is super sexy on the bed
• I would totally let him play with my hair
• I would love to have a pillow fight with him
• No way could I sit indian style with him on a bed and not rub up all over him
  
• He looks way sexy in a car
• when he grabs the girl playing me in the video, its way hot
• Chris opens his mouth a lot when he is drumming..
  

Are you a JET Virgin?

This is the prefect "FIRST TIME" song..

I am too kewl for words.

There is an ultra-fab, way AWESOME web site out there..completely devoted to EVERYTHING Jet:

JetBrasil.com

I have spent hours and hours looking at the pictures.. watching the videos and reading the interviews. They also have this kewl section where bootlegs are available of a few of the LIVE shows.. My IPOD and I are now inseparable!!

Anyways, Today.. as I was scanning the site..

WHAT DID MY EYES SEE?

ME!!!

There, in full color, was my meaty wrist.. showcasing my Shine On tattoo! I couldn't believe it.. I am famous! GO ME! I am so excited! I think Letterman or Leno will be calling to book me soon! I will keep you posted!

I LIT-TER-ROLL-LEE love Chris, too..

Just not with a white hot passion.. like the love I have for Nic. But Chris is WAY cute, too.

Turn in your votes, please!

For the World's finest ass..

And the nominee.. (yes, only one is in the running.. It wouldn't be fair.. I mean look at those thighs!!)

I want to take a bite out of that ass!

If only...

I was that wee pic... (heavy sigh)

burping.. swearing .. and dumping? The mystique' might be OVER ..

I kid, but seriously.. I don't need to know about his F'ing dumping and burping.. ew

hmph

I started having a breakdown.. Having the biggest head in the free world is not a distinction I am proud of.. I got to looking for pictures of me where I am not being orbited..It may surprise you, but I was hard pressed to find one.. Is there any new cosmetic procedures that can help?!?!? Head reduction has got to be a serious problem that many mongo headed people want addressed, right? I shall write Dr 90210.. :(



The evidence.. the horror..

Here is the deal

I am 34.
mid-life if I live to 68.
kinda scary.
I got to get my shit together.
Have to make everything mean something.
you know?

Rare glimpse into meg-ville

I kissed THESE fab lips.. SIGH

I am a TARD. Did you know the second time I met Nic , I was so drunk.. I had a GOOD time at the show and when I stayed around after the show.. I asked the lead singer of BloodCatLove to send Nic out.. AND HE DID. I almost peed my pants..his little head is pressed up so close to mine.. I mean this dude has been my total obsession.. And I wanted to meet him, So, I did. I guess I am a pretty driven person... Well, a driven mental patient. There are several other shots that are stashed way far away into the depths of my computer.. I can't even look at them because I look like such a dork... HAHAHA Is it my imagination, or is my head gynormous? It almost looks like his little head is orbiting my head.. :(

Alanis, THIS is Ironic!

The other day, I was driving to see my baby, Jill..
As I was speeding down the highway ...I came across this lil gem.
In the Caddy was a hipster dufus with a Coach hat cocked to the side.. Mariah Carey sunglasses on.. and the "thump-thump" was coming out of his trunk trunk..
As he sped past me, he shot me a "I AM SO COOL" glance.. HMPH!
Then I noticed something, If you look close, the window decal in his back window, is apparently for his viewing pleasure.. The mo fo put it in backwards.. um, d'oh.
I laughed out loud.. (to you computer geeks, I LOL'd)




THEN, Same day.. Sister and Jill in the back.. and this A Hole cut me off. I found humor again in the fact that as I was reading his bumper sticker about performing random acts of kindness, he flipped me the bird.. and then when I noticed the other sticker about his proud participation in keeping the world green, a HUGE ass cloud of black smoke came out of his pick up.

Am I the only sane person left in the world.. scary thought, eh?

A new feature

I am considering making a special blog just for the people who get on my last nerve...


SPECIAL PREVIEW

List member #1

Cheryl D

I call her river rat.. Apparently her family loads up the pick-up and travels to the rivers edge .. She says they have loads of summer time fun.. (I don't get it either) ANYWAYS.. Today she threw me under the bus at work. I had the perfect opportunity to skate through the day.. But she said I could take on more work.. and I am under utilized .. or something about good multi tasker.. or some stupid shit.. hmph.



List member #2

Dion L

Dion insists that my horrific allergies are all in my head. And he lubes up his entire body several times a day with this body butter that has olive oil in it. I am allergic to 2 things.. DOGS and OLIVE OIL. Because I don't sneeze he thinks I am a drama queen and making it up. The headache and full sinuses are just a figment of my imagination..

(ok.. I know you are wondering about the picture. He and another fellow borrowed my camera to take some shots to help design a new tattoo.. and I guess thats the spot for it. Personally I think there might be something more spicey going on with those two.)

You've come a long way baby!