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I started having a breakdown.. Having the biggest head in the free world is not a distinction I am proud of.. I got to looking for pictures of me where I am not being orbited..It may surprise you, but I was hard pressed to find one.. Is there any new cosmetic procedures that can help?!?!? Head reduction has got to be a serious problem that many mongo headed people want addressed, right? I shall write Dr 90210.. :(



The evidence.. the horror..