Well, I sent Pa the email .. and weeks went by without a reply. I was a little pissed, but found out he was traveling (hmph) and he doesn't check his email on the road..
A week or so ago, I knew he was home because I started to get the annoying CHAIN emails that he insists on forwarding .. They are more often then not crap about how wonderful Bush is.. Now lest you believe Pa is a free wheeling sexual beast, he is referring to the Bush of the ass variety ..not the muff!!! Anyways, as the days went by I became increasingly irritated that my Pa didn't even consider responding to my email.. I got nothing.. I ended up writing the most scathing letter about how sorry I was that I didn't own horses or live on tropical islands like other family members.. and if he just gave me the time of day he might find my company valuable.. Just as I was about to send the email, my computer crashed.. Just as well, I thought.. It was late and I needed to go to sleep. The VERY next day I got an email from Pa.. acknowledging my letter with some stupid quip about winning the lotto or some thing... God must know how close I am to teetering off the edge ..and being completely disowned.. But you know, who cares, F him anyways.
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