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Sunday, January 13, 2008

Being evil....

is not necessarily a bad thing, it is actually kind of charming.. and in my defense, I think I was driven to it. My bitch of a MIL literally watches every move I make. She does this in a lame attempt to find me doing something wrong, so she can report it to Victor. My most recent transgression involved leaving a candle lit when I left the house. The bitch had to come into my house and blow the thing out. Now it wasn't like I left it in the middle of this huge combustible pile of paper or anything, she just was totally put out because she had to stop doing some other pointless activity and blow the thing out. The fact that she watches me irritates the crap out of me. I decided the bitch needed to be taught a lesson. Last Saturday, Victor had to work and I went up to visit Jill... This created the perfect opportunity !!
God love the Glade company the inventor of the flameless candle. I literally peed myself ..laughing.. and thinking of how hard the bitch would try and try to blow the candle out.. I mean I was genuinely excited by the idea I was torturing the old bat.



-here is a small vid of the object of my affection! It looks like a real candle.. It is so fierce!!-


Don't mess with the bull lady, you are bound to get the horns!

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