Ga ZOINKS!

Let me talk to the ladies for a moment...

Hey friend... You know when you are going to the market to get the Pons or the anti-itch cream, you scope out the lanes to see which one is run by a chick. You don't need to be judged when you got the itchies or the lady sickness.. I happened to be at the local Safeway .. when I remembered I had to get the Pons. I like the big rocket shaped ones with the pearl glide insert thingie. Now, ladies, you understand.. Right? the importance of a gentle glide.. I don't want some hottie cashier knowing that I like the gentle glide!! You gots to at least buy me dinner to have that kind of knowledge...
So, I am scanning the lanes, with a BIG OL box of the pons in my hand .. when I spy the back of a lady with a super cute bob hair dooo. I get into the lane and place all my things on the belt.. As I looked up into my cashiers face, I realized.. well, it was a boy. Yes, the boy had lil bee sting boobies, a really pretty shade of red lipstick on.. and a sparkley pair of blue earrings.. BUT IT WAS A MAN... I looked for a name tag.. but it wasn't in site.. (the bitch) I made my little transaction.. and left.. as I was leaving the bag boy caught my eye and gave me a knowing glance.. like he had no clue either.. I am literally perplexed.. Safeway is horribly expensive and I love buying stuff in BULK at the Costco.. but I am drawn to this heshe .. I must find out more.. I mean maybe its Safeway's new marketing idea.. to DRAW people in..

PS.. Find out heshe's name and you win a PRIZE.. Safeway on Hamilton and Meridian.. Love ya BYE!