I am a cougar-rific nut job!

I was so going to tell you all about me being a cougar.

How I can see myself teaching a nice, handsome, young boy how Meggie likes it. And how boys these days are so impressionable and are so into pleasing the hot older bitches that take them under their wings...
I was going to share my latest obsession: Young Sean.
But then, after I downloaded the picture I realized he is a mo fo boy.. I am no better then that crazy Ho of a teacher that went after that Villi Fallow.. Yes Sean in LEGAL.. I won't land my ass in jail if I hook up with him.. But, I was 16 when he was born.. I had become a woman already!!! UGH.. (OK it was just Felix, but still .. he was hot in a Pee Wee Herman kind of way)
What is wrong with me???

Here and now, I am swearing on my pocket rocket AND my beloved purple bunny I will be leaving this young hot Asian boy alone. I will not be corrupting this boy with my monkey love..

You are welcome Lisa.. (Hot Asian boys mother)