Letter sent to Goal keeper coach Jason Batty

Dude.

I am MORE then a little embarrassed for you. I was at the Saturday, May 10th game against Columbus. After the national anthem, and just before the start of the game, the sound crew BLASTED a rather ‘drum-heavy’ rock song. As I was photographing Ronnie O’Brien, you came into view. For a split second I thought I had mistakenly found myself at a Slayer concert!!! (NOOOOOOOO!)

Jason, I have photographic evidence that you RIDICULOUSLY air drummed for what seemed like an eternity. The expression on your face alone was MORTIFYING! I could totally be persuaded to destroy the evidence if an XL Quakes Jacket was sent my way!

Kisses,