BG in haute couture.

She is a big girl, now.

Funny. Ha Ha

Yes, I am ashamed

Yes, I understand that Joe is jail bait....but in my defense, he is a pretty hotlookin BOY!

Meet my new life coaches....

Lesson 1

The answer

Finally. New JET!!!

Vindication.. & mad props to Brekke!

This is for all you bitches who make fun of me for obsessively shadowing Jet .. READ UP!
Its all about balance, baby. Its totally OK that I am a 30 something groupie..
The best part? I can now totally have fun AND I can afford my own bail!!!!

Game: part deux

Sweet lil ME!

When the MLS started, 11 years ago, I was a single, hot lil monkey who loved to swoon over the players. Not in a scary way, I would just enjoy the game and REALLY enjoy the boys that played it. Every season, as the line-ups would change, I would fixate on a new player. I would cheer extra hard for the chosen one. Fast forward to yesterdays game. An entire family seemed to occupy the row just below me. There was a grannie, the grandpa, a daughter, the sons, their wives and their kids. They were LOUD and obnoxious and I got sucked into their drama. WELL. The daughter apparently had a thing for one of the players.. I cannot blame her, the player was Shea Salinas. WAY cute, but WAY out of her league. (See Shea below )
She pulled out of her bag a few pages of a scrap book she was making.. and they were all done up (you know, that freakish scrapbooking thing people do??? Love you Debbie) Way weird... She would call his name.. over and over.. A few times he would look over to her and genuinely seemed mortified..

Here she is (sunglasses on head) after she moved to the first row to try and get him to sign the scrapbook -o-rama she done up... (by the way, That is him running on by...)

The Grandma.. started videotaping everything Shea was doing.. and it was like the whole family was stalking him.. I felt kinda bad for him.. and then I started feeling bad for the chick because she was this clumsy girl who was obviously a little slow.. and then I started feeling bad for myself. Did I look this retarded when I would fixate on a player? Was I this pathetic??? I started to freak a little .....And then all of a sudden, something caught my attention.. Something WHITE and shiny (you know, like a bright light??) It was MEN IN UNIFORM! MY FAVORITE!!!!

Screw that pathetic beyotch, Mommie has some hunting to do!

PS.. Do you think if I said I had some WMD in my drawers they would do a full cavity search?? WHAT????? a girl can hope, can't she?

"POP" I think shes done

As you may know, the San Jose Earthquakes are in the middle of their first "come back" season .. It hasn't really felt like the season was underway, because most of their games so far have been away games. Yesterday was finally a home game and I was beyond excited!!! The only bad thing, was that the kick off was scheduled for 1pm. (no big deal? HA) Don't get me wrong, I did prepare. I went and got SPF 50 sunblock and lathered it on in the car and then I reapplied at 1/2 time.. But because there are fires in NO CAL, and it was kind of overcast, the really nasty rays from the sun hit my poor arms .. and the SPF 50 was no match. I have now been christened lobster girl.. (no way as cute as this bebe) I am a ROCK LOBSTER! HAHAHAHAHA

wait....

did you know the FREE CREDIT REPORT dude was French? How sexy!



Here he is a wee bit slimmer.. but doing an ad for Sirius.. Oui Oui Eric Violette!!

Michelle, was it Cherry?

I may be a lot of things...

but trollop ain't one of them. Per Webster, a trollop is a vulgar or disreputable woman.
um, the word is from the 1600's .. can you at least come into this century?? You must be some freaky, whorish hag of a woMAN .. who loves to bring others down to make yourself seem half way decent. (I am being generous) No more commenting anonymously .. I want the opportunity to rip you a new A Hole, too..

Step up into the light, or shut the F Up...

on a side note, I will allow skank, coquette, flirt, libertine, siren, tempter, temptress, wench..... but under NO circumstances will allow trollop.

Happy Birthday my sweet friend....

WTF????

Mark and Chris cannot be trusted.. They get a little time off and do shitz like this? I mean, Chris sounds hot, but the chick completely ruins it.. It is BAD! She is way hot and people were too mesmerized to tell her she sucks..

worth watching....