Game: part deux

Sweet lil ME!

When the MLS started, 11 years ago, I was a single, hot lil monkey who loved to swoon over the players. Not in a scary way, I would just enjoy the game and REALLY enjoy the boys that played it. Every season, as the line-ups would change, I would fixate on a new player. I would cheer extra hard for the chosen one. Fast forward to yesterdays game. An entire family seemed to occupy the row just below me. There was a grannie, the grandpa, a daughter, the sons, their wives and their kids. They were LOUD and obnoxious and I got sucked into their drama. WELL. The daughter apparently had a thing for one of the players.. I cannot blame her, the player was Shea Salinas. WAY cute, but WAY out of her league. (See Shea below )
She pulled out of her bag a few pages of a scrap book she was making.. and they were all done up (you know, that freakish scrapbooking thing people do??? Love you Debbie) Way weird... She would call his name.. over and over.. A few times he would look over to her and genuinely seemed mortified..

Here she is (sunglasses on head) after she moved to the first row to try and get him to sign the scrapbook -o-rama she done up... (by the way, That is him running on by...)

The Grandma.. started videotaping everything Shea was doing.. and it was like the whole family was stalking him.. I felt kinda bad for him.. and then I started feeling bad for the chick because she was this clumsy girl who was obviously a little slow.. and then I started feeling bad for myself. Did I look this retarded when I would fixate on a player? Was I this pathetic??? I started to freak a little .....And then all of a sudden, something caught my attention.. Something WHITE and shiny (you know, like a bright light??) It was MEN IN UNIFORM! MY FAVORITE!!!!

Screw that pathetic beyotch, Mommie has some hunting to do!

PS.. Do you think if I said I had some WMD in my drawers they would do a full cavity search?? WHAT????? a girl can hope, can't she?