Better then a unibrow, I spose

I decided to bite the bullet and go get my brows tended to by a professional.. I went on Friday with my new best-ey, Trecia. I was tired off all the peeps at work pointing and laughing at my attempts to tame the bush.


My biggest concern was being tagged Uncle Leo..That kinda nickname would be impossible to shake. Come on.. You know the episode.. Uncle Leo's brows get burnt off and Elaine draws them in all wonky. Everyone assumes he is pissed because his brows are arched in a weird way???
"Calm down Uncle Leo"

Sitting here looking at my mug in the mirror, I do look a little goofy... The worst part of the experience was the chick that did them had a whole lot to say... Here is what I remember:

"People think doing brows is easy. "

"Oh, Gawd. you really messed them up.. What were you thinking?"

"You don't need brow tattoo - you hairy girl.."

"Next time you come, they look beautiful. This time, they look OK, but next time they look beautiful."

"I do lip for you no charge" :(

Seriously, what kind of a friend am I?

I am a moron. One of my dearest friends celebrated her birthday and I forgot to wish her the best. Tania, my beautiful friend, I shall make it up to you... PROMISE. xo

Horrified.

I am completely Horrified.

In my head, the animals that I eat come from the chicken patch.. and the beef tree.. and so on. I cannot imagine that a poor animal is brutally being killed for me. I know I am insane.. I know that I am completely delusional and paint pretty pictures to avoid things.. BUT I cannot believe this "woman" chose this back drop for her interview..in the background a poor bird is being SLAUGHTERED and she calmly drinks her coffee.. and laughs.

Sarah Palin is a Horrible excuse for a human being.

I feel naughty....

(gulp) isn't he sexy?

My ultra fab friends in Brazil got Hours and hours of behind the scenes clips of Jet in Studio....... And I watched every MINUTE of it!!!

....................but in my defense, I was in a bad place.. a really bad place. I haven't gotten any love from Jet in so long. When you live and breathe something,.. and then it goes away, you can be devastated. I was devastated. (and don't judge me.. being passionate about something is what life is all about, right?)

And Nic.. Lover, Dean Martin is so hip.. I love you more now then ever!! (and I'll try and get into the red wine, ok?)

Nic?

I miss you.. I love you.. I need to see you soon.
I think you are being a little bit selfish.. I NEED to see you.. I can't take this absence much longer.. You are the SIN I am the sinner.. blah blah blah
Please.. I mean, I am only human,, I need to see you. Please..

Happy 3rd Birthday my darling!

no on H8

Village People 2008 try outs

Seeking construction worker, sailor and indian.
Apply ASAP.

Damn FILF

On Saturday night, my darling niece Jiji, invited me to her preschools lantern parade..

It has something to do with St Martin cutting his cloak for a homeless guy .. To be honest, I really wasn't listening to my brother in laws lengthy explanation.. I had major attention issues!!This FILF had the nerve to be all sexy and alluring at a preschool function! The nerve. Doesn't he realize old married ladies are in heat and the mere glimpse of him gets certain things a'flowin?

OK, Mia's dad, you are beyond hot.. The fact that we all got caught in the rain and your hair got all sleek and sexy.. BRAVO.. Can you ditch the dentist wife and do a little procreating with me? PUHLEASE? or should I say... BITTE!

Pet Parade photos.....

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Barney ain't happy that he's heading back to Crawford!

Can't blame him! The Party is OVA!

That's President Obama, bitch!