On Saturday night, my darling niece Jiji, invited me to her preschools lantern parade..
It has something to do with St Martin cutting his cloak for a homeless guy .. To be honest, I really wasn't listening to my brother in laws lengthy explanation.. I had major attention issues!!This FILF had the nerve to be all sexy and alluring at a preschool function! The nerve. Doesn't he realize old married ladies are in heat and the mere glimpse of him gets certain things a'flowin?
OK, Mia's dad, you are beyond hot.. The fact that we all got caught in the rain and your hair got all sleek and sexy.. BRAVO.. Can you ditch the dentist wife and do a little procreating with me? PUHLEASE? or should I say... BITTE!
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