Setting the record straight

Katy rocked the house. Completely sad that it is over.
I must comment though, on my date, Lisa. Who drank NOTHING.. she seemed to be rocking but at the end of the evening, she said"call me when you get home"implying I was not safe to drive....It was late!!!! I know she thinks I was wasted??!?!?!? BUT Darling, I had like zero food and 1 cocktail and a corona.. I was buzzing pretty good and I do admit I was jumping around a little bit crazy.. but I was not wasted. I was having fun!
I am off work today and I know the stories will be flying.