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Monday, March 02, 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen, START YOUR ENGINES!


The unofficial start to the 2009 MLS season has begun!
On Saturday, my bestey, Tree and I attended the first game of the year. The San Jose Earthquakes hosted a "friendly" with the Colorado Rapids.

I must tell you that ANY time spent with Tree is unforgettable.
With a little help from some liquid courage, Tree was a friggen ROCK STAR.

Here are SOME of the HIGHLIGHTS from the evening:

* Tree insisted that the SF Chronicle sports photographer take her photo. She advised him several times, she was in fact, ready for her close up. He did take a photo and she was right, She is a hot bitch!

* Tree handed the beer vendor a $20 with her ID (I think she was flattered that he thought she was under 30 and wanted to grease his palm a little)

* Tree participated in the stadium cheer ..."EARTH".... ...."QUAKES".... with loud obnoxious groaning (Notice the PAINED look on the lady behind Tree)


* Tree loudly yelled at the players warming up.. "GO GO GO" .. finally, one of the players walked over and asked her where exactly she wanted them to go..

*Tree peed twice at the game and obviously peed out all the drunken goodness. When the game was over, I HAD TO GET JOHNSON'S autograph. I don't have the heart to tell her he was flirting with me.. I had him throw her a bone..

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