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Sunday, March 15, 2009

My worst nightmare.

If you know anything about me, you know that a man in a uniform will literally make me weak in the knees. One of my besties of all time, Tania, is married to the super cute Bob. Bob just happens to be a fireman. Fireman are literally #2 on my list of uniformed hotties. (right under sailors.. Hello, officer and a gentleman... sigh)
Fast forward to today. I was having a particularly BAD day in the pain department.. (you know, the whole being hit by a car business) I had been taking my PRESCRIBED pain meds and I had slept most of the day away. At about 6p, I was heading over to my mom's house for a quick visit and to flatten my nephew's hair.. (Yes, he is a fashionista, too) Just as I was coming out the door, I see a GIGANTIC firetruck turn the corner. All of the sudden, I remembered Tania telling me that Bob was now stationed in MY neighborhood. UGH! There I was looking like a slob.. hair all messy, NO makeup, sweats and such. OMG.. I tried my darnedest to get in my car before he spied me.. NO SUCH LUCK! He slowed the rig down, gave a TOOT of the horn and with all the HOTTIES spying me, he gave me a holler! I was mortified. My DREAM .. a rig full of fireman 10 feet away.. Stopping for ME! If I had looked super cute, I would have totally faked a fainting spell.. and made them all rush to my aid.. grr. damn murphy's law.. Bob, please come back.. But call first. :)

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