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Monday, November 30, 2009

I AM a Grown Ass Woman. Really!

sweaty girl

I feel the need to revisit an old topic.. I am a grown ass woman who literally falls apart in the presence of one specific MAN. That man is Mr Nic Cester. I tell you this, dear reader, because a week ago I had the pleasure of not only attending a ROCKING JET show in LA, but I had the thrill of meeting the entire band.
I wish that I had taped the encounter, because in all honesty, it is a euphoric blur. I stood before the band with 5 other fans while they did sound check. They were funny and engaging...Because the other band (BOO PAPA ROACH) ran late with their sound check, we were only able to hear a few songs. As soon as they completed the SC, we were ushered upstairs to the VIP area. The band came out .. and this is where things get fuzzy. I do remember asking Nic to sign my boob, which he did.. wink wink.. and I remember sitting next to him and professing my love while I rubbed his leg.... but other then that..I couldn't really be sure.. I do know it was fun.. and a night to remember. (hahahaha)

The good news, is that Chris said they would be returning to Cali in March.... I am already planning my road trip.. and thinking of other things for Nic to sign.. ;)

P.S. The show was AMAZING. They did not disappoint.. I heart JET

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Hi, remember me?


I went to a David Sedaris reading.. and before the show started he was signing his book in the lobby.. So, I got in line.. when it was my turn.. I said, David I adore you.. and he said.. "PLEASE .. you are going to give me a BIG head.. I wont be able to get on the plane tomorrow when I have to go first class to Hawaii .. my head simply wont fit in the plane..

I said, hmm.. Do you need a lady friend? and he said ARE YOU A HO? and i said pardon me? and he said ARE YOU A HO? and i said, well I can be what ever you want me to be.. chuckle chuckle.. and then i said, seriously.. I want to be YOU when I grow up.. and he looked at me square in the face .. and he said how OLD are you? and i said .. blah blah blah.. and he said, ah blah blah blah blah.. Nice to meet you NEXT!

I heart david.. tee hee