Hi, remember me?

I went to a David Sedaris reading.. and before the show started he was signing his book in the lobby.. So, I got in line.. when it was my turn.. I said, David I adore you.. and he said.. "PLEASE .. you are going to give me a BIG head.. I wont be able to get on the plane tomorrow when I have to go first class to Hawaii .. my head simply wont fit in the plane..

I said, hmm.. Do you need a lady friend? and he said ARE YOU A HO? and i said pardon me? and he said ARE YOU A HO? and i said, well I can be what ever you want me to be.. chuckle chuckle.. and then i said, seriously.. I want to be YOU when I grow up.. and he looked at me square in the face .. and he said how OLD are you? and i said .. blah blah blah.. and he said, ah blah blah blah blah.. Nice to meet you NEXT!

I heart david.. tee hee