....For best supporting actress, the oscar goes to..

When a person finds out you are unemployed, they tend to think you are available... Available for any type of weird shit they can't find anyone else to help with. Lately, everyone under the sun has asked me for help... Despite what you might think, friend, I am not merely an extra in your life story... I have a multifaceted storyline going on right here, bitch.. So, step off.